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Onan! What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and they get a lamentation of their women.

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00:09 Jake: The best place to be is when expectations are high. Get used to it. It's always going to be that way. Welcome to Jet Kingdom podcast, the longest one on New York Jet's podcast ever. You should listen to this episode on double speed because we're going to go through it very fast. Very quick. That's not as fast as we're going to go. Got to go faster than that. Too fast. Justin: We've got 25 minutes to do this podcast. We have no time. No time like present. Jake: The good thing is we don't have to talk about the jets losing last week. Yeah. So we can skip over that. That's right. No fools. examples. No fools. No pools. No nights either. Justin: Jets are two and eight. This dog will not knock it off. And your dog. Jake: Get out of here. Go on. Justin: And my dog is attacking you. We last week in the JK Fantasy League, we got to not play our jets. Yeah, such a good week. And I lost anyway. I won. And I think you're close to making the playoffs. We're going to be darn close. Eight, two, and one leading the league. Tops. Still taking the year off. A number one! Jake: My five week- That's me! My six week winning streak was broken. Well, sucks to be here. Let's jump right into the Jet Kingdom pick-em. We'll talk about all the snowmageddon, snowmores, it's not gonna play there. And we'll pick our AFC Storm picks, we'll do the Jesper's Bills, we'll do a pick-em. in that reverse order. So let's get into it right now. Justin: Any Jets news at all? Did anything happen? They said, Rex said that we're a trillion times better than we were when we played the build before. Really? Trillion. Trillion. Trillion. That's pretty good. Well, we were zero then. So trillion times better is zero. We get the game. There's no news. There's no news. No injuries. Nobody got hurt. Nobody's healthy now. No. Jake: Well, that's all on the game. We talked about that during the game. Well, so let's just make- Justin: We talk about news usually, like Jets news. But there is no news. There's no news. They were off. They were off the news. They suck. Jake: And then they were off. That's it. That's the news. That's the Jets news. Until we talk about the game, then there's news around the game. So let's get to the pick-em. Okay. So who did well last week? I don't know. We did. The best was Doopope. With 10 picks. Justin: How'd I do? You did last week. Pretty bad, I bet. I think you got four. Oh my god, I suck at this. And I did a little bit better. I got five. But at the top of my head. You got a five and I couldn't catch up? No, no. I'm I'm. I lost ground. I'm crushing you now. You're at 67. I'm at 75. Oh my god, I hate you. It's like me looking for is now at 95. Oh, fuck you 95 the next is kibbles and vix who's 87 Kimball's and vix is a good name. It is a great name. So, uh, We have a lot of kids. So just by the way jet kingdom

03:02 Justin: fantasy players Get your jets back in your lineup. Yeah, and no bills Sudfeld is back in the lineup. No bills this week. So Remember not that you have many bills that actually would Play but get them out of there. All right, so let's talk Jake: Let's do let's do our pick will pick every game in the in the national I only except for the three games that are the if what you do last night. Did you win or lose? Justin: I lost that one. I lost it to me. Come on Oakland gets their first I lost it in our other pool where we only pick three of the money pool the money pool Yeah, the Jellybean pool Jellybean. Shh I actually didn't pick this one in here But it's okay. I would have picked Kansas City lost. So yeah, who knew I went to bed I really didn't I had no interest in this game Had interest because we're playing each other and fancy and you had that defense and I was like shit I picked KC I lost. All right, let's go. 1 o'clock Sunday. I love the note next to our game. We'll talk about that in a second. Atlanta. Yes. First place Atlanta. Right? So they're saying they could have a five win game, win the division. A five win team. Five win. Probably. I think what's going to happen is that they'll re 7 to 9. Whoever wins that division will be 7 to 9. That's my guess. That and Seven and nine because right now Atlanta's four and six just and they're winning the division That's a bad nobody wants to win that division. They're all trying not to win like they're all that last week Jake: You don't get it Justin: I mean if you're New Orleans and you can get in at seven and I and then you host the game in New Orleans which I guess it seems like it doesn't really matter anymore. It doesn't matter. Two teams just went in there and beat them. Anyway, Atlanta, all of a sudden Cleveland's like in last place in their division. They were in first, now they're in last. That's another crazy division. That's a typical Cleveland. That's a hard division. They're all, they all have winning records. I think they all have winning records. They do. So, Atlanta hosting Cleveland, Atlanta giving three, but Cleveland's a better team, so give me Cleveland down the road with points. Yeah, Cleveland is a better team. Atlanta is not a good team. Not good. Not good. And Josh Gordon back. Yeah. All right. My fantasy league. So Chicago. Too little, too late. Like the Jets season. Chicago hosts Tampa. So Lovey Smith returns to Chicago. Before he gets fired from Tampa this year. I think he gets maybe another year. But Chicago is favored by a. And I think their offense is going to have a good time. against that Tampa crappy defense. So give me Chicago scoring a lot more than six points more than they should. Jake: Agreed. Justin: I don't like agreeing with you so much. Just means you'll get these two of your five correct. Yeah, right. Indy hosts Jacksonville and is favored by. 14 points. So, Indy is this team that seems to either blow teams out or get blown out. They don't really play close games.

