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Onan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and they get a lamentation of their women.

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Machine transcript generated in 2026 by Grok Bot from the episode audio (Whisper small.en + sherpa-onnx speaker diarization). Speakers labeled Opening / Jake / Justin. Timestamps about every three minutes. Diarization note: HOST_LOCK: after Opening, host/welcome voice = Jake; other = Justin; host-welcome cluster=0 @ 27.8s → Jake; other-primary cluster=1 → Justin; intro-self-ID Jake confirms host; Jason-ref Jake cluster 0 sim=0.79.

00:09 Jake: The best place to be is when expectations are high. Get used to it. It's always going to be that way. Get away! Welcome to Jet King Podcast, long before running near... Judge podcast ever. My name is Jake and joining me across the not so digital aisle that's been a while. Justin, how you doing there buddy? Justin: I'm all right I've I've gone through all the stages like I'm I'm back like I feel like No, I was really down in the dumps. This- You were- You were so angry. Jake: We watched the game together, you were so angry. You usually don't get that angry. Justin: I was so angry at the stupidity of the team. Like, they were just so... They were just so bewildering, and they were really... They were... You know... They were making me fucking pissed. I mean, they were really anger provoking. Like the whole thing about it, like they were just terrible. All stages of the game, they were really awful. And watching it unfold like that was just really made me angry. I can't remember. Like. a game that made me this angry in a while. Hmm. I had expectations to win this game. I think that's the problem. I feel like my expectations have gone ahead and gotten ahead of me a little bit. Like I was the one who said that I think I said they were gonna go like 10 and 6 or something. Yeah. And maybe that was a mistake. Although I also... I've also said I don't think it matters who the quarterback is for the record, but I think I'm gonna take that statement back as Bad as Sanchez has been I'm not sure I've ever seen him play a four game stretch this bad Oh, you know, I was just about to stop you, but then that was good hook at the end to say Four game strategy. No, no, I've seen him play games that bad Oh, I just don't think I've ever seen him play four games in a row where he's turned the ball. Oh, yeah much No, no, no, no, no careless. It's just careless, right? And it's like you're now on pace for 44 turnovers in one season I mean he's tied for the league lead with 11 turnovers With Eli and Roethlisberger, the only difference is those guys have each won two Super Bowls. So they get to do that once in a while. Well, by the way, he has better records than both of them. But again, they both won two Super Bowls, so they both get to do that. They can have their little four-game swoons. Well, okay, then let's take the positive side, then maybe he can have a four-game swoon too. I hope so. I mean, look, the games that he won, the games that we won... He turned the ball over, but played just a lot more composed and just a lot better than he played in this game.

03:08 Justin: This game was just infuriating to watch the mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake. on both sides of the ball. The penalties were still there. They cut it in half to 10, but 10 is still way too much. Well, but 10 is too much. But it's not like 20. I mean, it's 20 is just out of this world. 20, but it's still way too much. Jake: The point of the turnovers for this game and the point that hurts the most, which I know why you're so angry, is that these were the scoring kind of. Justin: They all like to touch every. turnover led to a touchdown. So it's 28 points as you point out, 28 points on turnovers. Right. You ain't going to win a lot of games. No, I mean, that's like you can turn the ball over a couple of times and not have the other guy score, but you can't. And that's what's been happening is even turning the ball over, but not letting the score the defense. The defense is stood up or he's turning the ball over in spots where it's not so bad like, you know, week one, he fumbled on the five. He has now fumbled inside of the five yard line. Twice, right? In four games. That is not good. Not twice or three times. Twice. He has fumbled inside of the five yard line. Right. Because that one, it was just another one. He got sacked down there but didn't fumble. He's been sacked down around the goal line, which is scary a lot. There's a thing about him, and we're talking about Geno Smith, if you're just tuning in. That's the... nobody's just tuning in. This isn't live. Yeah, no, if you're just coming in for the 196th episode. Right. If you've just started now, you've decided to, for some reason, forego the first five or six minutes. Jake: Yes. No, I'm saying we're just tuning in. All right. But I don't think we said Geno Smith's name. I'm saying we're talking about Geno Smith. Justin: For those who are retarded, we're talking about Geno Smith. Jake: All right. There is something about the way that he plays that I feel like he and watching the game I will say I have not come back and rewatch this one. This was just too painful But that when he put when he comes back He just keeps going back like he doesn't know how to just step up or get rid of the ball quick I think that's what he did Well, in the previous game was he got rid of the ball quick and this one he's still hanging on and then he gets caught in these situations where there's a jailbreak and there's a guy in his face and then he makes either a bad decision or a horrible decision. He's got like two, like should I make a bad decision or should I just make a globally bad decision? Obviously, the worst decision in the world was trying to... Justin: Pass the ball behind your ass to the other hand where you're still gonna get sacked and ass crack fumble and ass crack sample It's a crack fumble butt cheeks at fumble awful. I mean, I'm looking at like the the drive charts so we got the ball first and Threw an interception on a second play of the drive which then gave The Titans the ball at the Jets 18 so they needed to go 18 yards to score a touchdown

