2015 Predictions

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00:20 Jake: Welcome to Jet Kingdom Podcast, Longs running near Jet's podcast ever, biggest episode ever. best episode ever 2015 predictions. I'm Jake joining me Justin. We have 52 minutes to do this podcast. Time's a tickin. Let's go. How you doing Justin? I'm doing well. Alright excellent. I just realized those were from last year. All right, so we have big agenda today. We will talk a little bit about cuts and stuff very quickly. Then we got to go through and make our prediction for the season. This is our 2015 predictions of the New York Jets every game by game, including playoffs. We're going to make our suitable prediction. Then we're going to do our week one pick them, then our thrown picks. And then that's it. So big stuff. We gotta do that in 51 minutes. So let's start with things like cuts. Any surprising cuts? Yes. Tell me who. I was surprised at Justin: Rontes Miles. Okay, safety. I thought he had a spot on the roster and apparently he doesn't okay I was surprised when they cut a wusu, but then they re-signed him. Yep practice squad, right? No, but we signed him we signed them. We signed him cuz I was like who the hell's gonna return kicks, right? so he is and You know, I wasn't too surprised but I guess because Babin can't play special teams, there's no use for him, right? I've got You know as you pointed out last week the outstanding Trevor Riley, right? Jake: See and who made the roster? There you go. So Always good. Yeah, nothing totally surprising. Oh, it is. You get kind of close to people as the preseason goes on. So it's a little strange when it gets in, they start getting you like, Oh, I like that guy or I thought he was doing great. But they do have to trim down those rosters. So it's not like not everybody can stay forever. Nope. Sorry, kids. They also got rid of both our quarterbacks. Yeah, they got them both. Justin: But I think they're going to they're going to resign one of them. Jake: Not Flynn. No, I don't think it's Flynn. I think it's the other one. Although it's been I don't suppose they haven't done it already. I think they can do it today Anyway, so yeah going into the season with Fitzpatrick Fitzpatrick magic and Bryce Petty Your rookie backup. That's it and then an injured. Yeah, who basically by the way started practicing. Yeah, he's already been practicing right But can't be touched. But he's practicing. But not pressing charges.

03:00 Jake: And not pressing tight should get AK who is also cut. And is on the practice squad. Good for him. It's so funny. Justin: Way to go Rex. Thanks. You know what? Now that Rex isn't my coach, fuck him. I'm seeing that he is the cause of a lot of dysfunction. Well it's equal to the cause of a lot of fucking dysfunction. No Rex is a dysfunctional guy. Jake: Alright, so let's do our season prediction. This is the best. This is my most fun. We're just going through every game. So what we're gonna do is every game. We're gonna pick if we're gonna win or lose. And then we're gonna keep their schedule and we'll eventually come down to whether we think what their full schedule will be. I can write this down like somewhere in here. Like... I have it written down. Justin: No, no, no. Like what we... Yes. Jake: Are total. Yes at the end. I have my total scored as I go. Yeah, okay fine whatever and you try to keep track your prep is always awesome So good That's why you're the best in the business I'm sorry I'm the broadcaster. That's right shit on the fly. Yeah, it's true and it fucked everybody. Smells and Whatever like that. All right, so let's go So we're going to pick week one in just a few minutes. So I guess we can skip that one when we do thrown picks. Justin: We can actually, cause we're going to just do it though, just to keep it like where we're going to end up. Jake: No, I'm saying we should put, we're should do it now and then we'll skip it. Now we'll skip it because we're all right. Good. So going in with Google Brown at home home opener big time. It's fits magic. Win or loss. Justin: Win. win. Agreed. I would dare say I'm gonna pick this as a win in my suicide. This is your week one win? I would dare say this would be the week to use the jazz. This is the week? Yeah, I'm always scared. We do play the Tennessee. We do play the Jacksonville. Tennessee has beaten us like four straight times. That's true. I'm always worried about the jazz. Yeah, I mean... Jake: Cleveland Browns although they think they'll probably have a pretty good defense Justin: I'm not really worried about them any other way worried about that offense user quarterback again. I don't count Jake: I don't care. No, my counts often like Raider land there. It's like no, it's my count. Is it my count? Justin: Yeah, you don't know football. You just know Jets manzell. It's not manzell. No, he's not back up. He's a backup backup Fack him. He's a good player. Is it Tim Tebow? No. Is it Tim Tebow? He got cut. Tim Tebow's not even an absolute fan of him. Jake: I've been arguing with a guy yesterday, he's like, just never give Tim Tebow a chance. Are you fucking kidding me? Three teams have cut him in the last three years. Him and Trent Richardson start there. We never got a chance club. Trent Richardson got many chances. Yes, I know. Anyway, 1-0. Yeah, totally. 1-0. Agreed. Agreed. That's our 1-0. 1-0. Alright, then we go to on... That's Saturday night? That's a Sunday night. Sunday night? That's a Monday night. Monday night. That's Monday night football, baby. Colts. Alright, because this is the Super Bowl III re-correct. Re-visit for the Super Bowl 50 season. Monday night football. Against the Colts? Jets at Colts. I think this is a loss.

