Snoopy Bowl

August 21, 2014 · 45:56 · The Cincinnati preseason game, the news, a preview of the Snoopy Bowl vs. the Giants, the Pick'em, and four more Jet Kingdom Fantasy League entrants.
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Opening
Onan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and they get a lamentation of the women.
Transcript
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00:09 Justin: The best place to be is when expectations are high. Get used to it. It's always going to be that way. Get away from the dead. Jake: We're the dead. We're the dead. We're the dead. We're the dead. Welcome to Jet Kingdom Podcast. the longest running New York Jets podcast. Period. I'm Jake and joining me for the 220 first second time. Wait, 220 first time to mess that up. I just fucked you up. Yeah, you were doing some weird thing that I'm sure everybody could hear. It's just a just how you do it buddy. I was telling you to go fuck yourself and then watch you. Fuck yourself. Thank you. That's quite inappropriate. We're going to put that in the show notes. Padcast. This is not that type of padcast. There's going to be a link in the show notes to click and you can watch this, dude. Didn't we promise someone last year that if they want, oh, they won. That if the person who won the fantasy league, would they would get the clip? The the play done clip are our song. But I won and I already own the clip. Right. So I'll throw it back out there. You guys are on it. It's our unrecorded song. It's a hit single if we ever chose to record it. Put it on repeat just throw it out there. It's about 30 seconds long, maybe 20 seconds. No, you could loop that bitch. You could loop it and stink it. All right, so crap Pre-season's happening. What's this crap? Stuff is happening. What's crap? This is great. Cincy game has happened. So we have a big agenda today We have the Cincy game. We have some news We have talked about tomorrow night, the Snoopy Bowl, and then we have the, we'll talk about the Pick'Em, and then we're gonna let in a crap ton of more people. Actually four more, that's it. We're gonna leave one spot open because we just want, like, it's gonna be a fight for the last spot. Yeah, I mean we can let someone in, but... We're gonna, you know, we want to let the cream of the crop in. Right. So you got one more week to kind of. You have less. Oh, shit. You have like a couple of days. Yeah, you get your shit to us now. Yeah, you need to get something to us. Bye. That means we have to podcast like before. Well, they'll know. they'll know you let them in. Yeah, right. I was thinking. And this was only for people who would not want to listen to this, but I was thinking maybe when we draft Yeah That we could figure out a way to draft while recording I don't think anyone would listen to that Really? It would be terrible Wouldn't that be funny? Oh, but then I know cuz I got a draft I gotta like be entertaining and draft at the same time You need to get your ass kicked by me again Maybe it's a handicap from me Listen I'm the entertaining one. I'm the one that people tune in for. I'm the one that people download for. Someone just called you the most obnoxious, which I find funny. I like that. I mean, the guy we're gonna let him in later,
03:01 Jake: compared us to hosts on the fan and said we were like more obnoxious than Francesa, called out Joe Benigno. I'm like, wow. This guy's like, wow. Real deal is New York sports fan listening to us. And he knows where, you know, the broadcasters were attacked. Yeah. All right. So let's get to let's get to the sensey game. Let's do it. So I just have a couple of things. What the fuck is with your phone? Turn that shit off. That's two podcasts in a row. Oh, by the way, who was it? Oh, my God. I'm like three or four people found our other podcast. By the way, that is us. And. Yeah, that's our not don't listen to that cast and you guys would probably find it rather boring So the since the game came and went I watched it on the TiVo The TiVo I was watching a little bit of the Twitter's as it was going on and people were freaking the fuck out And then I watched it on the TiVo not even you a lot of people were freaking out. I watched it on the TiVo This is the second game now where that first string Offense that we've gone against this kind of like had their way with us I know indie was one series and they scored a field goal But Andrew Luck kind of just went right down the field for eight the red rocket No, Andrew Luck in the first oh, yeah, right down the field and then Andy Dalton was like, oh, it's the Jets Oh, we're in Cincinnati Oh shit, I'm gonna just I'm gonna be the best quarterback in the league perfect That's what I am when I play the Jets and all he's perfect. So that was frustrating You know, I I I just wonder like, you know We had obviously a couple of key injuries that allowed, you know, both starting corners are on the bench I'm starting wide receiver wasn't on the field. Don't forget that. I'm just talking on defense for a second Both starting corners are not in the field. The guy who's going to be starting safety didn't play with the starters in prior. Right, so you kind of have like three subs in the secondary. So it's a little understandable. I know Rex didn't do anything with the front seven against... Like our starting defense did not show anything anything It was vanilla vanilla and then I know Cincinnati complained because once the third stringers are in there they started blitzing the fuck out of them, right and I guess Rex really likes to win preseason games. He loves winning preseason game. Yes I bet our record in the preseason under Rex is fantastic You were to go back and look I bet we're like really good in the preseason that I don't want to know I don't want to know I bet they're amazing in the pre he loves winning So he just throws the kitchen sink with with the third stringers out there I think he wants to see if they grasp the real concept. That's what I think it is and Flitzing team, but they're evaluating people. Yeah, we're seeing if guys can handle the scheme So Cincinnati was like, what the fuck are they blitzing for? Don't they know?