06:05 Justin: Right and they scored a touchdown. Okay We then you know next time we got the ball we went three and out punted We gave them ball at like a normal starting position their own 25 and they managed to score a field goal Fine, we then go down the field. We score a field goal. It's 10-3 Okay, we then have that, you know, fumble where, you know, again, ridiculous that these things are happening. They are starting at the Jets 26. Yeah, so now they've started at the 26th and in the in the first half they start again in our side of the field on the 46 and they score another touchdown they scored all of these points these these touchdowns are coming off of like really just absurd turnovers in our own on our own side of the 50 and then the last touchdown that they scored off a turnover was was a sack strip around the back move a basketball move on the on the football field which is again I've never seen before that is really crazy too many just really ridiculous plays where he's just going backwards Jake: Like at some point, physically backwards or mentally, physically backwards and mentally. Justin: I'm not sure if he's gotten past the point of like, dude, you cannot drop back 16 yards and take a sack. Right. Especially if it's going to be on the one yard line, throw the ball at the guy's feet. Roll the ball out of bounds. Throw it somewhere. Just these sacks are like, they drive you nuts. I mean, I just gave you the drive logs for Tennessee. The only touchdown that they scored where they started on their own side of the field was that insanely crazy bomb to Nate Washington when the game was over anyway, where Crow just got beat. But every other touchdown drive was less than 50 yards. Alright, let's take a positive. Any positive from the game? I cannot. I cannot see. I can't see a positive in this game. I mean, then only the only thing I can say that is somewhat positive is I felt like. At the end of the first half. Rex managed the game properly and it backfired because his player let him down. We were down 17 3 we drive down the field fault kicks 47 yard field to cut it to 17 6 with two and a half minutes left All right in the first half We just smoosh them to get the ball back And he calls his timeouts to get the ball back. He's got confidence. He knows that they're going to get the ball first in the first in the second half.

09:03 Justin: And he tries to, you know, close the gap. Let's get it to one score. If you get 79, that's one score or 1713. That's even better. And, you know, Gino throws. Another interception and then they go down and score a touchdown silver lining I think the the decision was made properly to do what they did but It backfired because a bad play, right? I Jake: Yeah, I don't I don't minute Remember much positive except for I'm hoping this is a learning experience and this is I'm basically hoping this is a low right? Justin: I don't want this enough for this crap like Rex said enough for this learning bullshit, right? This is like let's go. Let's ready. All right. Well, let's pick our fools or should we just not and just call a fool fool? Who do you want to pick? I mean it I think it has to be Gino I don't I don't think there's anybody else to really pick here. He had two interceptions and two fumbles They all led to touchdowns If you look at his stat line, it's like oh he threw for 290 yards and he had a 67 percent completion percentage He looks like he played pretty good. No, he played a bad game. No terrible game bad Jake: What's funny? I guess was Kubrick rating is not as low as it should be Justin: I will say I'm a little concerned with our secondary. Yeah, it's a little concerning because it's letting like anybody look good and So I mean locker and Fitzpatrick Fitzpatrick didn't look that good He hit one play but now locker look great. He looked like a really good quarterback Jake: Oh, he had 75% completion rate. Yeah, I mean he was just 18 for 24. He was just wasn't it wherever he wanted to Justin: I mean, we have our full let's move on. We also lost some players in this game. We did. We had some injury concerns. Holmes is going to be out for a little while, maybe a month. Hill got smashed on that first first section and second play of the game. Well, you know, in watching it over with like the Jets. like post game Ray Lucas who's usually hard on the quarterback he came out and said he's like, ball was late guy was open, he didn't throw it he then pumped and then he threw it by the time he threw it he was not open and then he got intercepted and to add insult to literally injury the guy got smashed in the helmet because you threw it too late, you gotta see that stuff and make the throw So Holmes is got home that no hill got concussed He's home looking like he's not gonna play Holmes hurt his hamstring. He's not gonna play for like three weeks. They said three or four weeks ivory Was limited in practice. So maybe he'll come back don't really think it matters. Well, I'll power me is like Good enough. He played really well actually. He played really well. So that's, I feel like the defense got robbed here.