06:03 Jake: They're like a whore. They get blown or they blow people out. Right. Justin: Which makes me want to take them because I believe they're gonna win, but I'm gonna not. I'm not falling for that. I'll give me 14. Wow, you usually go for the- I don't really usually care. I know, I don't like these points. Fourteenths too many. Jacksonville- But it's so- As terrible as they are. They could totally win 38 to 17, right? Jake: They could, but they could also, they could also be close. I could even see Jacksonville winning this game. And he's a weird frickin' player. I know, six and four. Justin: They're my Super Bowl, one of my Super Bowl picks picks, but- They are the division leader right now. There you go. All right, Green Bay. On the road in Minnesota Favored by nine and a half and Green Bay's on fire. They're on fire. They're like they're the Pittsburgh Steelers of three weeks ago Yeah, but look what happened to Steelers, so I'm gonna go with the home nine and a half points So it just happened last night the home seven Jake: And they ended up winning the game so give me the home nine and they ended up Justin: This one's got nothing. five in the first three games he started. So not a true statement for that's a true statement. Four and three games. Right. That's not good. That's Sanchez. OK. Jake: I actually think the Tennessee, I mean, I want the points, but I could totally see Tennessee playing up, playing up or down. Justin: I feel like I just watch them play as good as they could against the Steelers and they lost, and I think Philly's better team than the Steelers. to The

09:00 Justin: How is that possible? They've only lost one home game. Jake: Didn't they go into New Orleans and beat them? Justin: Didn't everyone go into New Orleans and beat them? They're four and six? Sensei, give it, take it, done it. Alright. So they've lost one game in a year and a half and they're better on the road? Yeah. Because they lost one, the last one. This year they're better on the road. How is that possible? So possible. I don't know why do you they've beaten Seattle and Denver? No, but didn't they get blown out by? Jake: 49ers and but but San Diego is no good San Diego was leading the pack was the best of the bet they were gone. No more now the happen nothing Justin: They they got crushed demolished their injury decimated Phil Rivers is injured Is he playing? Injured? Give me San Diego. Okay. At home. Here's the game of the week, folks. It's not even national. It's at 405. That sucks. That's a Red Zone special. Denver Games National? I don't know which one is national to be honest with you. They might maybe both of them Seattle's hosting Arizona And that is Seattle's favored by six and a half. That's too much Arizona Arizona could beat them. They're better than them if they were they beat them last year. They were Carson Palmer lead Don't think that matters. I don't buy into that two stands no good. I don't buy into that Carson Palmer is good. I don't buy it. No, I agree, but there's like Jake: Terrible analogy It's like in Madden. No, make your pick make your pay get like a 75 make your pick We get a 69 make your pick. He's a 69 Give me Seattle. All right. Uh, could be negative 10 there and raining and snowing and sleeting. It's never negative 10 in Seattle. It'll be rainy and terrible and sleet. It'll be terrible. Justin: San Francisco is hosting the Washington team and San Francisco is favored by nine. Jake: That's a conundrum. San Francisco's near, I don't think has beaten many teams by nine points. Justin: No, like even last week when they beat the Giants and got five interceptions, they still only won by six. That's horrible. But they're about Washington and it's about San Francisco. Washington's really bad and terrible. At home they just got beaten like a drum by the box. So this is a hard pick.

12:02 Jake: I'm gonna pick the Niners. I'm going on the Washington team, professional football team. I think Sam's just gonna win. There's too much talent on that offense, and I just seem to not be able to view. If you just named off the players, you'd be like, wow, there's some talent there. Justin: Guess what? That quarterback's not as good as we all think he is. No, he's not. There's a lot of quarterbacks out there who are not as good as they think. It's okay. Damn right. All right, Sunday night. Dallas coming here to New York. This is a good game. Just cuz yeah, I'm always good it is Dallas is favored by three and a half. That's like very little respect for the Giants What what how why would you respect the Giants at this? I don't I'm picking Dallas Dallas off the bye I don't know if that helps or hurts. I'm still not sure they're gonna be feeling better All right, at least they'll be a little fresher, right? Romo has been dealing with that back and Murray's touched the ball a million times. So yeah, I'm gonna go with Dallas and Yeah, no Jake: No, I our friend who thinks that that me how many pics it did You I throw five five five in a game Justin: Yeah, like such as is no never. Oh, yes, don't I bet Eli's do I had more five interception games? Like he's probably in the top five Quarterbacks who's ever like five quarterbacks ever thrown five quarter Yeah, like the number of five interception games you've ever thrown because he's thrown five interception games over the course of his career Jake: It's because they're never going you can never sit him. They'll never sit you He could throw seven and you wouldn't sit him Justin: Well, there are other guys like I bet Brett Favre is on the top of that list to his own a bunch Jake: This whole they think this offensive coordinator is so good for this team is terrible. I just don, don't get it don't get it So I'm gonna pick Dallas. Thanks And then Monday night how many games on Monday night? Justin: Two game there's two all right. There's one we're picking now. So New Orleans on R I think it's just a good match up. I'm going to take Baltimore and take three and a half. Jake: by three and a half. Justin: Baltimore is an underdog. Jake: If they were favored by three and a half, I'd take that. Justin: You don't quite totally grasp the vernacular of this? No, not at all. I don't really care. That's why I'm doing so well. You've got all of an AcuArt, but you can't pick for shit. sound smart than actually be smart. Yeah, okay. We're on a podcast. I'm smarter than you, but I don't sound smart. Let's keep going because we have about 10 minutes before I need to wrap this up. Alright, let's go.