06:02 Jake: But no, fuck you. It's a football game, right blitz. That's what we do. We blitz. All right. So let's talk about the game I just talked a lot about the game. He talked about blitzes. Oh Coaching problems. Yeah, I mean Andy Dalton had his way. Yep We were able to stop the run Giovanni Bernard, which was expected even though he scored a rushing touchdown That was you know, he's on the one-yard line whatever Although that was weird like they should have called the whistle man. He was stopped completely though that play kind of first Well, I don't know if you watch maybe because you were fast-forwarding, but there were the most that was the worst reffing I know it's preseason. No every preseason game. I've watched every play. There's a penalty Well, not every not only that but I'm not talking about that He literally messed up the call on five. Just like pointed in the wrong direction. Wrong direction, wrong number, wrong team. I don't mind that crap, whatever. This is an ad hocly, this isn't a rookie. This guy's been around the league for 10 years. I don't mind like, whatever, you point the wrong direction, you call the wrong number, I don't give a shit. It was the wrong side. It was wrong every day. You know what I care about? What? Have you watched other preseason games aside from Jets games? I've watched like a little bit. I was a little bit of the Dolphins. It's horrible. There. Oh, yeah. It's up. It's up 42 percent. The past call is not enjoyable to watch. I hope to hell it's not. It's not enjoyable. Like people, you know, I'm a fan of a lot of different sports and people complain about like the NBA because it's not a free flowing. Game because there's a lot of whistles even though the NBA is much more of a free-flowing game than the NFL The NFL is like oh, yeah, five-second bursts, and that's not about it's not about the rest That's about just the nature of the game right right but the NBA like there's a lot of foul calls Especially at the end of the games like the last three minutes of an NBA game could take a half hour Because there's just fouls and this and that and the flow of the game just gets completely fucked They are fucking with the flow of the game. It's not even enjoyable. I was watching, was it the Monday night game? It was the Washington professional football team versus... Are you gonna do that too? Why not? Versus Cincinnati. I'm not Cincinnati. Can I call them the pink skins? Is that pro-politically incorrect? I didn't even realize that that word was so bad until very, very recently. Until you see why it's so bad. Yeah, that name but okay, so They're playing the Browns and I'm like, oh there's some intrigue here. I want to see RG 3 play I want to see, you know Johnny football. I want to see how that I'm Mike Patton I want to see I want to see what that defense looks like to see if it looks like our defense What have you and I'm like, I can't even watch this game It's just every play there's a there's a flag. It's so boring. And the Jex game was the same way as like, oh my god, every player is gonna call a penalty in every play. Because it seemed that way. Like there was like 25 penalties or something. The NFL has to get it to their head that while I get it that scoring is more exciting to watch than not scoring. And that's the whole theory of making the that's not a good theory, though.
09:02 Jake: But that's incorrect. I think I think Beyond you and me and true fans the people who like are sort of pseudo fans Scoring is fun. People like to see scoring. It's exciting touchdowns Fantasy, you know points scores like whatever so they're obviously moving over the last four five six years moving to a very past friendly, you know, where you and the corner was playing off, about 10 yards off, and as soon as he kind of like got even with the corner, the corner just sort of put his arm out and like barely touched the receiver. I mean he did not break a stride, it did not impact the receiver the in any way, shape or form. The ball wasn't even thrown in the dude's direction. And it was a... A legal contact. Five yards, first down. It's like... No. Really? Really? You get a first down for that nonsense? It's not even... It had no impact on anybody. The guy didn't slow down. He didn't even feel it. He didn't call for it. It's not like guys are like, you know, throwing their... You know, when passing interference I'm interference, a guy doesn't get it. They're like throwing their... Their arms are b... Like, where the fuck's the passing interference? Like that wasn't happening. It's, um, I don't know. I don't like it. No, I don't like it. But let's talk about the game. Go back to the game. So yes, the first offense. I mean, I wouldn't say meat had their way with the first defense, but it was like, it just seems, and then we can segue into sort of what we want to see tomorrow night, but like, it just seems like the just don't come on until. Until the seconds are out there then it's like oh look it's our first against their second defense and we score The thing that I that I'm happy to see is actually scoring I mean remember it was what was it last year or two years ago that like we couldn't score we couldn't score a touchdown Yeah, right. So at least we're scoring touchdowns in two years ago. We're terrible. We had a real hard time. Yeah, I'm hers last year And then, you know, the Mike Vick, Geno Smith, I mean, obviously he's kind of, he won the job that he was supposed to win. This one I thought was a little bit more, when I looked at this tape and I, I remember back, watched the game. This one I thought, where I thought Mike Vick looked much better than the first one. I felt like it was a little bit even more towards Geno. He looked more poised. He had a better thing. He threw that interception, which was, I'm not gonna say it's not his It wasn't an errant throw, it was just a timing thing and the guy weren't on the same page but it was a lucky pick and a bad timing. I didn't think that they looked that good. I don't think he played with the full repertoire.