12:04 Jake: They did because the numbers... The short fields. The numbers look like they gave up a lot. Justin: Just the score. They didn't give up a whole lot of yards. No, but I'm saying the numbers from the score. but you know defenses get a lot of ways get judged by their scores. They're still the second overall defense in the league, which is kind of crazy because they really didn't give up anything here. It was like points, but not yards or movement. Jake: It is the piece to start to think about and we'll talk about when we get to the game. Justin: They're not getting turnovers though. Again, they lose the battle 4-0. It's like three straight games without a turnover. You gotta turn the other team over. It's gotta happen at some point. Jake: I feel like they're playing, I think, in, and again, not a defensive guru, but in the past, they're just playing very just... off the... They're not taking chances, and I know, like, that's how you get burned taking chances, but I feel like they're not taking any chances, and so... They just don't want to be there so concerned about giving up the big play. They don't take chances Justin: How about like a fumble here and there like a strip sack? Jake: That's the stuff that a fumble doesn't I mean you can try to make a fumble But you can't really every every statistician says that fumbles and stuff like that Don't there's not a year to year thing. You can't show a defense that does it Justin: If you get on the streak the Bears the Bears like you can coach that. Yeah, well, I I don't know I've heard that statistically you can't. Statistically you can force fumbles. Statistically you can't judge. Jake: But it does not go from year to year. Meaning if you were the leader in fumbles this year, then you can't take that to the next year. Justin: No, you can. What you can't necessarily take to the next year is the recoveries of the fumbles. I don't think you can take the fumbles either. The forced fumbles you can. Because you coach the hell out of it. And you're like, that's what you... Fuck the tackle. Jake: Stripped first. All right, what other news we got going on here before we get into our picks? I think we kind of covered a lot of it. Well the penalties. Sancho not getting surgery. Justin: It was reported like he's getting surgery and then all of a sudden he's not. So he's still on that designated for a turn instant. or instant uh injure reserve um some other news it looks like dukas's reign as the starter at left guard is gonna finally be done he cannot pass protect he can run block but he cannot protect and he's Just a walking penalty walking penalty so it looks like Brian Winters is gonna to legalizing the start Looks that way there's only Maybe a downside that well you never know he's a rookie I'd like to give him a shot Ducas has had his chance He's had his chance for three or four years and never really was given another rookie a chance here on the offensive line Alright, well let's move along and Jake: Let's talk about the Jack Justin: In case you haven't noticed