06:00 Justin: Want to say this is gonna be a win, but it's probably gonna be a loss The only reason why I say it could potentially be a win is because it's not the Colts home opener And usually in week two when you're on the road You're at that team's home opener and right not right there opening in the dope. They're opening at home So to home games for in a row for other Colts Man, they're I don't know they don't I'm really torn here I'm gonna go ahead and just say lost just cuz I feel like the Colts are probably better but I feel like that's gonna be closer than most Jake: people think fine but it's a loss all right one in one one in one okay alright then we have the Eggles at home yep Justin: Regular one o'clock on Fox. By then Bradford might have torn both his ACLs Jake: and Sanchez might be playing. Sanchez! Just exploded. And we take them on one o'clock it's week three. Week three. One and two. A loss. Justin: A loss. Wow. I have us winning this game. I don't think so. I think the Eagles are one of the best teams in the league. Jake: I think that is absolute crap. So I do not think so. I think we're going to win. I think especially coming off the Colts loss, I think we'll be like a little bit like pissed. Like I think you're right. The cults game could be close and it could be one of those Damn, we could have won those games, that game. We're still under, so we could also throw in our predictions for quarterbacks if you want here. We're still under Fitz Magic at this point, definitely. But in the next three weeks, there's going to be some choices you're going to have to make in terms of what you think is going to happen. Yes. But I think we're two-in-one. Going in. We're good. I think we're one and two. Okay. One and two. Yep. Alright. And then we're in London. Then we are in London Town. London. Um, at Wembley Stadium. Justin: Dobson Brothers. Jake: 9.30 am in the morning for you people here in the thing. We'll be there. Um. We will be at Wembley. We will be there live at the game. I don't know about a podcast that week. Oh yeah, we'll podcast that week. Before the game. When we get back. We just can't probably do a podcast there. What do you think is happening? This is a victory. Victory against the dolphins. I know the dolphins are tough, but this is a win. I think it's a win too. I think these are the...out of everything I was picking, these two games are the games that I thought could flip flop. Or could go totally wrong like every other game. I really kind of felt very solid in my picks But these are the two I was like hmm really thinking about okay. We're going to London is that gonna help It's not a home team. It's you know like Experience teams do better I don't know but I have us winning three and one so you have two and two were three and two through the first quarter Week five we dominate week five dominate right question. Bye. All right Now, let's talk a little quarterback. Sure.