15:00 Justin: Alright, so what do we got here? We got Detroit. Let's see, last week. So you didn't write this in right either. So now I don't know what the hell is going on here. Oh, sorry. You don't know what you're doing. I did this again. Wrong. Alright, so Detroit is in New England. New England is favored by seven. And they're just good. Holy shit, they're good. man them up and be like you're done and then double Calvin the whole game because it's a waste to like to do it the other way around you don't want to double on Revas's side kind of made sense whoever was saying it so I'm gonna go with that Revas don't hate And then they double Calvin and he can't get free. And then Detroit's just done. Stafford just throws picks all day long. They can't run the ball. And yeah, New England can do whatever they want on offense. Pretty much any given week they can run a good throw. They could throw deep. They get their short. They do whatever they want. They're unbelievable. I hate them. They win. Jake: Detroit is one of those teams that, you to the it I don't believe in Matt and his Stafford. I think Calvin Johnson is really great, but he's not enough. He can't throw to himself. They don't have a running game. Their defense is good, but... Justin: Their run defense is really good, but I think you can throw on them. So that's the thing. The Patriots are so good at game planning. So we'll just throw on this one. And next week, oh, we'll just run. Right. run with the power guy or we'll run with relent guy or what doesn't matter. And they picked up Leguera Blount by the way. Who uh, Stewart's cut. Yeah. He's back. He's back relent, he's back. Jake: And who cut Tate? Someone else. Justin: Tate and Minnesota picked him up. Jake: So weird. Yeah. So I say New England wins by the score of and Miami. Justin: Miami has a tough game in Denver, Denver's flipping mad. They got, and they've got injuries to deal with. Yep. So they're going to be, I think, I think Sanders is not playing and I don't think, I don't think Julius Thomas is going to play either. Big key weapons on offense and I think they don't care. They're gonna run, they're gonna throw to whoever's open, and I think Denver's defense, which is really good,

18:03 Justin: is gonna be like, yep, our turn to shine. Let's win this game. Fuck a Tannehill. And I say they win 31-13. I'd give them more points, but just they're missing too many weapons to give them more than 31, but 31's pretty decent. I don't know if the Jets have scored 31 all year. I actually don't think we have. I think it's gonna be higher. You do. Even without Sanders and without... Jake: Thomas I don't think it's gonna happen. So, give me, give me, Denver, 45-13. Yes, I said 45. 45, all right. So, you're taking me over. Well, they're gonna take the 20 that they were supposed to score last week at extra 20. You're gonna take the over. Justin: All right. The Jets are playing in prime time. Yeah, baby. So We're playing in Detroit. First of all, you suck as a fan because you're going to the theater and watching your Jets I wasn't this was not planned. Don't care. It gotta be that unplanned. I'll be dapable So yes, I am going to the theater and I will be watching this on TiVo when I get home from the theater at night But anyway TiVo TiVo no you TiVo If I spoke espanol, I might pronounce it tibo. Ti-bo? Um, but... Alright, so we're playing in Detroit, cause Buffalo got hammered by, uh, big... big snowstorm. Six feet. Yeah, in certain parts. Jake: I was explain- And in other parts, not so much. Justin: Oh my. Yeah, like not able to open the door. Not able to do anything. Six feet of snow. Detroit, seven o'clock, if you're here in New York, or if you're in Buffalo, you can watch it on CBS, it's also being broadcasted by DirecTV. So that was like a big thing. It was like, is DirecTV going to be able to do it, or is ESPN going to fight them on that? I guess. The DirectTV contract trumps all because you get every game. Jake: The fan should trump all, which is if you pay for a service that gives you every game, you can't take away. Or give me a rebate, because it's like $350 and you do the math, it's like $4 a game. Yeah, I'd rather have a game than $4. Justin: But, because I mean, if I moved somewhere, right, say I moved to wherever the fuck, I mean, I would get that DirectTV thing. Because I want to watch the just the jets. That's all I have. I don't care about any other games. I'm watching the jets. So they had to do that. So you get to watch that wherever you are. That's that's good for you. Solid. Very solid. So we we get to play them in a neutral field, which is a benefit to us for sure.

