Preseason Game 1

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00:06 Jake: The best place to be is when expectations are high. Get used to it. It's always going to be that way. Welcome to Jet Kingdom Park, guys. Longest running. New York Jets podcast ever. This is not the clean version. I'm Jake joining me, Justin, and there was a game yesterday. We actually had a game of football that semi-kind of maybe not really but didn't really matter. How y'all doing? How you doing Justin? I couldn't just have my own podcast. She's just gonna get going. Oh y'all doing hi y'all doing y'all doing okay, okay Yeah, I'm doing fine. I'm doing good Let's talk about the game. There's football yesterday. Oh so good Do you want to talk about the game or do you want to just get this shit out of the way with the league in the Pick them in all that nonsense. Oh sure. Let's just get that shit out of the way Okay, let me get it out of the way. So the Jack Kingdom League still doing it. Yes still send us emails No, no, no talk about what it is and all that. Oh, we have the draft day. No, we have the draft day Oh, we do. Yeah, it was the draft. Oh, then you're gonna have to chime in here. Okay, what is it? The 20 28th, so okay of August. No, no Is that even right? I'm just cutting out whatever you just said. We're starting again. Welcome to the podcast, Justin Sucks. Next. So we do a Jeckenham fantasy league. Justin's right glassed like you know. We are looking for a few good players. There are, I think we said six spots. We've been getting entries. We've been correlating them. We've been ranking them. And next week's podcast, we'll start entering, we'll start letting people into the league. We might do a year into the league. Episode next week, but and if you want to be in the League and you're in the league you send an email to podcast at checking Com you tell us why your just can you send us a picture of yourself dressed up in jet skier appropriate or some craziness than we've received already. No dick pics. No. No, no, no, Brad Farf action here. No, none of of that, you also tell us why you should be in the league, you tell us your best Jets moment, and then you have to pick one of us. And then you just just write down the broadcaster, right? Because no one had picked him yet. So one would be very, it would be very funny if nobody picks him, that'd be funny. So keep that going. Oh my God. Now they're doing that. So this is the week we're looking for 12 players overall. There's only what we say six spots left. No eight spots left No, yes, there's four two Alright eight spots eight spots left We're doing on ESPN the secret to the sauce is that you have to have an active jet on your roster and you cannot play a Real player who's playing against a jet right week. So for example week two no Aaron Rodgers, right?

03:06 Jake: Week one No Raiders. No Raiders. Okay, so you get your team has a raider. You're not good Podcasts at JetKingdom.com send it and we will now start announcing next week The draft is on Thursday the 28th of August 5 p.m. Probably take about an hour 5 p.m Eastern time. New York City time. New York City time. Just happens to be two hours before the Jess versus Eagle final pre-season game. Right. Which is on the road so you won't have to be there. That's right. So I'm not getting in the way of people. Not fucking you over. Nope. But it'll be great because we can draft and then we win for the game. And we can talk shit before the game. And if someone gets hurt there, well, you're not going to want the money team anyway. Yeah, they're not. Anyone worth a damn is not playing in that game. Write that down, send us emails. Write it down. Do it. Let's get to the game. Also, we're also doing the Jet Kingdom Pick'em again. Oh my god, the Pick'em. Okay, that's on Yahoo. Go to football.fantasysports.yahoo.com. The group is 216. It's the Jet Kingdom Pick'em, 2014. You can play against us. Pick'em. We're gonna pick every week. Didn't you put the link on Twitter? I did. So you can just click on the link. There's people already in it. There's, I don't know, 12 people already in it. Nice. Get in there. The podcast, the... the thing is podcast is the password is podcast. I will tweet it a couple times. Maybe Justin Warren had to use Twitter. I don't know how to use Twitter. And he will. What's this, tweeter? Tweeter. All right, so we had a game. We had a game. Oh, and we're in a bit of time, much today, so sorry. Yeah, sorry, shit, it's my fault. Yep, it is, always. So, we had a game, we won. Yep, 13.10. We won! Did we stay the whole time? We stayed till there was about four minutes. When we left, when it was 3rd and 42. When it went backwards, we're leaving now. This is backwards, we're leaving. They're playing football backwards. Time to go home. It was terrible. Time to leave. I've seen enough of that, Sam. I really wanted to see Tajboi. Too bad he wasn't ready. Maybe next game. Maybe next field. That's right. He wasn't ready. Next game maybe. So we won. Let's talk a little bit about the game and then we'll get into like who impressed us and who depressed us. Who was good and who was Boosh. So not Reggie Boosh. You know who's really good? Andrew lock Wait, wait, you know who's really good the Colts punter. Oh, he's really good Not that really means anything but he's really good Andrew luck is very good and T. Why Hilton is also very good and very fast I was very impressed with the cults first team offense that played one series and drove down the field on the Jets first team defense defense Although I feel like the Jets first team defense did play fairly well with a few exceptions And we'll get to those in a minute Wasn't much of a pass rush, you know on one I mean, the cult starters literally played one series.