09:00 Jake: You have us at 2 and 2. I do. I have us at 3 and 1. You do. If we're a 3 and 1 team after the bye, Fitz Magic, unless he gets hurt, is still our quarterback. I would agree with that statement. But I don't think we're 3 and 1. Okay, no, you think we're 2 and 2. So then do you think that Fitz Magic is still our quarterback? No. So you think we go back to Gino for the Redskins after the bye? Justin: Yeah, because I think the Redskins, if you look at the next quarter of the season, yep, Redskins Patriots Patriots, but then Raiders Jaguars. Yeah, I think those are three, three of those games are pretty easy. So I would go to Geno now. That's the time to go to and you would want to it to and to. Jake: Yeah, it will be interesting because I want to see like when we're there like whether you're like if there's room one Justin: My opinion will change if they're one in three It'll definitely go towards Gino at two and two against the red skins at home I think I would like to see a little Gino action Wow, okay Jake: Sorry beat the red skins. I think we beat the red skins too. I have this at four and one you're stupid why? Justin: That's crazy. Why is that stupid? Because you're just, you're just looking for trouble. I got us a three and two. Next. Jake: Redskins are terrible. On to the next game. So we go to New England. On to New England. We go to New England. Coming off of what you have is a three and two. I have this four and one. And this is a loss. There's no goddamn way in the planet. I don't care if it's Fitz magic. I don't care if it's Fitz hell. I don't care if it's. Bryce Petty, this is a loss. We're losing at New England, Dunner's, 4-2. So I don't know if the Patriots are that good. Justin: Okay. I think they're a little vulnerable. Let me ask you this question. You keep asking. Who's the Patriots running back? That's a lot of them. Jake: It'll be blunt after the first week. So La Gara Blunt? You're scared of La Gara Blunt? No, but you're never scared of the running backs and they still tear you up. up. Justin: Who who's whose is number one receiver? Jake: Gronk Justin: Who's this Edelman who's the number one receiver Edelman who's the number two receiver? We'll show it will fail Jake: Nope Justin: I'm playing I Someone else some dude dude some dude Remember we have like dudes to cover like some dude. Yeah, I understand Jake: But that's not Listen, until we see the weakness, I'm not predicting the weakness. You can predict it every year, but you predicted this 10 and 6 last year. Just went back and logged. Justin: Just 10 and 6. We were so close. I'm going to go against the grain here when we win this game. Okay, whatever the fuck. So we're both at 4 and 2, we just got there in different ways. Jake: Yes, we're both at 4 and 2. you Uh, Jake, the podcaster says, bloss. I'm with you.

12:00 Jake: Fucking Raiders at Raiders. Justin: We lose. I think because we beat paths, we're like, you know, we think we're hot shit. Jake: And then we go and we lose to the Raiders. Cause that, that, that never does well for us. Nope. And they could be at this point week eight. Justin: They have an offense. Yeah, they have a young quarterback who people say are pretty is pretty good. We'll see We'll see. Oh, we saw him last year. We played him last year. We have Mari Cooper. Yeah, the taviest Murray They have like players right? So I Think the Raiders might not be so bad I'm gonna go ahead and say loss I have a set four and three you have a spot on the slide So is this where Gino come play for you? Because you're a three game losing streak but still with a winning record. No, I don't see Gino coming back Okay, so you're never you don't want to see Gino. It's not that I don't want to see him Jake: I don't see a point you're not seeing I don't see a point in the record where you would pull the trigger The only thing is you don't know how they're winning or you're losing these games Pick 6 is at the end of the game to lose. It's more of like, you know, oh well then that's how So it really depends how but I still think it's just gonna be they're gonna roll with him So we're both at four and three and we go We have Jacksonville at home. That's a win. That's a win. No, no diggity. How doubt young and good Or whatever. The defense is supposed to be good. Whatever. So I but I have us winning that game Me too. Now we're five and three. Yeah, both of us at five and three interesting We'll see how it all keeps going Thursday night He'll either be okay Here's my thing Rex is really good at the revenge game For the revenge game which which one Justin: Which one which revenge game did we get up for over the last playoff games? Jake: He's a great motivator he's like herm but you know fatter so what are they gonna like Justin: and be like, oh, let's do this, because it's the Jets, it's a rivalry. It's already there, it doesn't have to exist. I know. know, but it's heavier now. Jake: You know it is. The rivalry is stronger now than it was last year. Justin: Sure, but you know what? Jake: He was really great at getting us up for all those Patriots. And I'll tell you what, I don't think Todd Bowles is that kind of player. Todd Bowles is, or coach, I think Todd Bowles is like a. So, thank you for watching. We'll see you next time and we'll see you next time.