12:02 Jake: No, he didn't. He didn't have the luxury. But he's not the starter, so it's like why would he be out there playing with the full? Well, if it was a true competition, he would. That's the thing, I don't understand why they went down this path. Like if you watch the brown, I don't know, lying to themselves. The fans, the media, Vic, are they lying to him? No, because Vic knows the deal. Okay, so who are they lying to? Themselves. I think it's Gino. I think there's one guy on the planet they want to convince that it's true. No, they're lying to themselves. I mean, this is it's it's it's it's thing is it. Everything's a competition. Well, but that's okay. Now you saw every position is a competition. Left guard. I mean, you would have penciled in Winters, but he did not start that game. Abushi started. They're like, we're going to give this guy a look legitimately. And that's a legitimate like, hey, they're competing for that job. Right. In Cleveland on Monday night, Hoyer started the game, played the first two series. And then Medzel came in and played the next two series and they were both with the full complement of starting players. So they each sort of got the series in instead of saying, all right, one of you is going to start one game and one of you is going to start the other. They played in the same game with the starters. And I feel like that's how if they really wanted this to be a competition like. You know, okay, Gino, you get the first drive, and if it's really short, okay, you get the second drive, and then Vic's gonna come in and play the third drive and maybe the fourth drive, and then we'll see where it goes from there, but they haven't done that at all. I actually like the other way around. Gino's gonna play two and a half, three quarters of this next game. He's gonna play as long as the starting offensive line plays. I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't even want to see Vic on the field for the rest of the preseason Just for injury risk. Yep. No point. No point. I know the other two guys can't play Here you saw your boy. Yeah, tough boy. He's terrible. Did not look very good. I mean it was he's Awful, not very good. He's terrible. He was with third stringers And he belongs with the fourth street. But you know who's better? Tell me. I don't even know his first name, M. Scott. Look at his numbers. Eight for 22. Yeah. That's something. He threw a lot. To nobody. To nobody. But eight for 22. I don't even have the bar score up in front of me. What other things threw out there? So who? I like this new, this new. Thing I've come up with the who impressed and who depressed okay? Is that what you come up with but we have nice and fools yeah, but this is a who impressed and who depressed okay? So who so are we taking both or one of us taking one of them or? Didn't I'm I'm gonna continue to just say Stephen Hill depresses me Really? He didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't very interesting. Oh, he's a very depressing player If actually I think that's you not going back and watching I watched usual game You should have watched just him cuz he you know he's in and I know this is not what he's a blocker
15:01 Jake: He's a great blocker him. Hey listen, you know I saw him pass the one that he got caught catch that ball Are you kidding me a bit Kishan Johnson called that ball? He's been talking would be dead if no, he would not he took shots. He played in NFL when you got Smack a motherfucker coming across. All right, so he's depressing you knows impressing me who I think impressed me a lot I'm gonna say the different guy cuz you're gonna say the guy really impressed who's gonna be my night But I'll Powell really impressed me. He played really well. Yeah Yeah, but I'll Powell's good. By the way, I feel like he's the a guy that in the preseason blowing it up When he had a regular season, he can't I'm incorrect. He's a very good player regular season and preseason very dependable He doesn't fumble, he catches the ball really well on the backfield, makes guys miss, he doesn't go down easy. He's a good ball player, I really like Blau Powell. I hope they figure out how to use him. Because they got these three running backs that all can play. They have four that can play. I know Richardson, but Blau Powell's a real deal. He can play. I think Ivory's the odd man out. When it comes down to it, I think you're going to see Chris Johnson and Blau Powell playing a lot and Chris Ivory not playing a whole lot when it comes to regular season. Well, I think it's, I don't have anything to do with injury. It's just going to be, that's going to be the rotation. Chris Johnson, Blau Powell. Well, all right. Let's pick our Knights for the game. Since this preseason we're getting in preseason action here. You're letting me go first so you're letting me steal your guy. That wasn't what I was gonna pick. That wasn't what I was gonna pick. I'm not gonna pick Paolo. Paolo impressed me. I know so. I gotta pick Pryor. I know so you're gonna pick that. Wasn't it? I was gonna