15:08 Justin: I have not know you're at the bottom of our division second to the bottom of our division How's that possible? I'm two and two Why am I the bottom? What do you mean? Oh, well, there's one guy who's 0 and 4. Come on, stat nine, Steve's. That's terrible. Who do you take it on this week? Let me see. I'm really just still not very used to this scoreboard thing here. I'm taking on Team Kromarti Kids. Nice. And I've already got points. Think I played two guys last night on the Browns Okay, I already had Josh Gordon give me 14 points for my name Gordon Cameron only three So I'm winning 17 nothing right now he's in trouble cuz his jet is Stephen Hill and I don't think he's gonna be playing Hiss week. Right? So Yeah, he's got a guy on his eye Jake: And then he All right, let's get to the let's get to what really everybody cares about which is picking every game Justin: Is that what people care about do they care about it? So did you get back to last night? No Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I would have gotten it right Fantastic. All right. So let's go right along picking every game against the spreads, not the AFC East Games. We will leave those till the end. So we're not the ones that we missed picking because we didn't impact guests. Yeah, we'll leave those till the end and then do a little thrown picks. And then we'll talk about the Jets game in depth, obviously. Yeah, some special guest stars. Special guest stars. Yours truly? Okay. Alright, uh, one o'clock Sunday. Pick em. Chicago is hosting New Orleans. Good matchup. Pick them. I'm gonna go ahead and pick the road team. New Orleans. Yeah, I don't like I don't like road teams in Chicago. I'm gonna pick Chicago. Okay. Then we have a fun game. Green Bay hosting Detroit. Lots of fun, early games, by the way. Lots of good games. Like one o'clock games are really good. This is a good week to be a fan of a Monday night game because this is a great week to watch football. And there's only two, four o'clock games this week. Only two. Two because one of them got moved because of the baseball. It's like 11 o'clock now.

18:01 Justin: 1135 for us on the East Coast. It's actually on the NFL network. Nice. So. If you got some fantasy players, I guess going in that game you may watch it. I have no idea All right. So green bay is hosting detroit green bay coming off their buy uh green bay is Favored by seven and I don't even care that could have been 11 and I would take green bay green bay has detroit's number I think yeah off a buy at home. Give me green bay and they're one and two Right. They're where they want to be. One and three. All right. Really good matchup here in the AFC. Kansas City goes to Tennessee where we just got crushed and Kansas City's favorite on the road by two and a half. But Tennessee is likely, you know, to have to play Fitzpatrick and not Jake Locker. I love Kansas City. I think they're really good. They have good offense. Their quarterback steady really good defense. So they're only given two and a half. I'll take Kansas City Jake: For everything you said agreed. I think they the matchup is really the their defense against They can cities defense against whoever Fitzpatrick, I mean Fitzpatrick is not a he's serviceable. They're not good Justin: Well, but he's a all those years. He was the starter on the bills. They never won more than six games It's not like he's like he got that big contract to you all that he did that right? I'll get take Casey Thanks, you'll take Casey. Okay, so another good game here Seattle on the road in Indianapolis So they came off a big win last week in Houston where they came back late and Matt Schaub threw one of the worst pick sixes I've ever seen in my life. The end of that game. Uh, Seattle favorite on the road, two and a half. Give me Seattle. Um, you know what? I like indie at home. Jake: I think they're playing tough. I'll take the points and I'll take indie. Justin: Yeah. You know what? You know why I'm picking Seattle here? Because India beat the crap out of San Francisco. Yeah, and I think Seattle Just in that division with San Francisco. They really take pride in like beating up on San Francisco and then like That's their barometer beating up on their gonna be exactly so they're gonna be like we're gonna go beat up on Indianapolis Who beat up on San Fran and double down on it? So that's what that's my logic. All right, that's crazy Like alright, so here's the stinker of one o'clock We have st. Louis hosting Jacksonville and second biggest one of the week st. Louis is giving 11 and a half Jake: Isn't it the biggest? Sorry, it's the biggest I think it is looking at ours. I was thinking so Justin: So this is st. Louis hosting Jacksonville st. Louis giving 11 and a half Jacksonville so bad I think Jacksonville plays Denver next week I'm just looking ahead one week. Yeah, they're in Denver. Do you think that line hits 20? Maybe. I think it does. It might be like 24, depending on what happens this week.

