Luck by a Lady

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Onan! You've got his best in life. You crash your enemies, see them driven before you, and they get a lamentation of their women.

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00:09 Justin: The best place to be is when expectations are high. Get used to it. It's always going to be that way. Get away! Jake: Get away! Get away! Get away! Welcome to the Jet Kingdom podcast. The longest running Mere Jet podcast on the entire interweb. I'm your host Jake, and joining me on this lovely Friday, a double podcast week, is my co-host and long time Jet's companion, Justin. I was going to get really silly. Like lover? Long time lover. Yeah. I was going to get silly and I decided to not do it. The boys the boys is still a little hurt from from Sunday. Is it really? Yeah, mine was bad on the Monday pod Yeah, but by Friday It's all good I think people are gonna soon Quickly realize that you will be getting two pods when the Jets win and you will likely be getting one pod if not if if if If one because no, they're getting one. They always you always get one. It'll probably come on a Thursday or Friday Just as long I've always said I don't get over a loss until I do kind of want to bring the blue snowball to the To the games and maybe record some stuff in the in the do a pregame Well like that the tailgate I kind of wanted a little like those assholes. We took it with yeah We tell gay with some serious assholes. Not you, Gary Vee. We love you. See you in Baltimore. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. It's just... We are going to Baltimore. I know we're going to Baltimore. I'm excited about Baltimore. We want to meet up with Gary Vee, because he's a podcaster. But before we get ahead of ourselves, and talk about us going to Baltimore. You want to go to a couple weeks? We winning with... over you in most things last week? No. Let's talk. Well, in the most important thing of last week, you did not win. I won. Yeah, whatever. We'll talk about that later. Yeah, yeah. But let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. Let's do the agenda. You want me to all through it or you roll through it? Sure, do it. I never get the agenda. You're the broadcaster. I'm just a fan. You sit back, relax. We'll fan with the blue snowballs. Your balls are blue. So we're gonna talk about our final thoughts on the Cowboys games. We We'll wrap it up, wrap it up completely, put a little bow on it, and move on. There was a matchup on Monday night, because we recorded our pod on Monday afternoon before the Monday night action where there was an AFC East matchup of the Fins vs. the... We'll talk about that. And you? Wow, you're annoying. Yeah. We'll talk about Fantasy Kingdom, where you and I actually played against each other in our league, our League of Dorks. And we're in another league together. We're in another league together where we share a team and we're in a league where...

03:00 Jake: We don't share a team and we play against each other. We'll talk about that a little bit. We're diving into fantasy this year for all those who are listening, long time listeners. We'll do our Stutter Dud for the week. We'll talk about who won that last week. And then we'll of course jump into the favorite, my favorite segment of the show, the Jet Kingdom Pick'em and the Throne Picks followed shortly thereafter. Right, checking and picking being the one where we pick every game. Every game against the spread. Except we leave off the AFC East matchups which we call our thrown picks where we dive a little bit deeper into those games because they mean a little bit more to us. Right. Including the Jets game. And we talk more about them. Yeah. We don't just go like, oh we think Denver's going to destroy blah we say. Denver's not destroying anybody this year. Oh, let's move on moving. Let's put a bow on last week Sunday night game couple thoughts you wanna I have a couple thoughts well You have thoughts on the game. Yeah, this just stuff. Well, I mean cuz here's the thing Every fan out there to know this every just in those you go to the game where you don't you watch it at home And then like you see a bunch of stuff and then over the week You watch the recaps, you watch the highlight reel, you watch the winner. Justin: I've seen lots of highlights this week. Jake: And then at the end, you kind of look back and you're like, oh, so there's other stuff you want to talk about the game. So I feel like I want to talk about a couple other things about the game. Alright, go ahead. And we won. If we didn't win, I would forget. I don't even know what the winner is. So go ahead and talk. So what is the note penalty? We never even mentioned. I said that to you on the car ride home, didn't I? I know. We, you said, do you... Do you think, did we have a penalty? Or how many did we got? They had no penalties. The Jets had no penalties. That was unreal. I looked at you in the car. We were flying home, by the way. We got home super fast. We got right out of the stadium. I looked at you. We were in the tunnel. Safely driving. We don't drive. Safely driving. I looked at you in the tunnel. And we were just talking about the game. And we had just heard the Rex Ryan post-game interview. And I said to you, I said, Thank you. Did we not have a penalty and neither of us could think of one? Not one penalty we cannot think of it That is fantastic as compared to last year's home opener where we played against Baltimore and shot ourselves right in the foot What we have 14 penalties last year lots of like roughing the pass pass interference Stupid stupid penalties. That's fantastic. Sometimes I mean, I don't think you can really coach around penalties No, her Medwards did he know he did they led the league Almost every year her Medwards was the coach in least penalties. He actually coached. Yeah, you know, I just I just and Sorry to cut you off. Yeah, the Raiders Historically just lead the league in penalties every night so I think there is something to it. You can create a culture of either not getting penalized or having a culture of we don't give a shit. We will

06:03 Jake: to have none is awesome, but it's also, it's the crew. I mean, there's so many other factors. It's not like you can say, don't do this. Because I also think there's like this line. I think you kind of want to be over the line always, and kind of, because it's better to be over the line and make the plays, and be called back a couple times, than to play under the line and miss a lot of plays. Well, the ones that hurt really bad are like, the third and 17. in. Even the illegal contact down-to-down automatic first down when they needed 17. The holdings on a 3rd and a 3rd play, those hurt. Like, pass interference always hurts, no matter when. Big run back and off the ground and there's a hole in the back at the 20. Yeah, and now you have to go up to 10, right? Those hurt. Those suck. But having Zero is pretty incredible. That is pretty cool. So kudos to that. Another thought was, a thought that came up as I was talking to a Giants fan in the gym sometime during the week. Is he bitter? Yeah, I mean, I did point out to him after he sort of unrailed on the Jets about them, they said, hey, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, they beat the Cowboys. What's the deal? You know, one play, one luck play, one luck play, if it just weren't for one luck And you know what I started thinking about it, I'm like, you know what, there was a play. But I said, I actually brought it back to myself. There's more like three plays that are sort of the luck points. But I said, that's any game. That's the whole point in football is that unless you get blown out and then it's like, yeah, there's no one luck play. It's like, you know, the to jump ahead a little bit. the Brady in his own end zone, throwing the ball, right to Grest Walker and having it go 99 and a half yards, that play didn't change the game. I mean, they were killing him. They were already beating him pretty good. Yeah, that was just slapping it up on the thing. Your computer sucks, by the way. My computer wants to make love. Why does it make noise constantly? on. Because it's hot. It is kind of sexy. It is kind of sexy. I can move it. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's not annoying me. I'm a professional broadcaster. You know, speaking of those plays. But anyway, no, so we were talking about the lock in. It just gave me a segue. Into our topic about, you know, into the show that I watched last night. on versus. Oh, okay. Well, speaking of this play, right, these luck plays, in the Jets game there were a few, the sack fumble of Tony Romo at the one yard line as they were going in for a touchdown, or a field goal that would have put the game away. And the block punt, these two plays, there is now a show on versus that will be on every Thursday night at I think 10, 9 or 10 o'clock. 10 then repeats at 11. repeats the 11 and it repeats like a bunch of times during the week, that focuses on the top two or three games of the week based on like closeness of the game, I guess, however they determine it,