15:17 Jake: the 6 and 4, I'm at 5 and 4. No, you have 6 and 3. 6 and 3, I'm at 5. we Then we go to Houston at the Houston Texans. I think at this point, this is, I think we win this game because I don't think they're a good team. I'm gonna go loss here. Okay, so now we're back. Justin: We're back at six and four. Six and four. I think JJ Watt, Vince Wilferk. That's a healthy field. Yes, he will and a healthy clowny is too much on the field too much to handle that is a JJ watch just play like one on eleven. That's what happens. Yeah. Yeah, we all watch hard enough six and four. All right, then four Jake: Then we have the dolphins at home where we always lose But we always lose, and we do. And we lose. Six and five. Six and five it is. See, we're very close. It's just a couple of little games here and there. Then we travel far, far away to the land of the Giants. Justin: I love how we have like two road games this year that aren't really necessarily. Jake: No, if this is a better team like a better quarterback This would be it this would be the year that you kind of can dominate based on bottom feeders and a great schedule Justin: But we're not doing it. We do have our last place schedule going on. Yes. Anyway, we're going to the Giants to the Giants At six and five and I think we're seven and five because the Giants aren't gonna be I think the giant Jake: But they play us tough and I think they win Nope. I just can't say that. So I was going 6 and 6. 7 and 5. 6 and 6. 7 and 5 and we're sniffing the playoffs. So by the way, 6 and 6. Well, I think you're sift... Yeah. 6 and 6, you're kind of looking at going, okay, what's happening? Okay, who needs to lose? Yeah. 7 and 5, you're probably... Not an AFC. You of the mix though. You're in the mix. AFC is like a... It's the AFC West is the one that's hard. Alright, so then the way the Tennessee Titans come to town. Justin: Finally, we've been going there for the last four years. Jake: I think we beat them. Yeah, me too. Finally, 8 and 5. I have a 7 and 6. We're crawling back up. 8 and 5, we're looking good. 8 and 5. 8 and 5. 8 and 5. And then go boys, on this weird Saturday night. Saturday night. it. 825 game and we get our asses kicked in the Cowboys. I don't think I've ever seen us play well down there. I feel like every time we go down there, it's a just a shit show, we get destroyed. So I think we lose back to seven to seven. No. So you're really going for it. Got Rivas Andez. Oh Jesus. All right. Justin: They ain't got no running back. Well, they're gonna have one by then. Romo's back's gonna be broken. Okay. Jake: No.

18:00 Jake: 9 and 5. 9 and 5. Yeah. This is looking more and more like your prediction of last year. 10, 6. We're getting there. Then we have the like just after Christmas New England Patriots coming to. Now at this point we actually, this is like now it's like do or die time. We need to win this game. At Metlix stadium This is a weird one because it really depends where they are the Patriots always always play I think we're gonna play them tough. I think we're gonna win this game. I think we're gonna win against the Patriots Justin: We'll go back to eight and seven. Yes, we have a splitting against the Patriots losing this one Yeah, nine and six nine and six. You're so predictable and then we get to beat Rex Ryan in Buffalo to get to 10 and six, keep them nowhere near the playoffs and get us into the playoffs. Boom. 10 and six bitches. So you think that the recs that's a 10 and six. That's a Gino. You read Gino led team at 10 and six. Yeah, man. Well, no, Gino led team. Well, but I'm Jake: saying it's 10 and six that you that that win there at the end is a Gino led win. Yeah. Geno Smith against the Buffalo Bills and he wins. All right. I have us winning the game 9 and 7 Missing sneaking in missing Sneaking and this I can't have us not going between the Chargers Justin: The Chiefs and the Broncos who's not going 9 and 7 or better. All right Jake: Who knows what happens? I'm giving us a wild card spot because it's hard for me to look at the season and think that we Can't even get into the playoffs. So I'm giving us a wild card wild card spot succeed into the playoffs All right, ten and six and suck my alright, so who do you see is getting into the playoffs? Give me in the AFC East. Yep, the AC. Oh in the AFC Justin: teams the Pats The Jads. Yeah. Even though I said the Pats are down, I still think they win the division. Me too. Because they just do Pats, Jads. Yep. In the west, I think it's going to be the Broncos. Okay. Then the Colts. Yep. And then I think it's Raven Steelers. Okay, so I have Steelers out, I have Steelers in and Chargers instead of Ravens. Well, you can't have Steelers out and Chargers instead of Ravens. You need to have someone from the AFC North. Jake: I do Steelers. You said Steelers out. Sorry, Ravens out. Ravens replacing, Chargers replacing Ravens. So I have Broncos, Colts, Steelers, Patriots, Jets. That's the seeds. That's five. You're really bad. Broncos, Colts, Steelers, Patriots, Chargers, Jets. That's six. That's six. You're bad at counting. You're bad at math. So, I have the Chargers and Jets. Five and six seeds. Patriots, the four seed. Justin: NFC. So, I have the Eagles winning the East. Okay. I have them in the playoffs.