21:01 Justin: I'm gonna keep rolling with Jacksonville in points, so I'm picking Jacksonville. Right, but you've lost to that. I'm just keeping rolling. Jake: I too think that this is too much of a points thing. The Rams can't score. Well, the Rams are not good. So. If there's gonna be a game that the Jacksonville can win, this might be the game, so they might play for their hearts out. Let's get Justin Blackman back and maybe that gives him a little bit of something. I don't think they're gonna win. Justin: I just don't think they're gonna lose by 12. Right. Agreed. All right, we're probably wrong. Last one o'clock. Giants hosting Eagles. The Owen Ford Giants hosting the 1 and 3 Eagles. Oof, a matchup made in that. Owen Ford the Giants are still not even out of their own division because the Cowboys are 2 and 2. I mean, they're only two games out. They're the exact number of games out that we are. But, I haven't won a game. But, it's not New England at the top of their division, it's choking Tony Romo. So, right. Jake: Alright, this is how they went through the rules. Justin: Having a really easy division. Nobody believes in us. Uh, so the Giants are home, and they're favored only by two. I think Philly comes in and steamrolls them. Gimme Philly. Really? Yeah, the Chinese defense is so... What do you think about the Philly? One in three Philly, do you think so? You know what I see? I see a terrible defense on the Giants. Like, not capable of stopping anyone they have yet to keep anybody below 30. And I think Philly can drop 30 on anybody. And if a team's that bad on defense, they're gonna be even worse against this. This is the first time they're seeing this new offense. They might get them back later, but not this time I like Philly in the metallands. Yeah, why is why the Giants who favored? They're favored by two. So it's like well, it's kind of like a yeah Yeah, but I mean Philly has this offense. That's you know, I mean they score Jake: Yeah, I don't know. I'm picking the Giants. I don't know why I have this. I don't think the Giants can go own five. Justin: I'm going to keep saying that every week. You say it. I think they can. I'm telling them. Oh, and they turn the ball over like crazy. And they and they have a terrible defense. All right. Uh, two, four o'clock games. So Carolina is going to Arizona. And for some reason, Carolina's favorite on the road again, this happened last time. They were favorite on the road in Buffalo. I don't get it. I don't think they're that good. Give me Arizona at home and the points. I'll take Arizona. Oh, I'm I'm opposite land. I don't think Arizona is that good. I think Carolina coming off a by I think they're gonna be fine. And I think but they're not that good. They're on the last time they went on the road as a favorite. They lost. Jake: Yeah, I'm not putting them up as the road piece. I think they'll do fine. Carolina, give me Carolina. Justin: Fine, fine. I just don't see where Carolina gets off being a favorite right on the road. Jake: I think their D-Vint is better than people

24:00 Jake: have given you credit for. Justin: But they have a losing record. Yeah. Again. Yeah. Because they're losers. Like they lose. Jake: They lost the Buffalo with a, you know. Yeah, they lost the World Cup quarterback who came back on it. And a stupid play. They didn't go for the 4th down. I mean, this is like what they do. That's right. That's what they do. They lose. Justin: Maybe after the bye week they'll figure it out. So, this is our prime time 4 o'clock game. It's the only other 4 o'clock game. At 4.25, Denver is going to Dallas. And on the road is favored by 7.5 and I don't think. It matters a lick where Denver plays to be honest. They could play on the moon and they should be favored by 10 over just about anybody right now Jake: Um, give me Denver. Yeah, absolutely. I had Dallas for some reason. I must have been high. I'm switching to Denver It must have been um, I will say for all you red zone fans and owners I'm sorry for this. I mean, you go to have two games. It's going to be like, Justin: you know what it is though? It's still no commercials. You'll mostly be watching Denver because who cares about Carolina, Arizona. And when Denver Dallas goes to commercial, you'll flip over to Carolina, Arizona. It's just terrible. They're both in commercial. You'll get some highlights. Just some other stuff. I just don't understand. And maybe I'm just not. But there was three, four cocky. It was, but I don't understand why they don't put more. Like I don't, they should be a minimum four. They really should. I don't understand it myself. I mean why can't they just schedule like any of these West Coast teams coming east like for example Seattle is going to Indianapolis why couldn't that be a forecall right? Don't know I don't get it and there's a lot of good games this week that you know It looks it looks like you know CBS has the 425 Maybe it's one of those things where like that 425 prime time Game that flips between fox and cbs right like they don't want too much competition for that game Maybe that's the deal Right, like you can only have like one or two other like regional games up against it. Who knows? Jake: I'm okay. I'm gonna go get the the maps for the uh For the games early games and the late games What do you mean the maps? There's a great website 506sports.com. If you want to see the maps of where the games are going to be on, like what the Prime game is. So that's what the game is. Justin: Well, that game is going to be on everywhere. Denver Dallas, the only place it won't be on is in Carolina and Arizona. Jake: CBS Denver Dallas is on everywhere. And then Fox single, they don't have a double. So they have the single. All right. That's a bummer. Justin: Yeah, well, whatever. All right, Carolina Arizona is gonna be on Fox Denver Dallas is complete wash It's the whole country gets it right. It literally is the entire country It's a national games right giving me because the only other game would have been San Diego Oakland But that got bumped to 1135 and now is on the NFL Network CBS actually lost the game anyway Onto the 830 the real Sunday night game the prime time game of Sunday night a good one San Francisco is hosting Houston San Francisco giving six and a half at home