pick. Oh good. Yeah. Well, Pryor was everywhere man. Holy shit. I can't wait to see him play with starters against the Giants. We'll talk about in a minute. Yeah, he was impressive big hair impressive hits knocking balls out Hitting guys behind the line of scrimmage blitzing all running around blockers like he was just He's half as good as he looked at that game and can stay that number he's playing he didn't play against starters Yeah, but they're saying he doesn't even have conditioning yet. Like he's like trying to build up his conditioning That's why I didn't play so it's not games But he played a lot of snaps. He played like 40 something snaps. I think he played more than anybody. Mine was, and I'm still, I'm making my crazy prediction. I just think this guy is going to turn out to be something special this year. And it's partly due to like the other guy not really stepping up. But Jason Morrow, I was again, I every time I look around, he's either near the ball or catching the ball in a big situation. I think he's a big target. I know he's had struggles, but I'm still watching him and I'm like, I'm excited to see what he can become. Maybe not this year, but even the end of this year, I think you'll see this guy is like the guy we start to talk about. But why is he your knight of this game? He didn't really do much. He had the second most receptions in the game.
18:03 Jake: That's not a lot. Well, it doesn't matter. The point is he was the guy who was making a difference. It's not like a lot of people, it's not like a lot of receptions are going on. I think he's gonna be big. Once he gets the system down and gets the rookie jitters out, I think we're gonna be looking back at like, remember when he was having struggling in camp? Ah ha ha. I think when we're talking about Gino and what's gonna make him better this year, and we'll make our predictions for the entire season coming up in a couple episodes, but one of things that I'm making as my thing is. This this season again will go as Gino goes and can Gino be better There's a reason to believe he can because we're giving him better tools Yeah, right and this guy Jason Marrow he's one of those tools Chris Johnson is one of those tools Eric Decker is one of those tools. Those are tools. He didn't have last year and spread some love around so That's my guy Okay, who else? Well, that's it. So let's talk about uh, we could do the play of a game Oh yeah, what was your play of the game? Hmm... What was my play of the game? Mine was the Vic touchdown. The Vic touchdown? Yeah, where he threw it to... was it number 10? Salas? No, who was 10? I don't even know. So many receivers. So many third string receivers. Oh, the little screen? Yeah, alright, I'll find it. Were the gates? Little bubble screen. Yeah, you're right for the wide receiver screen. Yeah, and then he just he just ran down side It wasn't really a Vic touch. It was more that was a Clyde Gates touchdown. They came to him. He did give it to him Yeah, yeah, that was my that was my play the game. That was your play the game Yeah, I think the Gino touchdown was nice. It was just they literally it was just so like no one even tried to stop him He just he could have sauntered in You know what? We haven't seen what a big Like a big play. A big offensive play. It was the first game. It was the first play. You can't stop trying. I know, but that was like... Keep going. Like every pass is so short. Well, he overthrew him, which I'm happy. I like it when the quarterback overthrows him. Because if he doesn't overthrow him, it gets picked. But like he was through him by about... That's just a timing thing. They get that timing down and that's a touchdown. So touchdown start the game. Yeah, I guess fuck you. You've got the arm. He don't totally has the arm Totally has the arm. So what was you play? um There was this like third down play. I feel like it was uh screen to I feel like it was richardson It was like a third and like forever third and like 20 something and it was a little dump off like screen set up nicely by vic Like a two-yard pass to Richardson and he took it for like 30. Oh, yeah, really nice play I really like the jets on like the jets when shottenheimer was the coordinator And sanchez was the quarterback. They the screen pass was not in the jets repertoire Like we just didn't have like we didn't do that