09:00 Jake: and it has the NFL Films highlight package, which is, if you don't know, the NFL Films highlights are the best. You don't know, you're totally not listening to this podcast, because- They're the best. You don't know about the NFL. That's not sports center shit. that is high-end, really well done, miked, different camera angles, good stuff. So the Jets were featured on NFL Turning Points last night. I know because I told you. Well I knew already because I was recording it on my TiVo. I'm recording it anyway, but I knew it was on there. No, but I told you it was on. Justin: No, I already knew before you told me. Jake: Well, it's funny because someone, a Giants fan, told me it was on. I was like, oh, cool. I already knew. I had it set to TiVo. Anyway, whatever. So, the Jets game was on. They went in depth. They had Dorell, Reavis, miked for the entire game. He's not much of a... I would think of him as not much of a talker. He wasn't. Apparently, there was some couple lines. There was a couple of funny things that he's not much of a talker. He... He was really under Des Bryant's skin. And you could tell, we could see, hey, they're fighting down there. Reavis is just laughing. He's literally laughing the whole time as he's getting under Des Bryant's skin. But yeah, they showed the turning points of the game, which was essentially the Romo fuckups. Two Romo fuckups, or three. Two Romo fuckups and a block punt. Yeah, so I think the same also the just to get away from the Jets on the show Yeah, Saints the Saints Green Bay game was the other one of the other games that they did that was great Highlight package and the other one was the the 49ers Seahawks game, which I'm not sure why they really picked that one I mean it was a close game the two head coaches have a rivalry going back to when they coached in the Pac-10 and college against each other maybe but you know to to Ted Ginn special teams touchdowns so those were like the big you know there were big plays that I literally just had I just had I just throw up in my mouth a little bit I know two special teams had Ginn Ginn win the game one kick return one punt return it's not exactly what he did to us a couple years back. Why do you kick to some of these people? I don't know. I don't know. Well, because they do it once every three years. I'm getting run stuff back a lot. But anyway, it's a great show. It's on Versus. You should check it out because you will be able to catch this episode of this show again, which has 15 to 20 minutes of Jets highlights, which is awesome, especially when they win. Absolutely. I haven't seen it. I teeped it last night. You will like it. I can't wait. Thanks for watching! Speaking of, I actually thought about just Tony Romo, if I were a Cowboys fan, if I were a Cowboys fan, it's not that he's, the stuff that he's making mistakes on aren't things that's not like he doesn't have the arm. Like we used to complain about Pennington not having the arm or whatever. The stuff he's making mistakes on is the stuff that if you don't get it by now, you're not gonna get it. That's, I'm sorry dude. He's got all the physical talent in the world. They were talking a lot, you know, on the show. They mentioned how they tricked him.

12:01 Jake: Yeah, it was a trap play. They trapped him. They disguised the Blitz and they disguised a double coverage on Des Bryant. And he basically tried to throw the same pass. that he completed earlier in the game against Rebus and this time it was a different coverage and Rebus just had him underneath it wasn't gonna work. It just never was gonna work. Whether you made a perfect throw or not it wasn't gonna work. So the Jets basically beat him mentally on that plays. Speaking of being beaten and turning. Oh, come on There were no there were no turning points on the Monday night game No, there were a Patriots just took out a big piece of wood It whittled it down to a paddle and then just went to fucking town. Yeah, their offense was virtually unstoppable Yeah, Miami had no answer the the pats were going As fast as I've seen an offense move. Yeah, they were no huddle weren't like they were down by 21 We're not letting the Dolphins off the field They kept them in in like a bad personnel package for whatever the Pats wanted to do. They would go for wide They'd go to tight end. They'd I mean they had they have these two tight ends that can do anything Yeah, Gronkowski Hernandez then they have you know They have Welker who could run anywhere. They got Branch who's a nice receiver. They didn't even use Ocho Senko. I mean, you barely heard him, his name called. I think he had one catch. One catch. He was barely on the field. He wasn't even on the field. They were going too tight on him. They're saying there's concerns with it now because he's like, out of the packages of the 70 offensive plays, I think he was in on 17. Yeah, he wasn't even on the field. Yeah, I think that. You know they're saying that there's a problem ranch at this point is a better option for them knows their offense, right? Woodhead got the majority of the of the touches a running back because the the law firm was going up against my my wife in Fantasy and she was wait, you know hoping he didn't get a lot of you know place didn't scored enough. He did score touchdown but you know he's it looks from the packs look different every week so you can't look at them last week and say this is what they're gonna be because it's not but it did look like they're gonna be an uptempo two tight ends we're gonna throw these guys all over the place we're gonna have woodhead running around I mean, they look tough. They look real tough. Just like they look last year, though. Yeah, I would say it's where they picked up in the regular season of last year. They didn't stretch the field by any imagination. It's not the team that we met in the playoffs. That was not the team. It was the same team. They didn't stretch the field by any stretch of the imagination. I was watching that team, and maybe offensively, I don't know what was going on in the day that we met them at... in uh that's what we did we didn't let them do what they did they they weren't throwing the ball like deep down the field there was a couple seam passes for tight ends down the middle but other than that their receivers weren't going down the field i mean that welker play was because they blitzed and they had nobody back to help but that's the exact thing that we didn't do against the Pats in that