06:01 Jake: Then there was backup galore on the offensive line. Yeah. Right. Luck was four for five. He was excellent. He's very good. He's good. He's very good. Fast. And he was good. He was running a no huddle quick strike and it was excellent. I almost feel like you just want to get off the field. He's like, let's just get this done. I'm going to take a snack. I'm doing one series. Let's just do this. Yes. Let's do this. And I don't want to get hurt. All right. Let's talk about the Jets. All right, fine. So who impressed? To me, the most impressive Jets. Oh, you're asking and answering questions at the same time. I don't want to let you answer. Okay. The most impressive jet from last night was D. Milliner. Because everyone else was, you know, kind of being picked on like the other corners outside. Right. Being picked on like even when luck was in the game, he was not completing passes to the D milliner side of the field. It was, you know, crossers or, you know, the other side of the field where one of my more depressing players. Mejoo Patterson was playing. So one side looked good, the other side not so well in the cornerback situation. Yep, I hear ya. Agreed on that. Who impressed you? Who impressed me? He was my most impressive player. Michael Vick impressed, Michael Vick is better than Gino Smith. He just, and I didn't want- We didn't have to deal with that. I know we have to deal with it, but I'm not happy with it. No, it's Michael Vick signed to a five-year contract that I feel like we could build on and build a team to win and whatever. Maybe he's 30, not 34. I'd be more happy. But I'm just, as a jet fan, it's hard to get behind the guy who's just here for a year and is not the answer. Is he one year or two? One. Just this year. Yeah, Chris Johnson's two. Right. He's one year, $44.5 million or whatever it is. It's, that's what doesn't even get me remo-, it feels like the farf-boosh. It feels like the farv-ness. And I don't want the farv year, because the farv year set us back. Like, didn't go, we didn't go forward. Well, it did not. We barely got to the maybe- It didn't set us back at all. That's an incorrect statement. We then next year, it's wholeheartedly incorrect. Brand new head coach. Brand new head coach, brand new quarterback, went to the AFC Championship game two years in a row. It did not set us back anywhere. Who then took the crap that we had then get a brand new... So the far viewer put that whole thing into action, is what you're saying? The far viewer basically got us the AFC Championship game twice. Yeah. And that's backwards in Jets Land? Backwards seems forward. No, no, no. The far of your gut is backwards in that we had to wipe the house in order to get to then start again. Look, come on. You and I... Why is that backwards? Why don't you let me talk? No. You and I both know that the luck of the fucking draw of getting Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez and getting to those two AFC Championship games two years in a row was not something that happens all the time.