27:01 Justin: I like Houston. I think they play tough. I think they're tougher than people think They held their own against Seattle. Seattle's a really good, hard-nosed, tough team. They should have beat them too. Um, so that six and a half, I think, is what gets me. So I'll take the six and a half from Houston. I agree. I think Houston... They're pretty good. I think San Francisco just hasn't proved that they're very good. Jake: No, they haven't. Justin: And so I'm not willing to say that they're willing to dominate. And they just beat up on the Rams, but who cares? I'm willing to... I want to see San Francisco dominate before I'm back on the... They're a dominate team right and I haven't seen it and Houston's a good team and they're a little injured banged up slash Guy often rehab somewhere like they're missing a couple of big guys, right? They're missing players on offense They're missing players on defense. So all right, then we got the last one. We'll pick here is the 1135 game for those of us here on the east coast. For those of our friends who are playing fantasy football with us across the pond, you can wake up in the morning and watch this one. Nice. So this one works out for you guys. San Diego in Oakland, San Diego giving four and a half. I think they're much better than Oakland. So I will take San Diego. No doubt, right? Alright, let's move right along. Let's move to what the important things are. Jake: So I want to pick the Buffalo game, and I'm going to say that they lose. Justin: Okay, you pick the Buffalo game. Good for you. So New England is in Cincinnati. And Cincinnati is a favorite. And I do not understand that. New England how many times they have to prove that they're still really good? Like I get Cincinnati's supposed to be really good And I was a little I was sold on them until last week. They just butt fumbled against the Browns, right? And again, I I've I'm on record. I like the Browns. I think they're good, but really Cincinnati's favored against New England no matter where that is. I mean, New England should be beating them by like at least 10 points. So I'm going to go ahead and just put in 27 17 New England. Yeah, I don't want that to happen, but I think it's going to happen. Jake: I agree. I think Cincinnati's been sort of overhyped and adult. And I mean, this is a guy who's like. He hasn't been showing it like there's all this hype about him. There's all this he's got the weapons and yet he's not that good He's not that good. And then I think like the it's like the wake-up time New England is not known for having this great D, but they actually have some players now this Wilfer out Justin: Yeah, well, they'll be able to run the ball, but I think in the secondary he's big for them Nalsy big but he's like He's like their best player on defense. Yeah, he is losing him is is actually a big deal Yeah, but I saw for the year, but I think they're towards Achilles out for the year Jake: But I think they're gonna be I think they're still gonna be able to they again. They are New England Justin: Yeah, I knew England. They just kind of keep rolling. Don't they? Yeah, so I say you didn't even have their guys yet on offense