21:02 Jake: And I feel like it's a staple of what morning wig wants to do. So last year, you know, we tried to incorporate the screen game a little bit into into our offense and which is what happened. I feel like another year into his system, the screenplay is going to be more important, especially with a guy like Chris Johnson. a lot of power to catch the buff, to out richton is playing, you know, he's a pretty like, kind of swift, nifty kind of player. So, you know, I sometimes hit really big, like they hit for 30 yards on the third and 20. It's like, Oh, that's Speaking of our receivers, let's talk about the game tomorrow night. Yeah, tomorrow. Giant snoopy bowl. Here's what I don't want to see. Starting quarterback behind the third string line. Don't want to see that. I want to see your boy. So bitter. Still a Sanchez supporter. Still bitter about it. OK. Here's what I don't want to see for it. I don't care. I don't want to see Eli do well. Eli never does well against the Jets. That's great. Ever. Let's just knock on the wood or something because this is like is if Eli is doing well that means our secondary is sucking and our defense is sucking and he's been he's always been terrible this preseason. Really pathetic. So like I want to continue that being terrible, although I want to be because the defense is good not because he's being terrible He's he's been awful Do you remember when? The first game of my life stadiums they flipped the Giants game to be the first preseason game Yeah that they both kind of played. Yep, and we knocked him Silly like I'm not his helmet off. Yeah made him bleed. That's that Like those are the images I see of Eli playing the Jets. We always make him look very, very silly. Yeah, until he plays us in week 17. But even then, he didn't play very well. They just beat us. They won the Super Bowl that year. So I mean, they were like right there going on their role. I also want to see, honestly, our Decker play. Yes, I'd be healthy and play like a whole an entire half of football with with Gino and see what maybe you can get four or five catches. And I want to see Gino throw a touchdown like I want to see G Gino with a drive and a touchdown throw to start the game. Like whenever we get the first possession, I want to see them. This is the thing we suffered from last year. Wasn't like. We hadn't scored in the first quarter in some crazy amount of time. Ridiculous. Right. We have to score points. This is the new NFL, right? It's not the, I mean, grand a pound is all good, but that's not the, people need is, you need to score. Yeah. So we need to learn how to score. You don't know what to see? 17, six and a half.
24:00 Jake: Fine. I want three scoring drives. I want two of them to be touchdowns. Fine. Hey, you know what stops this week? What? The the 32 yard point after yeah, it was effective turns out how many how many were missed eight eight out of how many? 30 some odd games, but all that all that let me put it into context Two full weeks of football games. Yeah eight were missed. Oh out of okay two full weeks of football games We're going to be zero right? You would know last year, the entirety of the season seven were missed. The whole season. OK, so I get it totally worked. I like it. And I feel like it's coming next year. Fine, because that's a good change because it makes it something useful. Yeah, imagine at the end of the game, you go down the field, you tie the game, but you don't tie it yet. You're still down one. Right. Got to make a thirty three or feel goal. Right. And like. Guys have missed them. Or it's snowing or it's bad weather. Or you miss it early so you gotta go for too late. Like, that really brings another level of intrigue. It's not automatic. Yeah. The automaticness of it is a pain. Because if it's really that automatic, then just give the points. I mean, can you imagine an overtime game? I guess in overtime if you score a touchdown it's over. Yeah, if you don't even have to kick the extra point It's over if you have it in the if you get it first and you score a touchdown And then they get it to try to score a touchdown. No, if you score a touchdown it's over It's the field goal then they get it I was thinking like oh wouldn't that be cool if you got to overtime you score a touchdown They miss that fucker and then the other team scores the touchdown and makes it that'd be fun I think it'll it'll it'll make it a little bit more how your kickers doing good eight That's awesome because that means it's really a much higher percentage much higher Right. I mean, I would, I'd move it back five more. Sure. Make it harder. I like to see it harder. Yeah, it should be one seventh of the hardness of scoring a touchdown. Yeah, whatever that is. For us, it's very hard. So what else do you want to see? Anything else you want to see tomorrow night? I want to see the real rotation of the running backs. I want to see that figured out. You think they're all gonna play now, so he's gonna play I think they're all playing everybody's playing they're all practicing So we know that milliner's out no Running back. No, I know. I'm just saying like who's not gonna play tomorrow I was saying I want to see a full rotation running backs and how they're really gonna use the three of those guys That's what I was saying now you can move on if you'd like to move on owners not playing Miller's not playing He's I think Dimitri Patterson's play. I think so. He's practicing. So he should play I think Antonio Allen's gonna be out there corner because I feel like prior is gonna start at safety Right. It's a very it's a very convenient way of getting prior into the starting lineup without causing any sort of stir Right just to say and Tony Allen's a corner right now, right? And until he's not a corner, this these are our two starting safeties over here. Right. And then when he's not a corner, I don't actually see a reason not to