09:07 Jake: It was very lucky. Skill, no. Luck, yes. But the Brett Favre had nothing to do with that. No, but that's what's, that's what, it was the end of a kind of an error of trying to get this thing to happen and they pull in this guy and he's gonna start and he's gonna get us there until one year hit and here we go and then it just kind of collapsed and then it led to. Well it's his fault. But it was, I know, I'm not saying it's not Brett Favre. I'm saying it just, it was just like, it was the end of a kind of. It's signified the end of something not the beginning. How's that? Does that make you feel better? It was the end of that that then everybody got fired and we started again I don't want to be at the end of it right now I don't want to be at the if if this doesn't work out and Vic goes in and gets hurt You're not at the end of anything right now. Oh shit. We could be a very young team Yeah, you're not the. Anything we could be at the end of this meaning firing Rex Ryan, firing all the coaches, John Edzik pulls in everybody, drafts another rookie quarterback, and here we go again, reboot the cycle. It's not happening. 6-10, he's gone. Yeah, well then, doesn't he deserve it? Ugh. And that's not gonna be Michael Vick's fault. No, I just feel like you're like going off the rails a little bit here. because I feel like it's a one-hit wonder. But would you like a Vick backing up, Vick backing up or Vith or Sims to be the backup again? No really. I'm asking you the question. Like why would you want- No it's a great backup but I don't want the backup to be the backup. Okay but you were the one all those years were like Like, comment, share, and subscribe for more videos! it's always it's a guy who was old enough was not a threat but it was good enough to mentor I'm Gio Smith. Right now, I think... That unfortunately that that's the decision that they're gonna have that they're gonna make it. No, I don't like it Justin: Everybody has to like it Jake: Well You have to deal with it is what I said with it I never said you have to like it I said you have to deal with the fact that the backup might be better than the star. I'm a I'm a podcaster I'm listening but listen, I have fan points if it makes if it makes the young quarterback better to have a guy who's legitimately pushing him to the limit. Can't wait. And then we find, we come to find out, this young guy can't handle it. Sucks balls. You have a legitimate guy to go to. Isn't that better than what happened last year? I agree, except for that legitimate guy is not a legitimate guy for any other period of time between now and December. There's no team on the planet.

12:01 Jake: that has a legitimate backup quarterback that can play more than one season. That's the point. If that doesn't exist, your backup quarterback is better than your starter and you're sitting there waiting for your then you then your backup quarterback who's better than your starter is only signed to one year. That's I feel like that's a problem. So again, I'm not. Listen, long way to go. I still feel like Geno Smith is gonna start the season. I still think you're just devil's advocate. No, I'm not. I'm just pissed from last night. I wanted to see Geno do better. I'm a fan. I wanted to see him do better. Yeah, great. Me too. But he didn't. He is what he is. Well, I think he's better than we should last night. I think giving him a full game will be better. I don't think he's gonna go out. Justin: You're gonna see it in game three. He's gonna play with the starters for the whole half. Jake: I know. I know, but Vic just came in and looked better yesterday. More exciting. The offense looked better. He's, I mean, I think the second series or the third series where they started to get sacked left and right and like pressured and he couldn't get the backup line. Once he stopped playing, he only had the one drive with the starters. And then right down the field, score touchdown. Score touchdown. Which is something that we couldn't do all last year. So again, I'm a fan. I'm not, I don't have to be logical. I can be an idiot. ......... and I can just say shit off the top of my head. It just hurts because I want the team to win, but I want them to have a long-term plan that's not based in a guy who's 34, and that's why he's the backup. I understand, but he's the backup, but he's better than the guy who's playing. It's like, ugh. Anyway, all right, I'm done. Those are the cards you're dealt, my friend. Matt Sims, look, develop a quarterback. Matt Sims was awesome and terrible. So that was the guy who I thought impressed was Vic. I didn't expect him to be, I didn't expect him to just see it like, in the numbers it doesn't say it in the numbers. Four for six, three for six. No, he's electric. He's so exciting. It actually looks like nothing in the numbers. It looks like you did better. I He you can't take your eyes off him when he's on the field. He's that exciting. It's like at any moment Who I can give you a couple names. Alright, I like to name one. Dimitri Patterson was awful. I thought the guy who was a little bit more, had to more of the drop season, he had a better thing afterwards. I know we've been hearing this through camp, but I'm now seeing it. Like live was Amaro. I know I've been hearing, he's struggling, he's not in whatever, he's in, again, rookie tight end, first preseason game. I'm not expecting him to come out and be, you know, Jimmy Graham. But I thought there was just Again, his timing seemed off, he seemed off, it just wasn't working.