21:01 Jake: The line. Justin: Yeah, the lines off right now on Yahoo, at least. I'm sure there's a line somewhere in some betting site. I'm sure you get a legitimate line. I'm sure the bills are still favored. But a lot of things have to be factored into that. They haven't been able to practice. Practice. They've been doing everything over like iPads and stuff, like getting all their playbook and the installation of the game plan and stuff. While we've been able to just sit here and go through a regular day, and we're coming off a byword. We have even more time to. get our stuff in order. It's a big time revenge game for us because they dominated us the last time we played. We're a zillion times better. We're a zillion times better than we were. When we played them last time. Michael Vick has now been starting and has had a bye week to get into the rhythm. Percy Harvin same thing has now had like some time to get into the rhythm of the offense. And we're getting walls back. Not that that's not that matters, but I feel like those two guys who played last week played really or two weeks ago played really well. Yeah. Like where they sat prior was on the bench. Alan was on the bench and these two guys were just they played well against the Steelers. They really did. So I'd like to think that we could beat the Bills. one that we could split with the Bills. So I have to pick us to win this game. Oh, so you're back to picking like... Well, I'm picking what I really think. I'm gonna continue to pick what I really think is gonna happen. For every game, every week, every year. No line. But I got the Jets winning. 20 to 10, with the keys to the castle being the turnovers. Can't turn it over six times. Really, is that it? Unless you get six turnovers, that's it. Mic drop. Here's the thing. Jake: I got two minutes. Will the real Kyle Orton please stand up? Guess what, he's about to stand up. I don't care who we have as corner. I don't that game before was crazy that coward doesn't exist It's a myth. There is a coward out there that Will look like shit will throw pics will just make bad decisions Welcome welcome to the near jets. I I think even being in Detroit, better for us, it's indoors. I don't think that matters. The whole thing, I think there's every advantage. I do think we can win this game. I do think we should win this game. I don't think it matters if we win this game at all in the scheme of things. Again, it's kind of nice to split with the bill, but do I really care? The race for the number one pick is now still on. Oakland won. They won a game, so, and Jaguars will run a game, right? Everyone has won at least one game. We won two. We have won two. So we're still in Justin: the race for the number one pick. Oakland, it's Jacksonville, it's us, it's Tennessee. And Tampa Bay? Tampa. Those are like the worst five. Okay so we're still in the race, still in the hunt. for a top five pick. Yeah, Tampa.

24:00 Justin: So there's a bunch of three win teams. Jake: I think he's the castle. Hmm. I'd like to see I'd like to see you get back to just the game that we the game we played last last time that we played well and let's play some nice, good running game, some sizable defense. Get to the quarterback. They don't have a running game. They're both, well, they have Fred Jackson who's back, I guess, Justin: but he's semi-banged up. You know what? He's back, but he's been, he actually didn't play the last game because it was a Thursday night. It's like I was too quick of a turnaround. Bryce Brown. Not going to worry about him. Doesn't bother me. Anthony Dixon doesn't bother me. Even Fred Jackson doesn't bother. None of their running game doesn't. bother me at all, it's Sammy Watkins. That's it, that's it. Sammy Watkins, so why can't we do the same thing? Put two people. We can do exactly what we did to Antonio Brown to Sammy Watkins. Put two on that guy, that's it. Jake: Let him take a lot of the under stuff, we'll get lucky. And you know what, maybe the turnover turn for us has happened and we'll continue to get turnovers. We can get one or two. I think we'll be good. We might turn it over once or twice. All right, that's my keys to the castle. I'm predicting the Jets to win. 18-14. We'll be back next week. Short week, Thanksgiving week. But we should be able to... we have to come in and pick. We have the picks. We have whatever. We have a game to go over. So we'll try to squeeze one in there somehow. Until then, Justin and Jake saying, go Jets. You You You You You

27:01 Jake: You You You You You Justin: And if we want, we can throw the ball. If we want, we can do whatever we, at that point we're still playing offense. Right. But we've decided we're going to take a negative play. Right. Just going to keep the clock running. And the game's over. We are saying this game's over. for. And you should accept that like there's no reason to fly over the top and hit a quarterback So Mangle did the right thing and flipped him over his shoulder and then they all gotten each other's face fine But that is a little bit of bush league. I mean there's there's part of it So it's like you play the end I play the line at the same time, you know, the offense is kind of Saying listen right the games over right you can't win at this point all we have to do snap the ball and kneel You're not gonna prevent us from doing that by flying over all you're gonna do is hurt somebody right knock it the fuck off Right and the chances of it at means happen. I think it's worth once. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna work So all right to get flip And you deserve to get cursed at by Rex. Um, and some, uh, some news. Jake: All right. Let's get some news. So the fire edsic fire edsic website, fire, john edsic.com, the banners. And I visit the flying over and I went to the website. Justin: Yeah. So do I just slow that animation thing down that of thing. that Jake: I'm not in, I remember back when, when was it, it was a dolphin.