15:00 Jake: playoff game not to go back all the way to last year. I know I'll revel in that for years. I guess I watched that game like six times I had it t-voted I'm just watching it. So, couple thoughts. I have a couple thoughts on... You have all these thoughts. Yeah well that's what... Who wants to hear your thoughts? I'm a fan, you're a broadcaster. I had some thoughts. What are your thoughts? You know, Henny had a good game statistically. A lot of it came out in garbage time. Don't think Reggie Bush is going to make the season. He's running. He was running all around like he was the number one running back. And now you hear today that they're actually going looking at other running backs. They didn't really have any other option though. They had no other options. Daniel Thomas didn't play. I don't think that that guy can take the load for the year. So I just think that this is like, this is a ticking time. He was looking good. I'm not saying the Reggie Mitchell was bad. He looked good, but I just don't think that that's his game to be like the guy who's Chris Johnson and just pounds it up, you know, pounds it for the entire, you know, year. So, although he didn't do much last week. But anyway, that and yeah, the Patriots, shit, they are, you know, they are who they thought they are. They're going to be, I think they really, it's true, they do seem to change every year, but it does look like they're right back to where they were last year. They change from week to week. They have different game plans week to week. Of course, of course. But, you know, they look. drastically different. They do, they do. Like they can come out and next week you know I can't see them changing this too tight end thing for them is just working too well. Right. But you know they could come out and it's the Ocho Cinco show you know. Yeah I you know out of the two pickups they have we look back on this first game way too early to judge but I'm gonna judge anyway because it's what it do. You know looks like Haynesworth's the better pickup right now. Either of them did anything. Well, Haines was disrupting. Not really. He was... You know what? The Dolphins didn't look that bad. Well, the secondary looks pretty bad. No, on offense. They did not look bad. Well, there's the other thing. Is the Patriots defense that good? That's what I'm saying. They didn't look that good at all. I don't think Haines did anything. I mean, come on. How hard is it to stop Reggie Bush as a lead running back? It wasn't that. It was that. He's never... He's no good though. They were double teaming him and when they had him and Wilfork in, Wilfork was getting sacks and Wilfork was getting to the quarterback and because they're two fucking big guys. Yeah, let's see them do that against not a rookie center. With... Speaking of rookie centers, see how you just take anything and turn it into a segue but it's not really a segue? Let's do some fancy Kingdom. I was gonna actually talk. I didn't put this on the agenda, so I apologize. Just one more thing about tying together the Pats and TV. Last night if you have the NFL Network, I watched the Bill Belichick football life part one. Part one. How many part? There's two parts. Two parts. Which is again, the second part will be next week on Thursday. Does he collapse in the playoffs in the second part? I hope so. I'm pretty sure that's what's happening. Yeah, it actually recounts two years ago's team. The team that had Randy Moss, the team that traded Seymour after the last preseason game,

18:05 Jake: the year that Tom Brady came back after his injury. Yep. It was... fascinating it was a really great show I don't I I what's the I know epic act is the stuff that makes you throw up what stuff do you take to not throw up Oh I don't like whatever whatever that medicine is I feel like I need to have a lot of you know I think do I have a different he comes off pretty well I'm sure because they listen I'm sure if you followed around Ted Bundy, you know, uh, mass murderer for a year, you could probably find two hours of him like, you know. As a football fan, it was... And I would watch that... I would watch that about any coach. I... no. There's some coaches I think that the personality would paint. That would be Bill Belichick, my friend. Um, yeah, but he's a genius. So it's kind of like watching, it's like watching Einstein of football or something. It was very well done. I actually wanna watch it. You will enjoy it. I promise you you will enjoy it. I promise you I will try not to. No, you will. Because I don't like it. You really will. You'll like it. Alright, so let's talk a little Kingdom. Let's talk a little Fantasy Kingdom. So this year on the podcast, new to the podcast this year, we are gonna bring in some fantasy elements. Oh, wow. Two pieces actually. we're going to talk about our We're talking about our fantasy stuff and what we like, what we see, what we did, what we didn't. Maybe we've been getting in, I don't know if we're at the level where we're going to answer fantasy questions. I don't think so. I don't think so. But, you know, I think people like to hear about it and like what's going on. So yeah, we are in two different leagues. Why don't you tell them about the one where we played against each other head to head, you versus... Yeah, so in that league I got crushed you did is it was it 98 to what the final score was 119 0.36 for me. So 12 team keeper point PPR league. That's right. Okay, and you had 93 so I beat you by I can't do the math that fast, but it looks like about 27 points and We were sitting there watching the one o'clock games. Oh, where we not No. We weren't. We were sitting together next to each other on a couch. Wait, wait. Again, one of the things you promised you'd never do. Watch football with me. Oh, it was alright, because the Jets were not. We sat there and watched some one o'clock. We watched the red zone. You've got the fantasy scoreboard on in front of you and you're kicking my tail. You're bringing me like 70 to like 30. You're like I'm kicking your ass and it's like, you know In the second half of the one o'clock games and you're like, aren't you worried? Aren't you worried? And what did I say? So I'm not worried that I fancy I got I got plenty of players left going later. All my guys are going later You're gonna get crushed. I'm gonna kill you. I'd blow my fancy wad too quickly a little too quickly rookie move. rookie fantasy. anyway my team beat your team 119 to 93 it was a victory.

21:00 Jake: yeah so let's just let's just I mean I got I got I got thought I got fucked by Schaub I mean he's in a game that he's don't that their team is dominating and he can't put more more than 10.8 points problem. And then basically my two running backs who I thought were going to bring in the pain, bring in the joy, bring in the funk, you know Charles and Gore, if you own him out there in the leagues, you know they didn't do very well last week. I will say I'm not, I've been listening to a lot of, you know, fancy stuff, watching fancy shows and all the advice is don't freak out. No. Week one is week one. things happen and so I'm actually this week I'm up against my life in fantasy and you're up against our business partner that's right so we have a fun little matchup this week yeah it's gonna that was being good yeah I mean if you just look my team was far I'm not gonna go through my entire team nobody cares no you have done some changes though based on it because you have you a bench to come with us had as many points in your in your fucking on my back on your bench as you did that means I have an extremely consistent team yeah or be so much I always had guys on my bench like who had why would I start Ryan Fitzpatrick I don't know why you're starting this week because he has a better matchup than Kevin Cobb that's it Alright, that's true. And, you know, I had a guy like Kenny Britt who had two touchdowns and one of them was an 80-yard grab. You know, a lot of points on the bench. Anywho, you know, there were some, should we go through like top performers of last week? I mean, obviously Tom Brady ripped shit up, right? Yep. I mean he had a sick sick week of 500 something yards and four touchdowns. As far as running backs are concerned, Ray Rice had a good game against Pittsburgh, not to be expected, but it happened anyway. I know Mike Tolbert had a very good game, you know, for San Diego. So people generally who had these guys on their teams did very well last week. You know, LeSean McCoy had a very good game. So people who had LeSean McCoy did pretty well you know people Generally quarterbacks had pretty good week last week Yeah, if you didn't have a quarterback who had 300 yards you had a bad quarterback Even at Sanchez you would have everyone had 300 yards. I mean shit Chad Henny had 400 yards He's garbage. And he had 59 rushing yards and a rushing touchdown. Pretty nuts. Yeah. I'm hoping that the actual story, the better story to the Dolphins Patriots game, excuse me. Right there? Almost died. Right there. Just almost died. Is that the defense, that the Patriots defense is not going to be good this year. And that their whole thing is going to be, can you keep up with us? All that. That's what it was last year. So we also, as part of our fantasy kingdom, we did a stutter dud. Stutter dud. So last week we picked, we each picked one player. By the way, we don't have a sound board.