30:04 Justin: Nope, still scoring like crazy. God damn it Tom Brady's good 30 for 20 hate it Like all the weapons and take away all the leadership in the locker room and stuff So just kind of shows that he's not all that so the Dolphins started strong went three No, three, you know and then lost last week. They lost to knowing New Orleans No, I do that in New Orleans at night. Yeah, that'll happen. You're gonna get crushed Jake: They played the ball. So that I said to the wife dolphins fan. I'm like Enjoy your 3-0 because I think you're gonna go 3-3 very quickly. Justin: That's rough. I hate when that happens. Jake: They go Norrleans. Justin: Baltimore this week, which I don't think they're gonna win. They play division rival, Buffalo. It's a tough game. It's a tough game, still don't think they're gonna win that. Then they go to New England. They're losing that game. Jake: No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. No Justin: okay, you know, those are gimme, not gimmes, but they're like, you know, they're not. Instant losses, but I don't know I think they're I think they're gonna go down them I just got some hot off the presses news what? the Jets just claimed Former Patriots tight end Zach Sudfeld no hot off the press. That's funny hot off the waivers No, really that just happened Zach Studfeld? Zach Studfeld. I guess Gronk is closer to coming back than maybe he'll be back this week. Jake: Well, whatever. All right, let's go Baltimore and Miami. So what'd you pick? Justin: So I think Baltimore wins this game. Me too. I think Baltimore is the team that's just gonna go up and down all season long. They're gonna have these crappy, crappy games and lose, and then they're gonna show up, and then they're gonna be like, look, the Super Bowl champions. And then the next week they're gonna suck. I think this is the week they're gonna show up and be well, be good. 24 20 I think ball here is Baltimore can't do what they did last week which was abandoned the run completely right? They just totally abandoned it. Maybe Ray Rice wasn't quite Like he dressed he played but maybe wasn't right quite there and Bernard Pierce injured himself So they kind of like gave up on the run, right? Which flackled in through five picks he's not a carry the team like you need Ray Rice for Baltimore to be good You can't do that against Miami because they will stop the run, but once they know you're not once they know you're not running Jake: They're gonna they're gonna get at you my key of the castle for the Baltimore Ravens in this game is for

33:03 Jake: Ray rice to put on a Darren spools Yeah, and just go fucking no he can do that he has the sky size Justin: That's what I'm saying like be that guy with that said I think this is low scoring 16 13 Jake: Baltimore 24 20 Baltimore and let's go game of the Monday Night Football Justin: All right, so guess who's going to the game sounds like Jake's gone game going to the game baby Yeah, show I got two away games this year actually one's not a Jets game So Jets by but this is the one we looked at the calendar and we have friends down in Atlanta Jake: Yeah, and I've never been to the stadium, the Doom. It's not the Superdome, it's the Georgia Dome. And I've never been and I was like... Justin: I have a feeling they're gonna tear that sucker down soon. Oh yeah, it is. It's either this year or next year. It's coming down? Yeah, so I was like, oh, I get to kind of put it on my checkbox. Right. So we're going down. Nice. Jake: Going down to Atlanta, going to the game. Justin: Would say you know a week and a half ago is a little bit more excited about it than I am now. I'm kind of like But uh right let's talk about it, okay, so We're going to my we're going to Atlanta Atlanta's one and three. We're two and two a better record better record There nobody believes us nobody believes in us. They're tough at home in that dome at night Although the patch just beat them yep At home at night at night, but we're not the bats. We're not the path. You know Smith is not Tom Brady. He certainly is not We have no receivers. We have no receivers. I watch that game God damn it is Tony Gonzalez still really good. He is good It's gonna be very hard to stop him and Julio Jones at the same time who they're gonna have to worry about Zax's belt maybe so I mean here's the problem. I don't know if I don't know if Stephen Jackson's playing or not. I Don't actually think it matters. I think the Jets can stop running backs without trying this year Jake: There's 10 better running backs. We've already met four better running backs Justin: Yeah, we've already played teams I think every single one of them has a better running back and then Stephen Jackson at this and semi heard Stephen Jackson certainly Right, so that's not who we've seen we've seen Doug Martin Doug Martin the New England run offense, which is good, right? Doesn't matter who's running there. They're running for over I was Johnson Chris Johnson who did nothing and the Bills running attack that did nothing, right? But I've got better runners than all of them. So you don't really I think the Jets can stop the run in their sleep Kind of like don't really have to worry about it too much But god damn it is Julio Jones scary on the outside crows gonna have a handful. Yep, and I mean looks like he's lost his lap. I'm sorry. He looks slow. He's definitely dealing with an injury That hip is definitely bothering him. I'm absolutely certain of it because there's no way he