15:00 Jake: He had one nice catch where he then ran up the side, maybe two nice catches. That was when I was kind of like... He played a lot in the second half. I mean, he was in there, he needed the reps. Some other depressing guys. Stephen Hill's depressing. He's a depressing player. Oh yeah. He's disappeared. So we decided... We decided to just watch Stephen Hill. Just watch Stephen Hill for like... I don't know, like what are two drives and it was just hysterical. He's just never open. The best part was, so they weren't throwing to him, he was just blocking, blocking, blocking, they weren't throwing with him. They take him off the field, they put in, was it forward or they put in gates? Both. And then they just shoot down the field. I'm like, that's terrible. They throw the long ball. That's terrible. Well, I hope this isn't the regular season, but if I'm like defensive quarterback, oh, Hill's coming off. That's all for now. They're gonna start throwing. They're throwing. That big, fast guy that's supposed to be big and fast? He's coming off. He's not big and he's not fast. It's like Calvin Johnson's coming off the field. They're definitely gonna start throwing. He's not big, he's not fast. All right, who else? Did you? That's serious. Oh, you know who else is depressing? Who's depressing? Punts. Our punter's not very good. But punting. Justin: Our punter is not good at all. Jake: Quiggly and chum. First of all, that sounds like a bad show. Quiggly and chum. Is his name really Shum? S-H-S-C-H-U-M? Shum? Or is it Shum? I have no idea. That's terrible. Anyway, watching the Colts punt and then watching the Jets punt, and this is the thing that I guess I'm concerned about why you're talking about punters, because this team isn't going to be scoring, you know, 50 points a game and like, who cares how hard you punt, because we're going to be able to score again. We're going to be trying to pin people and have our defense go at them and... get safeties and pin them into their own 20. And so it's like, we need to be able to punt. I ghost go get a punter, please. It's it get off the couch. Go get it. Yeah. It's time. I mean, guys are going to be available. They're going to be start getting. Oh, I have one more depressing thing. What was the, who else returns the return game. There is no return. I know. And that's depressing. Why? Just why do it? Why have those guys run down the field for nothing? Yeah, Belltrick said it. He was like, just get rid of it if it doesn't mean anything, right? The only reason why you have to do it is because there are onside kicks. But you should just be able to be like, I'm onside kicking. Wait, just raise your hand. Be like, I am onside kicking right now. It's pretty obvious. I mean, it's once or twice. Season someone actually sneaks one in but it's pretty obvious. Yeah, you're lining up to do it, right? The long the long point after did anyone miss one yesterday? Did anyone our team did anyone in all of the NFL miss a long extra point? Oh, I don't know We're kicking 33 yard field goals for a way points Oh yeah, it was one for one. I don't know. Don't know either. So it's yeah, it's only supposed to go for... Don't think that's gonna really do anything. Well, there will be... I mean if you did it for the season, there would be more blocks. It's not just the long, it's also the angle. Because when you go... when you go out farther, the farther you go out the more... 33 is not long enough to have to adjust what you're doing. 33, you can still kick an extra break.

18:01 Jake: But didn't the guy who did the... Didn't didn't they miss a exact same spot? He missed a shorter field, right? I mean he happened to miss right but some saying I think then it's air he missed one They have they have stats that show by the way I also know when I got home I was watching a little bit of the Cowboys Chargers game It was on the NFL Network. Yep, you don't have to spot it in the dead center You can put it wherever you want So if you're more comfortable from the left Night of the game Hmm Excuse me what I call That was serious, okay, you're excused my night of the game Hmm nobody really did anything to stand out I'm gonna give it to D milliner. I thought he played the best of any player. I Thought he had he had to pass breakups. He was all over Kim Nick's on one of them He almost I mean the only thing he probably could have picked that ball off in the end zone But whatever he broke up, you know broke up a play in the end zone He was to me the better the best player on the field on on defense That's your yeah, I don't know There's so many guys play the number that's off this thing is actually decker's number because there was a nice play Right called back because I'm happy but it was like one of those that in the regular season It wasn't a penalty you would have been like it was a first down catch. Yes. It was a nice play I I'm I'm giving it to him because I'm kind of excited also I got him as the night Yeah, Eric Decker who played like one series well, they won series, but I thought that it was You know that Clyde Gates looked a lot better than Stephen Hill Are you still picking on Stephen go? I really am. Do you know what my play of the game is? What the touchdown run? Yeah, and David Nelson had a hell of a block go watch that play again and watch 86 throw a block and a half at the line of scrimmage I was actually, and maybe it's just a switch up, but the tight ends were really involved. If you looked at the offense overall, so I added in all three. You added in Sudfeld plus Amaro plus Cumberland. Big Com? He's a load. You would get that, you saw a lot of more tight end play, like more than I remember, like just over the. course of the game. You love tight end play. I do like some tight end. Aww, that's terrible. I do though. I do. It's so good. Gotcha sucker. Overall, I mean everything else was just, you know, it was nice. It was nice being back in the stadium. It was nice just being at the guest game. It was nice that it wasn't that crowded. I had to sit next to somebody. Side story. Although you sat next to me complaining about sitting next to... So I sat next to like the couple, I guess it was two dudes and a girl. And they sat next to... And the woman who spent the entire second half on her Amazon Fire tablet. She was done. She was watching. She was doing Facebook the entire time.