24:00 Jake: No, I wish we did. But I'm literally just going to make up my own set. Stutter dud. I'll do it every time. You know. We should put a little bit, we should put more rules and parameters around our stutter dad. Go for it. Only because you got beat. I did get beat. And you got beat with like, like the worst performing running back of the week kind of thing. That's what I mean. Like you picked a top tier running back and I picked a receiver. Like should we? pick Stutter Duds per position every week? Should we pick a quarterback, a receiver, and a running back in a tight end? Like, what should we do here? No, you pick... it's one player. So, alright. But again, as you get towards week, you know, so you can pick top guys every week. Well, obviously. But like, what if I pick a quarterback in our league, quarterbacks more more than running back? Doesn't matter who you have. Well, right, but it's a total through the season. We're going to do that. We're going to keep the total. I thought we were just saying, oh, you won this week. I won this week. Justin: Oh, so we're going to keep totals. Yeah. All right. Jake: So in that case, you're going to have to make sure that you have the totals. That would mean that you could pick a bunch of quarterbacks and start. But again, there are quarterbacks that you could pick. I could pick a quarterback every week. Yeah, but after about four you're you should be picking wide receivers Quarterback on every team last I checked. Yeah Back to make more points in them week to week. We'll see. All right. So anyway, I want week back to you one week one Yep, we you had Jamal Charles. I had Brandon Lloyd in our fantasy league Brandon Lloyd scored 11.9 points in our league. Jamal Charles scored 13 points. Yes. Meaning you're up by 1.1 points. Yes. So far. And you're up 1-0 in terms of weeks. There you go. So this week, I'm going back to the receiver well. Okay. And I'm picking Andre Johnson. I'm going for the gusto. Last week I decided I'll pick you know, I'm not gonna go right for Adrian Peterson or Jamal Charles or you know Good thing cuz that would have something everybody they both sucked. I'm going for Andre Johnson this week. I like Andre Johnson against that Miami secondary, so Gimme Andre Johnson Andre and and you own him in one of your leads. I actually own him In our league. In our league. Uh, I'm gonna look, I think I'm gonna look. You haven't actually decided this yet? Yes, yes I have. You're doing this on the fly. I've already decided. So who is it? Right now. I'm just re-deciding. You're the decider. I'm the re-decider. You're the re-decider. Listen, George, the decider was at the game on Sunday night. Oh god, he was. Good segue. way. Um, I think I'm gonna go a little cuckoo. So do it already. We've done that. Oh this is bullshit. You don't have to fear. Alright I got it, I got it, I got it. What is this bullshit? I had one but I was gonna switch out. I'm gonna go to the, I just see a bad matchup so I'm gonna go for it. Do it. Aaron Rodgers. Oh okay.

27:00 Jake: So I'll be losing by a lot. Yes. After this week. Well I'm gonna pick him next week. I... I reserve the right to pick Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers later on in the year. Okay. Fine. You take Aaron Rodgers. Put it down. Write it down where we write these things. And who are you picking? I took Andre Johnson. Okay. I already wrote mine in both places. Aaron Rodgers. You should probably put it here. I'm not going to put it there. I don't want to put it here. Alright let's go. Let's go to the next segment. Was there a jet king to pick him? every game with the spread. How did we do last week? Oh, terrible. Wow, I won again. Yeah, oh my God. When I win a... You know what? That's not a win. No. You won because you did better than me. Oh. But we both did so bad that it shouldn't count. It's funny because it's exactly what we left the last season last year is that you won by one point. No, but we did good last year. No, but you won by one point. We both did good last year. You won by like one point last year. No, I know. So this is the point that you won by, I'm going to start it off by winning by one point. Oh, okay. You hear what I'm saying? You know what? I got four out of 16 and you got five out of 16. Ha ha. Who was the winner in our league? I think it's my brother-in-law. Oh, we have to go to the group. I'm in the group. And the winner of the week, it was Rex Ryan's Pedicure Spa, which is my brother-in-law. Oh, good for him. Yep, he picked eight and six. That's terrible. Our league sucks. It was a tough... tough, tough, tough lead. Sure was. I mean, you are at the bottom. I'm last, but I'm not last by much cause I'm only four back, that's nothing. My wife is beating us. Everybody's beating me. All right. Anyway, whatever. Let's get started. We pick every game against the spread. I read them out and I try and. keep the AFC East games out of it. Sometimes I screw up and Jake laughs at me. So I'm leaving the first game out. Because the first game on there is an AFC East matchup. So I'm gonna start with Detroit. We got the final spreads today, which is good. We got the final spreads. We're gonna start with Detroit hosting Kansas City. The 1-0 Detroit Lions taking on the lowly 0-1 Kansas City Chiefs who got their butts. kicked by the Bills and Detroit looked good beating a good Tampa team. Detroit's giving. giving eight points at home and you know what I feel like they're gonna cover give me Detroit give me Casey. I'm buying in I am I'm sold. You all in on Detroit? I'm all in I'm sold. Now I'm gonna go get that defense that if Stafford as long as Stafford's healthy I'm picking them. Casey will turn around. Really on the road? Yep I think Casey's gonna turn around. They're gonna turn around enough to cover. Eight eight point not going to get within eight. Yep. Okay. Give me Casey in the eight. Okay, you got it next game Baltimore travels to Tennessee Baltimore on the road giving six points. I wouldn't want to have You know, Chris Johnson as my oh, that would be rough. That's why I didn't pick him as my stutter dead this week So Tennessee's home. They're getting six You know what? I like Tennessee in this game. I feel like it's a bit of a letdown game for Baltimore. Six is a lot on the road. Give me the home team. Give me Tennessee.

30:00 Jake: Oh god, oh god, I like that we're already off to double. Oh, we both did so well last week. Give me, well, at least this week, one of us will do well and one of us won't do well. On these first two games. Baltimore, I'll take Baltimore. Tennessee, no good. Baltimore. Good, I think they're gonna take their win over the Steelers and just go romp on another team All righty anything their defense if if if Tennessee can't score up against the Panthers If they didn't play the Panthers, no, sorry who they put last week. I'm not gonna tell you I know, but I'm not gonna tell you I can go show off your football acumen. I could I know Jaguars, oh, yeah, okay So they can't I was Panthers Jaguars. They're actually different. No, no, they're two different teams there their cats Okay, don't talk to me under cats. All right, let's move on. All right, this is a shitty game Cleveland Cleveland goes on the road to Indy who looked absolutely miserable both these teams look miserable Cleveland. I think lost a ton of people's survivor pools for them. Casey kicked me out. Casey and Cleveland lost for a lot of people last week. So Cleveland goes on the road to face Indy. And Cleveland's favored in Indy by two and a half. That is just insane. That's insane. I don't care, Peyton or not. Cleveland looks so bad last week. I know Indy looked terrible too But they're gonna at least get a little better because they've got to get used to like not having Peyton I think has no like give me Indy give me the two and a half Yeah, give me two that I'll take the at-home plus three and ridiculous. They walk on the field and he wins Yeah, okay. All right. So next game is in Minnesota Maybe just maybe McNabb could throw from more than 39 yards in this game Maybe against Tampa. There was a moment I was flirting with picking up as a second as my backup quarterback I was like you would have dropped him this weekend. So Minnesota's home. I did pick up They are as my backup good for you. Okay, good thing. He had his best game ever when you didn't own keeper league. All right So, good. Minnesota is hosting Tampa. Yep. And Minnesota is actually favored by three. I don't like that line at all. It's a ridiculous line. Give me Tampa on the road getting the three points. Yeah, Blunt is one of my running backs. I need him to do some shit, so I'm going to pick Tampa to do some shit. Just because Tampa lost to Detroit last week doesn't mean they're not a good team. I mean, they played them pretty tough. Yeah. Tampa's a decent team. Minnesota look terrible. Alright this is a big game the next game. New Orleans is hosting Chicago and New Orleans is favored by seven. This is a big big game because New Orleans could potentially go 0-2 here and Chicago could go to a 0. Chicago looked really good last week. They played extremely well and I like them getting seven points. I guess they're good.