21:00 Justin: Yep. And I have a wildcard though. I have the Eagles winning the East. I have the in the South, I like New Orleans bounce back. Me too. And win that division. Yep. Poor seed. Up in the North there, the Packers agreed. And out West, the Seattle still. So those are my four. winners of the division. I'm gonna throw the Vikings in the playoffs. And I'm gonna throw the Panthers in the playoffs. Wow. So I'll take both of those Jake: out and I'll throw in the Cardinals. I think make it in. And the Cowboys. So I Justin: think the Cowboys and the... I discount the Cowboys. I just think they're ready for a year to implode. Okay. Alright Super Bowl 50. Jake: Five zero. This is the most important Super Bowl ever. You have the Jets making the playoffs. So let's hear you Let's hear the stupid prediction first the Jets to win the Super Bowl. Jets have to win the Super Bowl But then you come down and let's make a real prediction. So we come back down to earth Justin: I think about things for a few minutes And I think to myself it's Super Bowl 50. Yes Think we need a classic matchup. Yes, I agree. So I'm gonna go Green Bay Packers. Yep Pittsburgh Steelers. Okay, we're off of there and I'm gonna have the Pittsburgh Steelers winning the Super Bowl Oh god, so up my mouth a little though. It's gross, but it's what I feel is gonna happen. I have the Packers Jake: Packers go back goal and the Colts and the Colts they're gonna get over this hump and I have them winning 4137 luck what what the score it's gonna get hot. Well, I mean Packers calls is just like Score score score score. It's gonna give him a hand with heads. That's just I don't know defense here. So luck is the MVP Cool. Oh, that's cool. So you so okay. So we both had them winning Do you have this one and out one and done or you just are we it depends who we play? I Mean in my scenario, I think we would go to the Patriots in my area I think that's a loss then yeah, then we go up there and we would just would have played them two weeks earlier Which is crazy? Yeah and I had them winning so yeah then I'd have this losing. Okay well that's a good prediction. All right well there's our season-long predictions. If I wasn't doing the whole Justin: nostalgic classic thing, I would have Seattle in the Super Bowl. Jake: Yeah I guess it's hard not to have them Super Bowl. I just feel like they locked out with that shit that happened against the Packers last year. Sometimes the best teams get lucky. The Pats got to win the Super Bowl last year. I think that's a lot of luck. I don't think the Packers are lucky. A lot of that luck happens. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. The guy doesn't bat the ball or he bats it down the ground

24:02 Jake: and doesn't try to fumble it around. I mean, there's so many things that happened. Anyway, looking forward to it. Look at that. Talking about playoffs. All right, let's get to our. Thanks for watching. See you next time. How we do? We got our week one pick-em. So you want to join the Jet Kingdom pick-em, go to Yahoo Sports. Type in the pick-ems. You can join our group 3653. And the password is podcast. Sorry, we didn't put that last time. So people are like, where's the pod? Where's the thing? So it's podcast. So group 3653, Jet Kingdom pick-em, you go to Yahoo Sports. Let's make our week one. Now remember, kids... This is where Justin tries to not pick the Pick the AFC East because we do that in the segment called Throne picks also know that it's Tuesday and we have no snow no spread. So all this could totally change Justin: It's a little weird. We don't have I don't even know how to do this if there's no spreads Jake: We just want me I could find spreads but that's gonna take time. Let's just go over it We're just doing like who's gonna win the game. I guess yeah Mean, I think there's something we favored. I think New England's gonna be favored over the Pittsburgh sewers But we're not doing that one first cuz that's the FC's. Yeah, you just fucked up. Yep. All right, so Justin: We're just or just or you can combine them. Let's just do them straight Jake: I think we're just gonna do them straight. Let's do them straight. We'll come back cuz throwing picks is a we've already picked one Yeah, so we want to pick the big one. So let's just do them straight this week and next week We'll do the wrong Chicago's home against Green Bay. No, no, no, no literally go straight through Chicago's home against Green Bay. It's not the first game. New England's the first game Justin: Why am I doing it? Jake: Because I've already picked our games for thrown picks. There's no point in breaking them out Let's just do straight through and talk about I'm going on verse Pittsburgh. Yes, I'm going on this home. Yes New England wins No spread you actually want me to find you don't even have like the right game in here you're Justin: I'm looking at the damn thing. Yeah, but yeah early in the season was at New England fuck is that oh Good idiots. Yes, New England wins 31 17 Tom Brady and fuck you mode Totally agree. Totally agree. Jake: I don't know where to throw the ball, but whatever. What apps here. Let's see if I can actually find some spreads. Justin: I don't want spreads. No, enough. We don't need spreads. Jake: Six and a half. Justin: I don't want spreads. Buffalo is hosting the Colts. And in... Rex Ryan's home opener. Two and a half. He loses. Plus two and a half. Twenty four thirteen. Jake: I think the... Colt are gonna win. And I would pick them with the spread. Two and a half. Justin: What do you have the score? Because you wouldn't pick them with the spread. Because you have the score 23-21. Jake: You're a real douche. No. hope. But I picked one without having the spread in front of me. Why would you score change?