27:01 Jake: play in my corner. I feel like he like could be just as good as any of these fucking guys. I don't know about that. He got burnt. He's a guy. He got burnt by one of the top three receivers in the NFL. Too bad we're not playing those guys every freaking week for the first. Well, what is four weeks? I mean, nobody covers AJ Green. So so that's what they did. They said here, kid, cover like the best guy in the league. Right. Better than AJ Green. Calvin Johnson name another. Just go ahead off. As Brian. As Brian, who else? Well, you'd rather have on your team than AJ Green at this very moment. Oh no, that's no no he's up there. Not talking fantasy. I'm talking this guy's a real fucking stud. No he is Talking like he could fuck his own ass. No don't go there. Okay, that man won't like it Duck butter This guy like he burns you then he fucking drops duck butter on your face Alright, um, so what else what else what else um, yeah, I'm just interested in like You know the the full complement of receivers playing with Gino Seeing the full complement of just the entire offense coming together I really want Being a guy like they have good corners. The Giants, the Giants defense is good. I watch them play. They have a good defense. Okay. They have good corners on both sides. I imagine Dominic Rodgers, Cromartie will be shadowing Eric Decker. Right. Former Broncos playing against each other. That'll be fun. Guy we should have had the season. And I'd love to see, you know, I'd love to see them really take a couple of shots and. I'd like to see them figure out like we know Decker and Curly. That's what we know, right? We know Decker and we know Curly is in the slot. Oh, I think we really don't know what the other side is. Like when they go four wide, right? I think I think I think what I want. Hill Nelson. No, I think I want Greg Salas out there. He's good. He catches the ball. He gets open. Alright. This guy Hill doesn't even get open. And then when he's open, maybe he catches it. Well, he's never throwing it though because he's just blocking people. Because he's never open. He's blocking air. He was open twice. He's blocking the guy covering him and he doesn't realize it's a pass play. Like he's not good. Alright. Um... I'm looking for Stephen Hill to make a play. Otherwise, I'm looking for him to get cut. much rather have Greg Salas on the team and you need Jacobi Ford to play special teams how many fucking receivers are you gonna carry? A lot Too many! I need five, maybe six How many did we go through last year? How many did we have to pick up off the street last year? Who gives a fuck you can't carry them all? You can't be like, oh, well, I think I might get injured on receivers so I'm gonna carry eight Gotta carry eight Then they better fucking play special teams
30:00 Jake: Alright Let's get to so now's the time if you're not interested in anything turn off the podcast read all these fuck Um, we'll read a couple of them read the top ones but first of all, I say the jet king to pick them so every year just to let you know that the Justin and I um play on yahoo for the jet king to pick them And we actually go through that's how we make our picks. So you can play against us if you want. It's on football, fantasy sports, Yahoo, just go to Yahoo, fantasy sports, go to the pick them. You can join pool ID 2116, password is podcast and play against us. I think there's like 30 people in there already. Play against us. If you're doing well, we'll announce it. If you're sucking, we'll probably announce that too. And then there's the Jett Kingdom Fantasy League, which is, as of the end of this show, will be have. spot left. So we are going to announce four more people right now. The people in the people in already as we is Jake me, Bill. Okay. You second. Steve, Steven, Steve, Steve P. Who is the he was the pick them last year winner. So he gets in Gareth, Jack and Jesse. So that's seven. We're gonna let in four more tonight and one more spot. So let's let in some people Brian Bogdanski, and I that's seven. We're gonna let in four more tonight and one more spot. So let's let in some people. Let's let them in. I have to read all of these. Pickle. No, not the whole thing. Brian Bogdanski. I like it. Why mom wrote kinetic with the important stuff Why he's in the pick him first of all excellent that that's just awesome. That is awesome team name Rex it Ralph Good job. Good job. Good. Very nice Why he's a fan he's a fan originally because of his dad, okay, but not because of shared fandom He I hear this a lot. He's a fan because his dad He is a Giants fan. So he chose the Jets Happen a lot. That is why I heard I I don't know why that happens I'm a jet fan because my dad was a Jets fan and we had season tickets. So we had games so why he should join the league he's a vicious fantasy competitor he says he's won his 10 team office league and he's a for pussies pussies pussies step it up destroy you step it up brian um and he drafted the jet's defense last year and played the muffins and not just to prove a point nice they actually started off well and then went terrible I got burned by them. So he picked me broadcast or podcast like Justin's a choice. Honestly You're more like d milliner for your tremendous promise But you can get beat by a number one receiver with the single move to the inside