33:00 Jake: I've been saying that they're terrible for the last year and they just win. So give me Chicago, give me the seven. Yeah, I'm not picking Chicago to win outright. I just don't- Defense travels. Yeah, I think the defense on this one travels. I think they'll give, you know, Norweens a little bit more trouble, even at home. I still think they'll keep it close. I would pick normally straight up, but this is one I'll split. I'll pick Chicago with the points. All right. So now we have Pittsburgh at home, their home opener. Good job. Thanks, bud. Pittsburgh's at home. They are playing Seattle. Both these teams lost last week. I cannot see Pittsburgh going 0 and 2. you. but they are giving 14 and a half points and even though I hate West Coast teams playing one o'clock games on the East, I still feel like Seattle has a little back door cover in them. I feel like they're gonna be losing by 21 and then like score very late to make it. 14 and that'll be the game. They'll lose by 14. Give me that hook. Give me Seattle. Totally. Totally agree. If it was 13 and a half, I'd go with Pittsburgh. If it was 13 and a half, I might consider Pittsburgh. And that's 14 and a half. Give me Seattle. And that's what this line's all about. Alrighty. So two teams who won last week. Washington hosting Arizona giving three and a half. Points going down over the week, which is a little interesting. Yeah, this line opened at four and a half. It's now at three and a half. I'm gonna take Arizona and keep betting that line down. I feel as if Washington beat a not so good team last week in the Giants. You think you're not so good team you think that Giants are worth what they beat the Giants by by like 14 Yeah, so you think the Giants are a worse team than Arizona Cardinals? Yeah Yeah, that's a that's a tough statement. Why? Okay for the rest of the season the Giants will win more games different schedules Yeah. They'll win more games than the Cardinals. Yes. Ahhh. I said that like the Senate wasn't getting us straight. Um So yeah, I think Arizona is better than the Giants. Washington after beating up on the Giants at home again against you know the whole Coast thing I think Arizona gets destroyed three and a half is two is go up to five and a half on this one okay what you do it's why I'm reading so I love it Green Bay is going on the road after a long layoff because they opened on Thursday they're going to Carolina

36:14 Jake: the I actually don't. I in, those quarterbacks won last week? No, neither of those quarterbacks won last week. Oh, you're right. They lost. They lost. Arizona beat them by 7. Alright, let's move it right along. Dallas is going to San Francisco at the start of the 4 o'clock schedule. This was a huge game back in 1993. And now we have the 0-1 Dallas Cowboys going to the 1-0 San Francisco... 49ers and favored by three and I don't understand why. Give me San Francisco, give me the home team. Yeah, I'll takeo take you know what people seem to forget that Dallas was a 6-10 team last year and they just lost in in the same fashion that they kept losing last year why would they be favored on the road? Well, it makes no sense to me. San Francisco's not very good. Yeah, but they won last week. They won. What's what they're against new head coach losing to one of the one of the best the AFC Championship Losing in the way that they lost the boneheadedness the we can lose any game at any point. Yes Yes, I agree. I'll take San Francisco I think people are water on the dowel bandwagon. They lose three and it really shouldn't be favored anyway Denver is hosting Cincinnati And Cincinnati, I don't know where they came from, but they looked okay last week. As soon as they put in Bruce Garakowski, apparently, that's all you need. Formerly the Raiders, right? Yeah, formerly of a lot of teams. But maybe, I think. Definitely more than, than just the Raiders. But yes, he was with the Raiders last week. And you know what? Denver did not look very good against the Raiders, speaking the Raiders last weekend, or on Monday night, the late game. The line is Denver is giving four. Give me Cincinnati if Denver wins their winning by a field goal. No, give me Denver. The line's dropping. My guess is if you drive this line out till Sunday, you probably get about three and a half, but I'm gonna take Denver at home. Mile-high stadium, you know. You understand that means that means people are betting on Cincinnati, right? Yeah, okay, but right and they're moving the line down, but your line is at four exactly. That's what you're betting Yeah, not I might be on Sunday. You don't talk fair enough. Okay. I'm just giving you I'm actually giving you your logic that argues against your pick Your logic for picking your pick is actually incorrect. I get you

39:04 Jake: I think Denver at home is going to win against the Bengals. They might win by three Alright, moving right along. Four and a half. Moving right along! Sunday night, Mike Vick back in the doghouse in Atlanta. Philly favored by two and a half in Atlanta. Like Mike Vick's gonna put on a fucking show. I feel like this is gonna be the Mike Vick show. Prime time back in Atlanta. We are really going all out against each other this week. Give me Philly. by two and a half. I'm taking Atlanta at home. Matt Ryan not known for his road games, known for being back at home. I think they'll pull it back together. They are a good home team. I think, you know, St. Louis gave Vic and his team a... No they didn't. Yeah they did. Creamed same no in the second half single started to come back again. They were already down by too much I watched the tower game with you. We kind of didn't I had the red zone out I would I would say that I'm not I think the fill is good I think Atlanta's gonna tell me 31 13 is getting a run like yeah, they won by 18 points Yeah, so that that's being given a run by saying I'm telling you I didn't think that the Philadelphia Eagles were as Dominating as that you understand that they they scored st. Louis scored a field goal in the second half So there was no coming back. Yeah, maybe I was seeing something. I think you were I'm still gonna pick Mike Mike Vic Also, you know threw for two touchdowns and ran for 97 yards. I don't think he's gonna be able to do that against Atlanta I agree he's gonna go back with the big, you know... Atlanta got creamed last week. Yep. Creamed. On the road. Okay. Okay. Sometimes they don't make sense, they just pick. I feel like there's gonna be a lot of Mike Vick fans there too. I agree! And I think it's gonna be one of those big games... I can't wait. It's gonna be a fun game to watch. I think that... Yeah, 8 o'clock. I'll be back. I I guess that's the That's the Stephen Jackson probably not going to play he's going to play factor, but Brad play Oh, well the Knicks is gonna play Saying he's gonna play you know what give me st. Louis the Giants aren't beating anybody by six And they shouldn't be favored by six. I don't care if they're home away. I don't care st. Louis is a better team than that Give me st. Louis. I agree. I'm gonna I'm always st. Louis, but I feel like this is a game that I Feel like it. I feel like here's what I think will happen Tuesday they're gonna either it's gonna get close like this or the Giants are just gonna