27:00 Jake: Because. Because. Why? Justin: Because. Tell me why that makes sense. Aliens. Yeah. Next. Exactly. Chicago is hosting Green Bay. Chicago, new coaching staff. Jake: Green Bay, Aaron Rodgers. No wide receivers to speak of. Picking up James Jones off the trash pile. Justin: Why not? I got Green Bay. Jake: Green Bay wins. 6.5 points. Underdog. Justin: Seattle at St. Louis. St. Louis gives Seattle trouble. I'm picking St. Louis. Seattle... sorry, St. Louis gives Seattle trouble every year. I have St. Louis. That is true, but I don't think they're gonna come to the show this year. I have Seattle tough defensive line They've like they better than ours, which is tough Washington hosts Miami And I have Miami crushing them 31 11. Yeah, they're only three and a half point favorites Miami Jake: Yeah, there should be more Justin: Washington starting Kirk Cousins Jake: Kirk cuts in there a mess they are they they make the jazz Justin: I mean they didn't have their funk their their Jake: Second round draft pick punched in the jaw and out for six weeks by some scrub that isn't as on a practice squad now still but But still but still it's true. All right Justin: Thank God for the Redskins Jacksonville hosts Carolina where I feel like there's a lot of Carolina fans there, too I like Carolina in that game Jake: I like Jacksonville. I feel like they're gonna get off a sneaky little start. I don't know why. I like Jacksonville. Justin: You checking spreads? Jake: Checking spreads. Jacksonville plus three and a half. Justin: Alright, still have Carolina. Houston. hosting Kansas City who I like this year I'm picking Kansas City I like them and I didn't put them in the playoffs the Jets in the playoffs Kansas City is oh Jake: Houston Oh Kansas City by a half point nothing I'll take Houston at home we Justin: give it I'm take the home dog Arizona is hosting New Orleans that's a good game I'm gonna pick New Orleans. Jake: Yeah, on the road, you know, but in a dome, I think New Orleans is gonna have a sneaky good year So I'm gonna say that they're gonna start off strong. Justin: San Diego hosts Detroit. I'm gonna pick San Diego at home. I too will pick San Diego. These are late games. Arizona game and this game late. Yes. I'll pick San Diego as well. Jake: Denver's hosting Baltimore right with the wasn't that the crazy game last year that was like a billion points I Don't know there was a playoff game like three years ago. No like last year's opener Justin: I thought was Oh Denver where Peyton put up like six touchdowns. Yeah, something insane was to yeah Denver's hosting Baltimore

30:00 Justin: I'm gonna go with Baltimore Denver at home How's the feeling? Jake: I'm not... Are you on the paint manning is no good anymore? Justin: No, I'm on the ball... Denver's gonna need three games to get going train. Oh, okay. And then once they get rolling... Typically not how they roll. They come out pretty strong. Well, typically they have not had a new head coach. So I'm gonna wait for this new head coach to get his shit together. Okay. And it's Gary Kubiak who's not like... Doesn't exactly have the greatest track record in the universe. I just don't think that really matters Jake: I think that's so much more about Peyton. Yeah, so like the head coach doesn't matter I think and when it comes to Peyton red team, yeah, that's important Justin: But it only yes, it is important because that's important It is very important because if the head coach is an offensive head coach and has their own Peyton's never played for an offensive head coach who has their own philosophy on offense. It's always been Peyton Manning offense. This is not the Peyton Manning offense. We don't know that yet. Jake: We do. No, we don't. We are going to see it. It's not going to be Peyton Manning. Here's the thing. I think the front office staff or the owner of the team and the... And Sean Elway is more behind Peyton Manning than they are by anybody else they're hiring. So my guess is when that conversation came up and he's like, I'm gonna bring my offense. Like, no, we'll see. You're gonna do a mix of his. Justin: I'm Will Tal. Yes. Oakland is hosting Cincinnati. I'm gonna go with Oakland. Wow. I'm gonna sensey. Okay. I don't know why. Tampa is hosting Tennessee in a rematch. The last time these two played, Mariota and Winston. Mariota blew them out. Right. So, they, their last game I think that Winston played was against Mariota. So this is the two rookie quarterbacks. Kinda fun. Yeah, it should be a fun game to actually watch. Jake: I'm gonna go with Tennessee. I'll go with Tampa. Okay. Oh Justin: Sunday night Sunday night Sunday night Dallas is Tennessee is gonna go with the standard three three and a half Spread three and a half three and a half. Wait. No whose favorite Tennessee by three and a half It's favored on the road by three and a half that makes no sense Let's see plus three and a half that means they're getting three and a half points, which means they're the underdog Jake: Tennessee plus three and a half Yeah, I'm reading it there the underdog. I understand you said their favorite. No, you still don't understand it I didn't say they're a friend. I will I didn't say they're favored I said that my friend three and a half. No, that's not what you said. Listen back. You took it as favored Justin: Nope, you don't even know how to do this after all these years all these years Dallas is hosting the Giants. Giants are favorite. On Sunday night I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Jake: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I will take Dallas in this game. Uh, I will take without spreads. I mean, I'm just picking Dallas. Dallas is negative five and a half. So they are favored. So that is how it works. I know how it works.