33:00 Jake: Pretty much terrible. I beat you. Alright. He kids, he likes us both, but he chose me anyway. He's been listening for two plus years. We love that. Always pumped for a new episode. We try our best bud. It's gonna be very, very, very regular. Oh and he's gonna go to the Miami game. He'll be the Monday night game. He can't wait. Can't wait. Best Jets moment doesn't want to pick pick one too recent produce too good to be true blah blah blah what did he pick oh the end of the pats game last year so I really want where we kick the miss field goal and then got lucky cause a good one made the field goal. So That's a good one. Alright, welcome Brian. Welcome to Lee. That's a good name. I like it. Who's next? Okay. Got this one. Matthew Callahan. What's up? Welcome to the league. He's got a picture of himself. with Matt Sims in Cortland. There you go. Pretty cool. That was a good photo. You see, that's what gets you in the lead. That's good. Good photos. Good things. So let's see, what else can we say about Matthew? Why did I like this one? I like the picture. I think was what really. All right. Best Jets moment. He's picking two. First one's obvious. his first time he ever went to a Jets game last year versus Oakland where we dominated. That was pretty awesome. And that 15 yard ivory touchdown run was the hardest 15 yard run. I think I've ever seen. I might agree. Although, you know, if you want to set it at 15, that that beast mode run by. Lynch in the playoffs against New Orleans that was a harder run than that ivory run but whatever That was like, get out of my way man Run and- to the snow Go away Done Done done done-, Let's see, he picked me as well. Next up, well so welcome. Yes, welcome. So everybody you'll get a welcome email from me and you'll also get something from ESPN when you're in the league. Remember the draft is next week. Alright, so we'll go to set. Alright, next up. Ramon Lloriano. Team name, Priors Rioters. I like it. Well done, why you should be in the league. He's not coming into the jet kingdom fantasy league to kiss our rings. I love it. Well, I wear my ring on my mind. Sorry. I came here to win. Let's put it that way. He's certainly not intimidated by a broadcaster or a, the as a
36:08 Jake: everything we got and I think that's gonna be more than you can handle Now- And going to his first playoff game three reasons. I remembered a one face paint for a playoff game Awesome two spilling soda down someone's butt crack in 30 degree weather very good even more awesome three jets victory Best thing ever he didn't pick one of us. No he didn't pick one. Oh, you can't get in the league All right Well, you know we liked his um his whole like I'm gonna go guide a goddamn snack And I think it's got your toes picture was good. Yeah, he had some Cincinnati It's a since they were very appropriate. All right. Well, well, you know, it's funny is we say I'm saying his name's Ramon But he wrote Todd Maybe his like his email name has a oh, it's our Todd 13 we don't pay attention to this shit. Wow, Todd Todd wiggly. Sorry Ramon Yeah, why if you're Todd or Ramon, you're both in the league I bet it's like from his brother or something. So get your email straight out. You're both in the league. All right. Last one. Last one for today. Last one. Which means there's one spot remaining. That's correct. Seth Jacobson. Yeah, baby. Welcome to the league. This and, the a This was a late one. This was like right at the deadline. This one came in and I really love the picture. He kind of took his face and put it on San Antonio homes doing like the jet thing. Yeah after scoring a touchdown. Yep Well done. By the way, San Antonio homes signed Chicago. Yeah good place for him We'll be fine. He'll be great there third receiver find the slot or third. Okay, not even question Those two guys? You kidding me? No, I'm saying maybe fourth. No, there's no one else there. Um... Anyway. This is the guy who compared us to, um... Mike Francesci. He says... This is a, um... By the way, for those of you who like... Leave us fucking reviews. That's part of why this guy got in. Because he left us a review. Oh, he did? He left us a stitcher review. Here's what he wrote on his stitcher review. The most obnoxious football fans I've ever heard bar none They make Mike Francesca actually seem likable in comparison, which is pretty but it's not on there I don't see it. He said he wrote it on stitcher. Oh, he wrote it on the Sath you gotta go put it he wrote it on one of the episodes On the pot go back and put it on the put it on the podcast. Let's be clear I love Jake and Justin and their show.