42:03 Jake: Destroy st. Louis and every Giants fan the world including the big one that we work with it's gonna walk in here on Tuesday morning Be like see See, that's not gonna be see yeah, you're like You know he's gonna see what we're back. He walked in here on Tuesday and said we're going five I know He's gonna walk in on Monday. I'm actually flipping my pic. I'm flipping right now Who are you taking I'm taking the Giants because that's what's gonna happen I can I can see my mind's eye they're gonna destroy the Rams and they're gonna get he's gonna come in here and giant fans and the whole media is going to go, they're back, they're good, it's all good, they're back in the ring, everything's good. They go low in two, people are going to jump it off the ship. But if they go one and one, it'll be fine. So my guess is- This is also Spagnolo coming back. I don't know if the Rams have played in New York since Spagnolo became the head coach, but he'll have something in store for Eli. He knows him pretty well. He does, he will try to tip as many passes as he can. Alright, so I did a masterful job of skipping all of the AFC East games because now we're going into our throat picks Great we have a great soundboard This is a high-tech podcast. So I wish last week we both went two and one. Yes We both got the Buffalo game absolutely wrong. I think everyone else did too. I mean the whole world got that We both got along the game wrong. Did you get it? I have buffalo losing 21 13 you had buffalo losing 2013 I think I got the New England Miami game more right 31 13 to 27 14. I had him in the 30s. Yeah, we were both. Yeah right there He was and Dallas the Jets you were more right because you had it as a close game I thought we were gonna win by third That didn't happen, but that happened that tends to happen when I pick the jack games I tend to just say they're gonna because your own accounts anyway Let's move right into week two and let's start with that one o'clock game with the Oakland Raiders traveling across the country to play the bills in their home opener I believe that This is a very hard game for the Raiders. They just won late on Monday night. It was a 10-30 game here on the East Coast on a Monday night. They were on the road. They were in Denver. Is that right? Who was they in Denver? Or was Oakland home last week? I can't remember. Ahhhh. And I'm the one who knows stuff. And yeah, it's funny when you know stuff. But then oh, it's everyone knows I'm the one who knows stuff to the no they were on the road I was right so so this is their second story. We didn't know you're right. That's right, right? This is their second straight road game. They were on the road played a Monday night game on the road at 1030 East I don't know what that is in Denver and then they had to travel back You know short week now have to travel all the way across the country to the East Coast to play the bills who? Should be firing on all cylinders after winning on the road. That home crowd should be pumped as all shit.

45:02 Jake: As pumped as they've been in five years. I like the Bills. Give me Fitzy, 24-13. Okay, yeah, I don't disagree. I think all... No, you actually don't. I don't disagree at all. I think it's gonna be a 23-18 for most of those reasons. I think that the Oakland defense is, you know, a defense that a lot of people had, you know, saying that could be a sleeper defense, like later. You don't lose Nnamdi and get better. I understand. I understand. I'm just, that's my thoughts. I also think that Buffalo is not that team. That's not that team. No, no. Like the team that played in KC's, that's not that team. No, but they might be a little better than we all thought they were going to be. I brought this up in the last part. It reminds me of the season they went and they destroyed the Patriots. Yeah, first game this season They actually creamed them. They creamed them and then where they are. 36-0 anything. And I think, I think that the second time they met the Patriots did the exact same back then. They did go 2-0 that year. They creamed Jacksonville the next week. I remember I was up there at that point in your life. This is just one of those things that I think they're relenting to win and they're going to go 2-0, but I think that'll sort of end up going to a slide. I don't know what their schedule is coming up. It could easily happen. It could very easily happen. Give me 1823 Buffalo wins. Great. So, no, I was just looking at the bill's upcoming schedule after that. It was a little quite. Well, they have to play New England after that. Right after. Lost. They're next, you know, they play New England, then they go to Cincinnati, then they have Philly. So lost, so maybe lost. And then at the Giants, which I should go to that game. I really should. All right, moving right along. You're going a million years. I am. Moving right along, we have Houston, who just beat the shit out of a Colts team that just wasn wasn. wasn't ready to play. Yeah, that's almost like a TV. That was like preseason game five from Colts. They just weren't ready to play at all. I mean, Kerry Collins, Fumble and Bumble, and now this, you know, couldn't even get a snap. So Houston, it looks a little bit better than they probably actually are. And I'd like to, I'd like to actually look back and just see what the spread is on this game. People think that this, this is a team that's going places. This is a 4-15 game. Houston's favored by... three in Miami Miami doesn't win at home. I lost 10 of their last 11 home games. They don't win at home. It's really odd. Odd reason. I like Houston. I don't feel like Miami can cover or play with Houston's offense. Houston's offense is fire.. They are fire power. They have what you know they have. Passing 23 16 23 16 ah for all the reasons I think I agree with you on the outcome and I

48:03 Jake: and pretty much in the you know the size of the spread I do if you feel like you think covers I think Houston I think Houston puts up a little bit more points you might be right I think they're gonna I think they'll air it out of it there's a little bit of like hey you know Let's get going. Let's get Jake. They need Matt Shaw the throw some balls. They also just gave up 517 passing yards. So why not come out thrown. Yeah, why not? And then, when they want to run, I think they can run whenever they want that team. But I think that the Miami-Dee fence is more set to stop the run than they are to stop the pass. The Miami-Dee fence has two. younger corners who have moments, you know, Bonta Davis and I think they even went out. Bonta Davis is actually pretty decent But he also said that they were the best cornerback tandem in the league Yeah, they're not even the best cornerback tandem in their division They're probably not in the best cornerback tandem on their team or in their state You got Tlaib and you got Jacksonville, I don't know who they are. They're not even the best one in their own stadium There are some baseball players actually don't play there anymore. But anyway, I gave it 3122 I think dolphins gonna start off. Yeah, 31 22 Houston. I think dolphins gonna start off 0 and 2 and It's not gonna get looking at our picks and this is not gonna be fun Because we basically think the same thing. This is terrible. All right, it's funny cuz in every I write them before you write them I don't look at yours. I don't need to look at yours Alright, well let's go to the next game which is sure to be one of the better games of the week. What time is it? Is it 4? Yeah, it's a 4 o'clock game. A 4.15 I should say. Great. It'll probably, I don't know if you're gonna get it, I don't know who has the double header because we were at the game. I don't know if Fox or CBS has a double header. If CBS has a double header, you'll probably get this game. It's New England hosting San Diego. Both teams looked dynamic last week. Thank you. San Diego came out a little sluggish. They did their usual Let's give up a kick return touchdown right off the right out of the gate to Percy Harvin But they did hold McNabb to 30 something yards Passing and did come through in the end to actually win the game unlike what they would normally do in past seasons Which is likely lose the game We all we talked about New England and how great they looked against Miami I think this is a shootout and if you don't think this is a shootout then you probably haven't been watching football very long I think anybody would say this is gonna be a shootout. It's an easy thing to say not very biting Analysis, you know, I like New England to win the game Just because I think they're a little bit better than San Diego. I like them to win 37 31 in a shootout style, lots of offense, look for both quarterbacks to throw for three, maybe 400 yards on each other.