36:01 Justin: has slipped this much like without being actually injured. And then the other side you got Roddy White who's been injured like legitimately not healthy. So hopefully that won't be too bad. If he was really healthy, that would be a nightmare. But Tony Gonzalez is who I'm worried about over in the middle. That's always been a weak spot for the Jets. I don't know how they're going to cover him. You know, there were stories like, oh, New Orleans figured it out. And that's Rex's brother. He's going to go to the tape, see what his brother did. New England at the end of the last game. You know, they sort of showed they were either bracketing him or putting two guys on him on the line of scrimmage and The two guys on him at the line of scrimmage wouldn't let him off the line of scrimmage Right, just kind of a good way to stop a guy That to me is the key is just this really explosive offense that runs at a very high tempo Being able to and a throwing offense very much like playing New England right you have to do what you do against New England against them and Really just get to the quarterback He's gettable. They don't have a great a bowl. It's just you know, they are they're tough. So You know, I feel like that is a really tough team to stop Jake: This has got to be the week of the run. This has to be the week that we kind of say it. There's only a chance to win this. Justin: I mean, Stephen Hill practiced, limited in practice on Friday. He did? Limited practice. That's actually very good news. So that means it's possible that we can play. We get the extra day. You still want to be careful though. It's a concussion. You don't want to rush. Jake: Holmes did not practice. Holmes is out. Ivory, Chris Ivory, limited practice. Friday because I I mean I don't be a winner nope Justin: He's and so we're gonna have not a lot did Goodson practice all week Did right he wouldn't be on the injury report? Oh, I think he was practicing I heard he's not in football. I can't imagine he would be I don't know Justin Blackman they're saying is a freakin. He's looking like he's just come off Yeah, but Justin Blackman is a is a like young Top five draft picks stud in his second year. So it's like, you know, you're comparing a running back who's bounced around, retread running back to a top five draft pick from last season. Right. They're not really comparable. And let's go ahead and let's make our key of the castle and our. Pick of the game. Oh, I don't like this game at all. Key of the castle. Don't turn the fucking ball over. How about that? How about a game where we turn the ball over less than the other team? That's a huge key. It's a big key. You can put that in your pocket. So I'm going to use that as my key. I don't think it's even going to happen, though. to lose so sad.

39:00 Justin: You suck at life. 27-13 Falcons. By the way, we're getting 10 in this game. Terrible. Jake: The only way the Jets walk out of this game with a win, I think, is if we just play out of our minds and don't turn the ball over. And that's it. That's it because I think that we have a defense that Justin: can shut down people like Tom Brady. They've shown us that we can, that they can even keep it in there. If we turn them all over. Jake: So I think this needs, but I've been, I've been saying this every week and it hasn't happened. I feel like this is, we need the week that we get the points. That's why I'm picking the jets to win 15 to 14. How do we get there? Justin: How do you get to 15? So one touchdown, two field goals and a safety? Jake: I think so. Justin: That's good enough for me. That's how it's going to happen. That's how it's going to happen. Is there any other way to get to 15? Yes, you can escort two-point conversion. Jake: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Justin: I can't see that situation happening if the other team has 14 unless it's like... Totally balls. It's just like at the end of the game. We just tie it. Yeah. No, we go for it It's like we're losing 14 7 we go down We score it like two seconds left on some crazy ass play and Rex is like fuck it. I got big balls Jake: Let's go for two. I'm predicting the jets will win 15 to 14. I'll be at the game. I will be Hopefully extremely drunk somewhere towards the game. It's fun. I'm excited to go to Monday Night Game It's like how cool was it to go to my I'm actually the same night football is really cool to be and on the road Again, I'm excited to see it. I don't think the Atlanta Lantean people will be too tough. I'm with some I'll be fine. I'm really looking forward to it Again, from a Jets perspective, there's always a chance to win. And from the like, hey, look, a new stadium, get to boo. I've been to so many. I'm very excited. So I'm going out on the game. You'll be watching it on TV. Television, maybe. There you go. We will see you next week. No matter what, if we win or lose, I will not do a podcast on, well, maybe on Tuesday, but probably not. Probably not. So we'll be back midweek next week. Highly unlikely. And we will come back, talk about whatever happened. Until then, do all the things we tell you to do every week, but we gotta go this week. Until then, as always, Jake and Justin saying, go Jets. Sp-