30:00 Jake: Uh, there was one for the dolphin GM. And so I, I've seen it before. I've seen like this happen before. And I remember, you know, we'll be Ireland. Maybe it was. No, something else. Justin: They did another one for, maybe it was the one that had coaches. They were like fire hammer. We used to have the Joe must go chant in the nineties. Um, Jake: So I'm not surprised. I'm surprised by money being spent that people actually websites are free I mean, they're literally free in the world. Yeah, but like hiring a plane It's got at least the dark and I get like a indiegogo going for that And and to put billboards up must be at least a thousand dollars So people are spending thousands and thousands of dollars to basically say how much they hate John is ik. That's right. What say you? broadcaster firing John Exic. Has this changed the tide? Win? That's... That's... In our team, in our sport, Justin: in our... We have been to games where it's Joe Must Go. The Rich Kotite era didn't end very... peacefully. Um, you know, I actually think Pete Carroll was fired, um, in large part, well, because the team fell apart of it, but also the fans kind of wanted him to go. So if you're Woody. Yeah. Well, if I'm Woody, I know things that I don't know. Justin doesn't know. So I can't. Jake: Can't really yeah, but okay, but comment on the stuff you can comment on which is if you're woody I don't fire you're I'd fire them both. They're gone the whole team's I Justin: Know that this over no matter what happens. Yeah, I think so So now what happens someone come in? hire their own coach. Inherit a nice cap situation that it's a good for them But not a lot of talent on the roster necessarily and let them build it the way they want to build it. I mean You got to look at a couple of different angles. I mean he had the chance this year to Have more talent on this team that is currently on a chose not to write you chose the long game Okay. So the only question is, did he know that we were going to be this terrible? And then like I've said before on this podcast, maybe he's had that conversation. Well, Woody, I doubt Woody would sign off on it, but okay. Maybe he might, but he might say we are between a five and eight team, eight win team and, and fine, but, but really where, where it comes down to it is. This guy. While it's still in this season, picked 12 players in the draft of which one was on the field on Sunday. Right. One out of 12 is not a good ratio. And then if you go back to last year's draft again, I've defended last year's draft because two of them are injured for the season. Just you know, bad breaks. But you really only got what?

33:02 Justin: One guy playing right bus here. Okay, but that guy guys two guys playing so guy Yeah, Richardson, yes, that's the one guy we all know and Well, hey it wasn't last year Abushi, okay Jake: So okay, so you got a certain garden Sheldon Richardson like the rookie of the year last year get you a little bit of Justin: It's a great pick. I mean I've read read drafts, you know people write read drafts. It's like oh, it's a year later Let's write three number one. He was the number one right in the drop. So you did great there Jake: But and the whole gang a rid of getting rid of Justin: With big contract, you know, I did good. You know, we'll talk about Sanchez in a minute, but he did good I mean that was an obvious move to get rid of him. That was a cap space thing. Sure You know, does the chromatic thing look good right now? No, not sure. No, it doesn't come out. He's playing commodity is a A cornerback who plays on a real team that has that does stuff. He's a human being who I've seen on TV Jake: That is the best record in the NFL. I have seen him actually make an interception. That happened he scored a touchdown yesterday. Yeah, well that he picked it up off the ground Justin: So anyway, I think I would fire him. I think his his record is not Jake: Is substandard at this do you think you don't you think one of the things you do and then we gotta move off the top I'll go on to a million others. So I want to make this a five hour podcast but But then there's also the ego because ultimately he's firing Justin: It's the damn time to interview bunch of guys who didn't take the shot. Jake: Um, but, well, okay, but are you gonna have a better chance this year? I don't know. Why would you go out there? Maybe there's someone else out there. I would like to see them if they fire everybody. I'd just- a the general manager thing. I want someone with a lot of experience. Pay someone a lot of money and get a really good bet. I want Scott Peole. Yeah, he's not coming back. Why? I don't know. Justin: I don't know. I know he's not a GM in the league right now. He's an assistant. Yeah. Why wouldn't he want the chance to be a GM somewhere where he's already been? I don't know. You said it so like he's not coming back. I don't know.

36:00 Justin: And now it's I just didn't I thought he was out of the league. I thought he was on he's with Atlanta with Dimitrov who were both like disciples of Bello check from the Cleveland days. Okay. My only was with us with the jets. He then went over to New England with Bello check. And then he went to the Chiefs and, um, I mean, I think that's the thing is if I could talk to someone, someone says, hey, there's a better guy out there. Jake: I honestly just don't I just I Justin: Don't feel for for John. I want a football dude. Yeah, we've got like cap guys the last three guys They were all just like Capp guys, number guys. I want a guy who knows a lot of number problems. I mean, look, I want I want someone who knows something about like and you know what this might be if you fired both Rex and John Edzik and you brought in a guy this. You're firing everybody. Jake: But this is a but this is a good position to come into. Sure is. You got out of space. You have some talent guys. You've got talent on this team. It's not a team. You've got some young guys. You've got a lot of space. You probably got some good picks like you could the team. Right. Justin: And then you get your turn around pretty quick. Jake: All right. Justin: Speaking of turning around, Jet Stolfins in London next year, October 4th. So cool. We're going to go. Is the date official? Yeah, that date's official. So excited. So we're going. I don't know if we can talk about that anymore. Folks over in the UK who listen to the pad. We're coming. We're coming. Jet man. Get ready. I'm going to I'm going to Spurs match with you Gareth. All right. This is not your personal time to talk to my time All right. So let's talk about Sancho. We have our stats up. I do we both let me let me explain what happened here I was so excited when Nick foal Nick Nick What the s his name? Nick Foles? Nick Foles got hurt. I was so excited because I got my Sancho back in my life and Um, I said to you, he's going to be good. And you were like, he's still the same old Sanchez. He drew an interception or whatever. When he came in, whatever he's like, he's going to suck. You'll see. Right. I'm like, he doesn't suck. First of all. And he's in an offense that is built for quarterbacks. You think he's not more talented than Nick Foles. You got another thing coming. You'll see he's going to take this dude's job. Jake: Well, we can't take his job until next year, but OK. Justin: So we both. Well, if it looks like they're going to make the playoffs and Foles' timetable is like back for playoffs, we'll see what happens. OK, so we have put some things on the board. We actually have a board. We have a board. We have a white board, a big one. It's actually whiteboard paint. The whole wall is painted. Two of them, actually. And. You put your stats up what you thought Sanchez would do yards Interceptions touchdowns and fumbles. Yes, and I thought fumbles and I put yards interception touchdowns Rushing yards. Yeah, he got the rush. He got no rushing yards. He was negative rushing yards. He was kneeling. Yeah