51:02 Jake: Could've picked Rivers, but I'm gonna save him for later. I'm gonna make a comeback on you late in the year. Nice, can't wait. Because I'm already admitting you're gonna win this week. Yeah, I know. Nice, I'll go 2-0. You're gonna be 2-0, I'm giving it to you. So yeah, I like the Pats to go 2-0 as well. It is, and it's this. 37 and... There isn't a double header week for a CBS. I just looked it up. Oh, so you'll probably get this game if you're in the New York area. I already looked it up. You've got this game. Yeah, CBS whole Coasecoats just got this game. Yeah, it's a double header. I agree. You know, this is actually this this rival used to be other than the last, I think like two years, but like two years before that. three years ago. This used to be a rival. Well, they both finished first in their divisions every year. Yeah, and they started to meet up in the playoffs and it became like, you know, a bit of a thing. There was a whole thing with Thomas and not playing and Rivers playing hurt and that game that they kept it close to. I mean, there was some rivalry too, so I like this game because that's kind of fun. I love the rivalry of it. Otherwise, you know, they're sort of... different across the way. I agree, I think that San Diego's gonna be able to keep up in terms, turn up the points, but I don't think they're gonna be able to win the- I think it's gonna be close. So I'll call it 3134, Pat's win. Pat's go 2-0, Jesus. Pat's build jets 2-0, start the season, Jesus. This is Could be rough All right, so let's move to the game of the century clearly Oh, I already said Jets 2-0, but our game of the millennium Yeah, this is the game of the century. Yep. Now. This really isn't that this is not a blockbuster This is not a blockbuster game. Yeah, you just saw my score. Yeah Jacksonville heads into town to face the Jets. Jacksonville is kind of like... relent you know who really cares you know jacksonville's not a glitzy team they're they're uh they're kind of like a blue collar hard nose they got no quarterback a big running back back and maryse jones drew they were able to fend off the titans last week they won 1614 because they ran the ball quite a bit right in 2 years ago I think the Jets played the Jaguars and the Jaguars manhandled us. Oh, the two years ago with one M.G.D. goes down at the one. Yeah, like he wound at the one. So, I feel like there's, I feel like there's some, I feel like there's, I feel like Rex gets that out of people. When he's been beaten and he feels like, shit that sucked we should have won that game, there's an extra motivating factor that he's out and... get people to think about. So we're going to game at... what do you mean? What's your, score? Oh my score!

54:04 Jake: Yes that's the part of the, that's actually the part after talking about this one. Well I thought you would do, I like the Jets. Clearly. 23-6. No touchdowns, no team. Quarterback by either of the McAllen I agree that they're going to keep them low scoring. I think the defense basically got a little handed to them last week and I don't think that they don't want to be a team that's giving up over 20 points a week. They want to be a team that keeps you in the 17, 14, 10 if they can. So they didn't get a game ball. No one on the defense got a game ball for a win. I think this is gonna be a little bit of a you know, you know, you better show up at home and put on some defense, you know, put on your defensive face, I think they'll sneak by with a touchdown, so I think it'll be 10-20. I think once the Jets get up, I think that'll be like a late touchdown, like fourth quarter type of thing. So I think the Jets will handle this game all the way along and then maybe 30 seconds ago they'll score a touchdown and it'll be you know, it'll be 3-20. Everybody will be gone home and then they'll score a touchdown and it'll be 10-20 and that'll kind of end the game. You know, I like to see the Jets put up more than that But I just feel like they're gonna get ahead and then they're just gonna Freaking slam them with money. I think they're gonna throw in Blau Powell I mean, no, I think Joe McKnight's gonna get some love this week. He might I feel like no But I also feel like there's gonna be a Joe McKnight play in the first quarter He's earned as a reward for last week They'll probably be a Joe McKnight package perhaps of three to five plays that you know Rex was saying, you know Hey, we went to Joe and said what are your five favorite plays and we put him in the plan There just was no place for it during this game. I feel weird to say that I must say as a head coach I think that's okay, you know people were asking him. Hey, Joe made this great play Are we gonna see him on offense and I think he answered that honestly and fairly and I feel like that's That's acceptable for him to answer in that way. And I also feel like he's going to actually stick to it. I feel like we're going to see a Joe McKnight package. We might see him flanked out wide with the little wide receiver screen to Joe McKnight. We might see him in a wildcat situation. We didn't see any wildcats. I'm throwing an audible right now. I know you hate this. Audible. Audible. Have you seen that show on ESPN? No. With Herm Edwards and... She's Shawn Johnson. Oh, Audible! Yeah. I'm throwing out one of those. So I think from now on when we pick the Jets game, throw some stats. Throw some stats for what you think is going to happen. What do I think is going to happen? Well you're going to predict some stats, like prediction. Like prediction, but you're going to predict stats. Like running stats. Like Mark Sanchez is going to throw for 853 yards. That type of thing, but keep it more in the realistic. You're trying to say Mark Sanchez is not going to throw over 853 yards. Maybe after the season.