39:01 Jake: They really know their football and their jets and their opinions are spewed all over the broadcast like a vomit on the East Village sidewalk. The only trouble sometimes they're so mean to each other that if either one of them is ever packing, I really do fear it could get ugly. Seriously, this is podcasting as. I'm like my of like getting into it, because I think I could come back from where I was. When was he? Where he was at? 99. I was in college. 99. It couldn't have been because it came back. I was in, I was in Buffalo land and they were like, huh. And I was like, you guys still suck. We went through three quarterbacks. We went Rick Meijer. No, that like he put in didn't he went out then they put in well, they put in the punter Yeah, they put in but then they brought in Rick Myra Or he was the backup. So Rick Myra bust had a Notre Dame I think and then Ray Lucas ended up finishing the season 6 and 2 in the last eight games Yep, Ray Lucas Ray Lucas the special teamer came in and Play some quarterback anyway, cuz that was a big year. It was like we were gonna go far We had the staff we had the everything going anyway He also picked me yeah tends to think Justin slightly more obnoxious than Jake so you are it's the vote so Thank you very much. I just swept that round. Yeah, you did swept it Fuck you bitch, so not that mother. I'm gonna pull up my gun kill you if I was strapped right now You'd be dead you might be or that might have happened you know I would be dead okay anyway So we have one more opening which we're holding back. What do you do? What do you holding back holding back if you want to get in the league you have to kiss our ass right? Great reviews on stitcher or iTunes. No, you don't have to do that. You send us a picture of you and Jet's gear. Where do you send it? Send it to podcasts at JetKingdom.com. That is correct. You can send it to anything at JetKingdom.com. No, that's not true. Oh, that it's not true. That's not true. I don't say that. I used to be true. Not true. So, podcast at JetKingdom.com. Send us a picture of you and Jet's gear. Whether it's you or you superimposed in some cool Jet's thing, whatever. Yeah. Um, what your team name would be. Yep. Okay. It's important. Your best jets experience. That's correct. Why you should be in the league and you got to pick one of us. Like Todd Ramon forgot, or I'm already talking trash to talk to Todd, Todd Ramon. You suck. I can. Wait to beat you in this league. Really you could just pick me but I too will be podcast or versus broadcaster. It's broadcaster. Jake's the podcast
42:05 Jake: When's the draft so for that one week, we are from today. Is that correct today or tomorrow Thursday? Today one week from today. So Thursday September 28th at 5 p.m. Eastern time, right? I'm play at 7 so there should be done by seven before that we can watch and fucking Matt Sims and Mark Sanchez and marks now don't even think Sanchez will play in that game really I was looking forward to seeing that but I don't Think he's gonna you think he's that important as a backup. Maybe he'll get a series, but we're not gonna play Vic Yeah, I see Vic in that game no you also be he'd be Ludicrous to play Vic another they will not we'll see a lot of Taj boy in the second right before he gets cut oh? Boy, oh boy throwing it to Michael Campbell Can't wait. All right. Well that all that about do it. We'll do another podcast next week for that last person we'll let you in and send your things in join the fantasy league or joint sorry join the pick them and We'll be back. So we got two special episodes coming up Yeah, we gotta do our picks. We have to our picks. So every year this is the best. This is my favorite two special episodes I guess it's just one should we do the picks? Next week like after the third game Like there's nothing like we can recap the third game real quick and then and then go right into things and then go into our picks Yeah Yeah, we usually do it like the like if the like if the And then we do all we pick every game We don't pick scores. We pick every game Jets when we pick this we pick the season Meaning every Jets game. Yeah, no, no, no, no, we pick every Jets game We say okay week one we're up hereators. We're gonna what do you think's gonna happen? We then build the entire season out, right? So what our final is, our record 16. Then we pick the playoffs like who's going to be in them, who's not. We don't, we pick the jets to win the Superbowl. Now we, then we pick the Superbowl. I was a lot of pressure on me. Not only did I win the fantasy league last year, but I picked. Why don't you fuck your own ass a little bit more? Seattle Seahawks, Denver Bronco. Sal C. Hawks winning last year. Seriously. Are you fucking your own ass again? I'm not. I could. Get your dick out of your ass. If I'd only gone to Vegas, I could've made a lot of money. No, probably not. Why not? Why? Because this is probably like the winner of a- I picked the winner of a- Two favorites! Like, well, yeah, like 8 to 1, whatever. But in the Super Bowl, you get better odds at the beginning of the year than you would before the season starts. So anyway, before the Super Bowl, but whatever. And I think it was better on the jet season. I picked them. I picked them seven and nine, I think.
45:04 Jake: I think we splitters because I think I. I had them nine and seven. Yes. I was closer. I don't see how that's possible. Considering they finished coast to that going over the prices right rules. You lose. All right, you know what? We're done. All right done here. Well clearly done. We'll be back. We Back next week enjoy the Jets tomorrow night. See me bull only thing I don't want to happen is anybody get hurt till then as always Justin Jake saying Go Jets!