39:00 Justin: But you wrote 176 passing yards. I wrote 284 and I think he had 3-0 something. I actually have the box going for me. 3-32. 3-32. I wrote one pick because he is Sanchez. You wrote two. He actually threw zero interceptions. Um, you You wrote one touchdown I wrote three He had three He was in the middle I'm gonna run three easy and you had a fumble. Yeah, you didn't fumble his QB rating was over a hundred It was the first time in his career that he had thrown for over 300 yards two plus touchdowns and no turnovers Jake: Okay, so you're saying because well, let's just keep this short. We have a whole bunch of crap to go I sent you so my so enchi for the rest of the season. Yeah We need to make some sort of thing. How many games does he have left? He has six. Six or yeah, I think he has six left. Six games left. We're going to come up with some stat that we'll do before. Justin: We'll do a re-reve. They have seven games left? There's seven and two. They've already had their buy. Jake: So they have seven games left. Seven games left. Okay, so we'll put up some stats, the next seven games. We'll include this game, total stats, and listen. Sancho, good. I just don't believe that the Chip Kelly system, which apparently will be the most copied system in the planet next year, here. If you could just take any old person and put them into the system because it's such a cool system. Nick Foles is awesome. No. And Nick Foles was awesome last year only because he didn't throw picks. This year he was not awesome. He started throwing picks left and right. Justin: But do you think that Nick Foles stats weren't good this year? I don't know. Because I can see what he's done. I don't think they were that good. You don't think so? No. Jake: Okay, let's take a look now. We have to do a podcast that about the Jets not interested in Nick fall Well, we can do this after you can go on and on about Nick Foles after the podcast Let's get to the we have to do a whole thing of picks Justin: 270 yards a game by the way Jake: Average Nick Foles average great average. Let's get to the picks. All right. Let's get to the way to anything else Justin: My fucking Sancho fucking system. All right. Let's do this. Thanks. Every game except the AFC East against the spread. Oh, when I mean, how do you do? Oh, let's do that. So I won this week. I beat prior's riders. You beat him last week. So we just double teamed. We double teamed him. I stuffed him. Jake: I took on this week. Double ducks double Decker sandwich Matthew and I beat him by two points But here's the thing yesterday guess who he had on his team

42:01 Jake: That was giving me fits last night the Eagles D who put a 31 points They were awesome of winning. I have now gone on a not one not two not three not four not Yes, five win streak, five game win streak, five game win streak. I am actually, I think in in the running for the playoffs. This short, six and four. Justin: I am seven, two and one, seven, two and one. Jake: I'm just saying who you got this week. I got oh, I got Gareth, one of the worst people in the league. I love it. Justin: Oh, my playing this week. Playing Gareth. Let's see. Week 11. I am playing. Jake: Double Decker sandwich. Oh you playing the guy just beep. Yes. All right. Well, I'm gonna be playing Gareth Justin: Oh, hi Gareth gonna beat you everyone to sit there jets. Everyone is happy. I know is cheering. Let's see He's got well, he's got Gronk All right, I'm a little get a whole run. All right, let's go. So last week. I imagine I did terrible in pics Jake: Yeah, here's the thing that I love about the world. It's back to being what it should be and I am once again doing much, much better than you and doing good in the picks. I just had just like the Jets. I had too much of a, I got too far. I had seven. That's not that bad. Yeah, but every week I do better. So it's okay. So last week, the person of the best was Tyranus Horace Rex with 12. all. Well, very nice only one loss good for you. I got an eight and you got a seven you are now at 63 I'm at 70 and a seven point buffer And I am making up this week and idzic is a knight is six points away from the next guy at 86 Wow, he's hard to catch but he's not yeah if he has a couple more bad things Justin: 8.6 games a week Over 10 weeks? That's good. You're probably winning money if you go to Vegas. Oh yeah, yeah. If you go to Vegas, if you didn't live in London. Let's... well you can bet in London. Um... Jake: Oh, by the way, I'm gonna make my picks on air because I have not made them yet. Me neither. I always make mine on air. It is Tuesday. It's a little early on Tuesday lines. Justin: And I might change it all. Let's go. Let's go. Uh, every game we'll save the AFC East for last. So we'll skip Thursday Nighter and go right... to Sunday night, Sunday, sorry, Sunday afternoon, 1 p.m., Chicago hosts Minnesota, Chicago not good, favored by three and a half, give me points. No, Chicago embarrassed away. Embarrassed by back-to-back weeks with a bye sandwiched in between it. At home. Jake: Against a worst team, we'll beat up on them. Gonna get booed. Justin: Gonna get booed. Gonna get booed. Let's keep going. That's gonna be a problem. Cleveland who looked frickin' amazing. Jake: By the way, this is another coach that'll be fired. Justin: Tressman? Yep. Hire him as the offensive coordinator.