57:00 Jake: Or 1,053 yards. All right, so go ahead. Start it. Go. Yeah, I think Sandra's going to be in the- We have to go position by position. I don't feel like this is well done. Yeah, I think it's going to be a two touchdown, 220 zero pick type of thing. Oh, OK. Yeah, great. You oh, I don't know feel like Marc Sanchez gonna get injured in the second quarter and Mark Brunel is gonna throw He does that if that happens, I'm gonna punch you in the ballsack I'll just throw it out there. I feel like Dustin Keller has another good game. Okay, give me a give me a Sean Green sighting Are we gonna be a Sean? Yeah, I feel like she has to run at least 15 if not 20 times this game. No one throwing him, he dropped one in his last one didn't he? He's not a great pass receiver that's why LT's out there. I'd like to see Sean Green get you know 15 to 20 rushes for anywhere between 80 and 100 yards perhaps score on the goal line. I think we get a good dose of Keller. six catches for 66 yards and maybe a touchdown maybe not but the six for 66 I'll stick to. He's on my team, he's my home on my team. And I think our leading receiver is San Antonio Holmes. Who's questionable for this week. Yeah I didn't talk about injuries but... I think he'll be okay. Okay, so we have and at least one if not two Interceptions and probably closer to three turnovers forced. Yeah, I'd say probably three turnovers I don't think anybody's stupid enough to continue to throw to Rebus so the problem already in I mean their only receiver is Mike Thomas and I I could just see them being like Rebus Just take Mike Thomas out of the game and then I don't know what they would do. Yeah, Sadie's Lewis Yeah, and Jones Drew is there's gonna be a lot of Jones. There's their tight their tight end Mercedes. Yeah There's a lot of a lot of Maurice Jones drew some Kareem Deji as the backup And maybe a Dwight Lowry siding on So if you see Dwight Lowry on the field Sanchez throw it towards him. Because that's a completion. Like, wow. I don't even know, does he play for them? I know that that's where we traded him. Does he wear a 26? Are we gonna recognize him out there? I will recognize him. I will be there. You'll recognize him because he'll be running behind the guy who just caught the ball. You should, yes, I'll be there. This is the family event of my season. Taking the little one? I take my- Your two little ladies? My two little ladies. Justin: One who will be T-Voing the Dolphins game at 4 and one who will be you know Rooting for the Jets. Oh it is throwback week. Jake: Wear the Titans jersey. I'm gonna wear my Sanchez Titans throwback which will be fun. I think I'll wear mine too. Yeah should do that. I'm not going to the game. I was about to say if we dress any more like that won't be good. Although I did say if you if... If the wife who's going to the game wants to borrow the Sanchez throwback, she can have it.

1:00:05 Jake: She has a... she has a... you know... What is she wearing in the jackets? So you talk about the... you talk about the Joe McKnight package. Yeah. My wife has the Jets package of gear. Does she wear Jets? Yes. As a Finns fan? Yes. So she will wear it as a Finns fan to a non-Finns event. The Jets are playing the fact that it's in the valley wait you you go to a Miami game every year The Jets Miami game in New York these are two two so I have two questions for you two questions I go to the Jets Miami game in Miami you wear Jets gear. Yes clearly I wasn't really question a question a statement. That's all right, so Last year, I think you went to the Raiders. Now it was like two years ago. So you saw the Raiders in Miami, right? Last year I went to the Bears. So you saw the Bears? The Thursday Night Game. Did you wear a Miami uni? I did not wear a Miami uni. What did you wear? I think I threw a Miami hat on. You had some Miami Giron and just a regular t-shirt. Yeah, I might have stopped and bought a t-shirt, like just something to throw over. But you had Miami Giron. I basically... I can't deny it because there's a picture of me on the field at the Miami Dolphins game. Monday night game they were playing, it wasn't Raiders, it was another one, someone else. And I had to wear Dolphins gear to be on the field. So, great. you And then this year, since it's the AFC and the NFC East are both playing each other, the Finns are playing here in the Meadowlands at Mad Life Stadium. I'm going to go to that game. We're both going, and your wife's going, and it's a big Giants fan, it's a And the Giants are playing the Finns. I will literally kick you Like a Moouania. Well, don't be that guy who wears a Jets jersey. I was thinking, is it early enough that I wear a T-shirt? I have a thing with just a little tiny jet logo.

1:03:00 Jake: No, don't be that guy. That's too douchey. I hate when like there are people at at Adjecting wearing a Giants jersey or more more often than not like, you know if you're at a Yankee game people are wearing a Red Sox hat playing the Orioles right it's like you're a douchebag why are you doing that totally go home why are you here right right here but I will be clearly sitting there rooting for the Giants in that game having the Giants win nothing just a Miami loss, which is fantastic. I will be rooting there. I have no wife ties. I don't care if she gets mad at me. That's fine Probably a little bit she will but that's okay. I don't have to go home and live with her. No yeah, not yet, but What are you gonna do there? I I I was thinking basically I was gonna go Giants and wear giant stuff. I'm now thinking I'll probably go pretty plain. What will you be doing? I will cause will you be what will you be rooting for? Who will I be sitting next to? Well, you'll probably be sitting next to your wife because I'll be sitting next to our partner who brought us. Because I'm not sitting next to your wife. Well, I'm probably gonna be at the end. Actually, we should make her sit next to our bud because he's a big guy. Right. Although girls get off. they get off easy like no one messes with girls at the end. That's true. Like you're a real douchebag if you start messing with- With some girls. I mean, not punchable. Mmm, couldn't tell. Didn't ask. Didn't ask, didn't tell. I don't know. So you're right, it's a little bit of a dilemma. I generally don't wear other people's stuff. I've done it for her in a stadium where it didn't matter to me at all. It always felt odd. I'm glad we spent at least five, six minutes discussing what I'm going to wear to one game. Yeah, I always like to talk about your... You know, you're... your fashion statement. I think I would probably wear, because I would want to root for the Giants just because we are not playing for them, although I did a lot of bets on the Giants, but I'm not rooting for the Dolphins. Yeah, I don't want to root for the Dolphins. If I have no rooting for the Dolphins. Well, when is it? They could be like 0 and 6 at that point. Defense? I still, I'd want them to go 0 and 16. Yeah, if they were 0 and 6, I wouldn't care. The only thing is we are playing both teams. One team twice, one team once. to say, listen, the Finns are no threat to us anywhere in the playoff run. But if the Giants get hot and start to win, and need to win games at the end of the year, they're

1:06:03 Jake: going to be a more dangerous team a team to beat. That is, nope. No! Nope. Absolutely. Nope. Not buying into that at all. Alright, just saying. Not even close. Could happen. Could happen. Nope. Well. Listen, if you think we're not playing hard against the Giants. One way or the other whether they're playing hard or not then you got another thing coming No, I just rather have a team that's like at the last game of the year It's it's not the last game second the last game of the year just rolling over like teams don't roll over second to last game Of the year unless they're like unless they're 14 and now right or they're 0 and 14 Right then they roll or 1 and 14 because all in 14 you're playing to so you don't become that team suck for luck, right? for luck. I know the Bills, my friend in the building, who's a Bills fan, he literally was saying, I want to win three games and I want to get luck, and I said, so I won this game, it's like, so how's your suck for luck campaign? And he's like, oh yeah, not so good. Yeah, they're gonna win just enough, enough, just enough games. And didn't draft a quarterback at that top slot. If it's Patrick's, serviceable. He's a professional quarterback. One game. He played fine, it wasn't Fitzpatrick who lost them all those games. No, it wasn't one game. If you look back to last year, he played well. I understand. You don't need a rookie quarterback that doesn't Jet Kingdom. How long was the show? It was, well, we keep talking, it's gonna be longer. It's an hour and eight minutes. Enjoy that shit. Yeah. If you're still listening. If you're listening to it in reverse, cut us off around an hour. Go on Facebook, just type in Jet Kingdom, facebook.com.jetkingdom. And as always, go to iTunes, search for us, give us a great review, and we love you for that. That's the best way. Subscribe to the podcast there, they come down. Other than that, see you on Sunday, and as always, for every goddamn week and every goddamn podcast, go-chats. Thanks for watching!