33:03 Justin: Hand puppets for favorite. Jake: Dallas. A little scared about five and a half. Two Monday Night Football games. We will be at one of them. We will actually be at the Niners game. How fun is that? I don't know. Has this ever happened? Have you ever gone to a game? I've done it. I went to a game on with the giant. On Sunday Monday. I went to a Sunday. Deal or deals? Because I went to a Jets on Sunday and then I went to a Monday night with, to the Giants, like Vikings Giants. science. But this might be the first time ever going to two back to back games. In two different cities. On two different coasts. Yeah. Time zones. Whole nine. The whole nine. So yeah, we're going to the 49ers game. We are. That's pretty freaking awesome. Justin: So Atlanta is hosting Philly first. Give me Philly on the fast track. Give me Atlanta at home. And then since we'll be in San Francisco and I'll be rooting for the 49ers, just give me the Niners against Minnesota. Even though I think Minnesota is gonna win, I will take the Niners. Jake: I will take the Niners as well. And they're getting 2.5 points. Justin: Um, the Niners are getting two and a half points. Jake: The Niners are getting plus two and a half points. They're getting to a half. Yes. Justin: They're a home underdog on Monday night football. They have lost a lot of respect. Jake: No, they have no respect at all. Justin: Yeah, baby. That's kind of nuts. I have to be honest with you. Yeah. Well, that's pretty gosh darn nut and nutty. Jake: Uh, what else we got? I don't know you put the agenda together you tell me so we did our picks we the, a Right, which separate ox except for next week for next week sorry unless you're like the Justin: after week you know opening day we're not, gonna be doing a podcast which sucks which sucks yeah, cuz we're gonna be in San Francisco all week Long yeah, so there's just no way I mean we should bring our emergency mics I don't think so. No, you know, we can do it. There's no time Jake: There's no time there really is Friday in the airport. That's just ridiculous You should bring them. We'll bring them. They're tiny bring them in if we don't use them fine. I'm not great Justin: I'm not even bringing it Jake: gives us no opportunity for the Justin: day we're gonna even even if we had the opportunity I don't even think we're gonna Jake: want to do it all right so we'll officially say no podcast next week but we're sorry because we'll be in San Francisco all week long and tired but we'll be back oh then we play we put

36:01 Jake: away the second week right we just Monday night So we could do a Monday podcast the week Monday pod before we came when we came back to do one later So we could recap the week and then pick and then talk about the game that have this about to happen that night Friday So maybe we'll do a Monday Friday Situation so we could do double podcast that next week, right? Alright. To make up for it. Make up for it. It would also be nice to talk about the whole week that happened and then the Jets won't have played yet. So we could then talk about them about to play. Right. So what kind of two weeks of stuff to talk about. Right. Yeah, we'll see. Justin: Well, it'll be better than we do. Sorry everyone. I mean, it sucks. It's our schedule. We do work. We do work. For a living. You guys don't pay our salaries. Pay our salaries and we will do whatever you want. Someone wants to step up and sponsor this or like... Jake: you know back in But until then we'll be back and as always go Jets you