45:00 Justin: Cleveland. With Mike petton not gonna get fired hosting Houston Cleveland favored by three. Give me Cleveland. They look good first place Cleveland Browns Jake: It's the year of Cleveland. Yeah, I want to say Cleveland Houston's like starting there. They're starting their new rookie. They're starting their rookie. I'm not not rookie Justin: It's starting my mallet. Yeah, maybe they get a little juice out of that. I don't know. I think petton will come I don't think they're gonna get enough juice to win, but okay. They are good corners there in Cleveland. All right. Is Gordon back yet? Next week. Next week. What is this? A week 11? This is week 11. Week 12 he's back. He's back next week. All right. Kansas City is hosting Seattle. Good game. Kansas City favored by one and a half at home. I'm having trouble here. That's a tough one. Kansas City is good. They're good at home. They're tricky. I'm gonna pick Seattle though. Yeah, Seattle better. Jake: Team there's just a better team. So I expect them to win so Seattle it's gonna be a good game Justin: I'm in the game, but see how's better team Denver is going to st. Louis Denver Road favorite by nine and a half St. Louis is just awful. I mean they just show up and then they don't guess they're better. Which one is this? This is a show. I don't know. I think this is a not show up game. Give me Denver. I'll take Denver manning in a dome That's good. He loves domes even nine and a half though Speaking of domes new orleans is hosting cincinnati and all in favored by seven norland New orleans to roll because they are pissed that they lost that game to the nine years They're not gonna lose two in a row at home and since he looks just Terrible since he looked terrible. I got beat down that yam and now to go into new orleans That's not easy. They'll win by more than a touchdown. Give me new orleans They're run all over them. San Francisco comes to New York to play the G-Men and the Giants are home underdogs. Jake: Did we get the chance to go to this? Justin: Because this will actually be a fun game to go to if I wanted to go to a game. Umm... We may have been given this chance. This was actually a game. I decided no Giants games for me this year. Yeah. That's why. Jake: Umm... Justin: Yeah, Giants for kind of tempting, but I think San Francisco is just too good for them. So give me the Niners. They're also getting back. All the Smiths. All the Smiths back. Look out Eli. Yeah, look out. Breathe through the nose Eli. Give me a sand friend. Alright. It's terrible. Really making fun of someone else's quarterbacks? Really? Really? Just making fun of the guy, not remember. Really? at this point. Talking to a giant fan today. I keep going. All right. I was gonna say he's like very excited about how Eli's playing And I was like, you know, you've lost a lot of games in a row, right?

48:03 Justin: It's like he's not throwing any interception. I know even worse You losing but you're not losing with their excited about your quarterback. Good Washington is hosting Tampa and giving seven and that is not a good team either of them. So I'm just gonna take points Uh, no. Washington at home is a better team. They have more talent. I agree they're better teams. Neither team is very good. I know, but Washington will win. That's a lot of points for a bad team to be given. Tampa can't put together. Okay, any points. Last one o'clock. Another two bad teams. With the first pick in the 2015 draft. Tampa Bay selects. I think Oakland gets that pick. Oakland selects. Yeah. Well, we're not up to them yet. Jaguars select. Carolina is hosting Atlanta. Carolina is favored by one and a half. They looked bad. Terrible. Jake: They have looked bad a lot. But it was painful watching Canada last night. Justin: I'm gonna pick them. Giving one and a half at home division game. Atlanta's not that good. They don't win on the road. They said give me give me a sit Cam Newton Jake: They might win this they're not gonna say they need to sit him. He looked terrible. He has said nine Time he looked not right like Andrew and doesn't have a pass rush, but they can sack a guy Justin: Nine of the eagles get after you boy They're like how they play on offense, they play on defense. They're fast, they just get all over the place. I'm a big Carolina. Jake: So who are you picking? I'm picking Atlanta. OK. Justin: Off the bye. I got Carolina. Off the A, off the bye. Bies don't mean anything to me. I don't think they are. I think they played last week. I think they beat Tampa in a really bad game. All right, 4 o'clock. San Diego is hosting Oakland and favorite by 10 and I think this is a Rebound game for San Diego who's lost a couple in a row Jake: So give me San Diego to win by more than 10 over the crappy Raiders. Yeah, I don't like big spread San Diego looked Justin: Terrible against Miami. What is with this league? It's all like these. I don't know guys are up and down and But they didn't play Miami this past week, San Diego. No, they played them two weeks ago and they got shut out. Yeah, and then they had their bye, and now they're gonna come off their bye and they're gonna beat the crap out of the Raiders. At home. That'll be that. Okay, fine, I'll take Raiders. Good cover. I like that we have some differences here. Well, I like it because I'm generally doing better than you, so this is the ones I'd do better on. Generally, you're wrong. They they they they they they they hosting Philly who is favored by five suck this really fun game what time is riding the Sancho Gimme Philly. No way. Green Bay. Yeah, this is a 425. Green Bay is going to be... This will probably be the national Fort... Gimme Green Bay. That team is rolling. And then the last one of the day, in the day session, Arizona is home with their