21:01 Jake: Yeah, she was done. It was fine. She was over. But for the first half... They were like, they were telling her about football. She had no clue. But it was literally, it started like this. That's a pass. No, no, no, it started like this. We're in a stadium. That's the field. A stadium is a place that you play football. Football is spelled F-O-L. Justin: I mean, it was like, it was terrible. Jake: Those are yards. That line, that, I mean, it was like. The big, thick line is out of bounds. No, they, he was literally describing the sidelines and like the end line. And he was a dumb fuck. Oh, he did he did say that he's like Andrew Luck. He's amazing. He's from Harvard Harvard of the West Stanford I only know one quarterback from Harvard fits Did he go to Harvard? Yeah, it's Harvard not Yale right Fitzpatrick. Yeah, okay. That's the only quarter. I mean they talk talk about it every fucking no matter where he is he's the Harvard guy he's the Harvard he's so smart he just doesn't win he's really smart though he's so smart he'd pick up an offense and no time I think that's it for the game we don't have anything else to talk about we got rewards the awards thing is awesome so we talked about this last time a little bit but we got to experience it game was gamified it was so mad yes the game is the game is the new game game is the new game yeah you're the game So as a season ticket holder now, you get these reward cards that replace your tickets. You then get rewards for all sorts of things like going in early, showing up to games, you get bonuses. Scan them in. But they've game the game in that when we get a sack or when there's unintentional... When there's a fall start. Fall start. Or they have to call a timeout outside of the two minute warning. Then they throw up a fan assist and do... Plus 100. Plus 100 points. So like literally they made the game a game. I was rooting for points. Justin: This is the most rooting I did the whole game was when we got points. Jake: It's actually a... This reward. Yeah. You can get up to rewards. But it's fun. It is kind of fun. It's... I think it's smart. So if anybody's heard of another team that's ever done this, I've never heard of it. Yeah, we need to know. Can you tweet us please? Because we don't know. You don't have a Twitter account. I have a Twitter account. on. I just don't use it. Just jet Kingdom. That's correct. You need a better one That's it. I have a better one It just doesn't have some jet stuff on it. Right? Oh that one doesn't either It's about as useful. All right, maybe I should give away your other one then if you don't No need these fuckballs. So you're tweeting me at that one beaky of which we got a new one of these fuck Oh my god, that's you guys. Oh, yes, speaking of this fuckball. We got a new review We got a review so we have three reviews on stitcher, which we really appreciate this Yeah, I'm gonna read it this one so I can respond so openly it's from jet man. We all right jet man. We have It's from Jetman and again, we really want you to drop reviews on here and really appreciate it Yeah, we really love it in all of you But um, but now I'm gonna fuck with you man because Jetman drops Jetman says good podcast first of three of five stars seriously

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27:02 Jake: So here's the thing, if you're going to hit on us, go for the five star. and then give us the bad review. Like, give us a five star bad review. Justin: Oh yeah, we'll take that. Yeah. Jake: But don't give us like a three star bad review. I'll totally take that. Right. Like, those guys are douches. Douchebag. Five stars. Haha, idiots. Five stars. So you can do that on Stitcher. Jetking. They suck. Gojetking.com is our, we read our website so it's all podcasts. There's nothing else on it. You can leave stuff there. We're on Twitter, justjetkingdude. And then coming up, we got to do our picks where we pick every game for the whole season and do our prediction. Or see if I can go two years in a row by picking the Super Bowl winner. I don't know. We'll see. Until then, as always, Justin, Jake, saying Go Jets!