51:02 Justin: Drew Stanton, uh, hosting Detroit and favored by one and a half. And they are really good at home. I don't care who the quarterback is. Gimme Arizona. I'll take Detroit. Okay, Calvin back. Yes, they do. They're back to being a real team. They almost lost So Miami which is a really good team. Well, Arizona's only the best team in the league. Yes As a starter, I don't really know, I don't really know, it's not like Carson Palmer's like like a universe. No he's not. But he's not playing. That's a good defense and a good system. I have one over two Monday or night night night good with Pittsburgh well Sunday nights the frickin game. Okay, we're not gonna talk about that. We're not talking about a minute. Yeah Right here. Yeah. Well you should Pittsburgh is on the road in Tennessee And Pittsburgh's favored and I like them to bounce back in a big way. So give me Pittsburgh in that game. Jake: Yeah, I don't understand how that is even possible. How what's even possible? Well that's only five and a half. I don't know. It seems... Justin: It's a night game on the road. I don't know. Alright. Jake: Alright, well let's get to the, that's our regular picks. Let's get to our throne picks. Justin: Throne picks. Alright, so two weeks ago, we didn't do these last weeks, we didn't do a podcast, but two weeks ago... Oh, did you hit all three? I hit all three because I had the chance of losing. Because you picked against the Jets. Right. Well that's because you suck. You only have one, no. That's fine. Because I'm a true Jet fan. No. Just because you're dumbass. No. All right, so let's see. We have Buffalo at Miami on Thursday night. Jake: I know. That's fun. It is fun, except for I have an event I have to go to. So... That sucks! Justin: I'll be at a bar that'll have it up on the screen. I'm sure your wife will be watching. Yeah. Jake: I just get those all the assy team that won this week. Fucking awesome. Justin: and And...

54:08 Justin: Like going there is not that big a deal. Call him booby Gibson now or booby Dixon He can run Sammy Watkins is a serious weapon woods a is a good wide receiver They have they have good players and their front seven is is Tops, I mean you can't run on them So I like them This is gonna be a tough game. I might have the score too high. This score might really be... I might change it right. I am changing it. I have the Bills winning by seven, but I'm going down. I'm going to 17-10. Jake: Yeah, I mean the only thing I know is that the Dolphins lost Albert for the season. They're high-priced. I think they spent their entire offseason grabbing. He's out. I actually think that they might lose this game. I'm actually going to change my score. Justin: Boom. Changed it on the fly. Jake: Don't lose. Go in. By one point bills, 20 dolphins 19. All right, and then I I'm thinking this is the game of the the week either Justin: Kansas City Seattle or this game or the two best games this week maybe This is a great Sunday night game. We have good games at every time slot. We have Seattle, Kansas City at one o'clock. We have Green Bay Philly at four and we have this on Sunday night I mean Sunday's gonna be awesome. Money is. I money. It's terrible. Yeah This is a really good day. So we have New England in Indianapolis and Indies favored by three, the classic home team favorite by three. Basically it's it's manning against break. Oh, wait. That's not that indie. Different indie, different franchise quarterback for indie. Um, locked versus Brady. I just feel like Bell check coming off a buy has had the appropriate amount of time to game plan the defense to play against Andrew Luck. and luck and luck is prone to making errors he throws he makes a lot Tries to you know make things happen down the field. I don't think they're gonna be able to run on New England Maybe maybe that's the way to do it You got to run on them, but I just see Brady's like Brady's on fire right now. I see it 3420 New England Wow you think new ones gonna win this game. Yeah, this is a New England victory game They don't lose this game. Jake: I don't know. I think it's the going to- it's going to indie piece that gets me a little bit worried. What's so worrisome about going to indie?

57:03 Jake: Angelwalk is good. They play well at home. Tom Brady's great! Justin: Yeah, I don't know about that. He's got his grunk back! Jake: God, it's binky. It's gon, it's gonky. Yeah, I think it'll be much closer. And I actually see Indy winning. I just think that they're gonna, I mean, again, Indy's sort of this weird team. I picked them being the Super Bowl, so I kind of have to have the winning this. The only thing that would be better is if Indy lost this one, then won it like in the AFC Championship type of thing. But I think they're gonna beat him. I think they're gonna beat him. I think it's gonna be high scoring back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. But at home, Sunday night, they're gonna get pumped up. 3430 Indianapolis Colts. Winner winner chicken dinner. All right, kids. That's it for us. We are out. We will be doing a podcast next week, but it'll be a podcast about the... I guess reviewing this week and talk about the upcoming Maybe if you're lucky since we won't be talking about a game that happened. We might do some some grades Oh, I don't really know cuz really aren't they all F's pretty much They use the worst is our special teams coach special teams have been terrible this year Getting better with Percy. Yeah, but the punting. He's the punting again on this game. What does the coach have to do with that? talent Finding the right guy and I don't know if that's on the coach Justin: I don't know if the coach could make the kicker kick the ball. They asked the coach Jake: They say does this look is this the guy you want to start for your season and goes? Yeah, get another guy in there and literally there must be a punter somewhere They just gotta be another just grab a punter grab literally anybody any punter All right. We'll be back a couple weeks or next week until then as always Justin Jake saying Go Jets!