Two Timezones

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Onan! What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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00:09 Jake: 3, 2, 1, Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Welcome to the Jack Keenan podcast, the longest running New York jazz podcast ever. I'm Jake and joining me for 328 times. in a row. Oh, that's a long number. Is Justin Justin? How is your day going? Well, it's Thursday. So we are far enough removed from Sunday for me to say, I'm doing all right. Doing all right. I mean, look, I've already made this conscious decision that I only really care about two teams at this point in my life. Yeah. New York Jets being one of them, which is super depressing. Yeah. Why? Why? Oh, it's so stupid. I dropped the Yankees and I picked up and I, and I, and I said, I'm gonna keep the Jets, which was a big mistake, I think in the longterm. And. Oh man, where they just, we just jump right into this. They were pathetic on Sunday. They looked like they were playing preseason game one and the Bills looked like they were playing, you know, regular season football and it was stark. The comparison was stark and I just, I, while, sure, the players have to play. and they have to be better. I can't help but think how were we so far behind the bills here? How were we so unprepared for what they were coming at us with? And like how did we, well the score was 27-17, we got our ass kicked. Justin: Like, yeah, we didn't lose by 10. We could have lost by 40 in that game. Jake: If not for two, if not for their multiple turnovers, like that. Oh, yeah, I mean, we get a ball out. Look, we forced those so good on us. I mean, we really did. We forced. It's them. We did. It's like Alan running around like an idiot with the ball out. Okay, but that's that that's called taking advantage of the quarterback doing something stupid, knowing he's going to have the ball like. Flying around and mark will they make a nice place? So like so yeah Well, you know one of them was forced and the other one was forced to like we hit the ball out like that's gonna happen when the quarterbacks running around like an idiot, but At the same time. I'm watching these two teams who both drafted a quarterback Three years ago and I'm watching one look like okay. That guy's a professional quarterback. Holy shit. Look out Here comes the guy on the bills i'm watching another and i'm saying this guy is not getting better fuck why is he not getting better and what's holding him back is it him or is it the coach and it's really hard to tell.

03:06 Jake: And i'd love to play in the coach all day long and give the player like okay sammy we think you've got it but. Fuck man if i wasn't seeing some already published early mock drafts of. 2021 and the Jets picking second and picking a fucking quarterback and god damn it that annoys me after one week and I think you know, I'll be patient and I want to see Sam succeed And I want to see Sam make a step in a leap this year game one Nope, I mean, he looked just as bad as he's looked against Buffalo in the past. And I think that that's totally an Adam Gase thing, by the way, because he's even said it like he has no idea what to do with the defense that the Bills, the Shaw McDermott is the Bills head coach and he was a defensive coach and he was, I think he was like the Carolina defensive coordinator, I believe when they went to the Super Bowl and Thank you. He's now been with the Bills for, this is going on three years. And he's totally turned the culture around with the Bills. The Bills do not feel like losers anymore. They made the playoffs, they've made the playoffs two out of three years that he's coached, I guess this is his fourth year. And he's, he's brought a rookie quarterback up to speed. Like, fuck, it's everything is just pointing at Adam Gace being a loser. Yeah, and it's again, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna overreact to the so not me, but I'm not gonna overreact to the Sam Darnold thing on the first week with the no pre-season with not with no weapons with Bell going out early with your number one ride receiver you just draw, you know, second pick not even on the field with your biggest weapon out there. What Frank Gore and Crowder? I mean, what's what? And oh, and look, and I've been I Sam did he look terrible. But how many drops, how many drops and herndon make alone? I think he dropped like two or three or a handful of drops. They're like in the first half, there were some really bad throws that just sailed over guys heads or like, you know, got past them. But like you can even see like, man, those doors had to go into some pretty tight windows. You have the there had two plays that stand out there just like really dude the interception was brutal you can't be rolling against your i know he has the physical ability to throw the ball rolling to his left. That was not the throw the throw back across your. your body over the middle lofted. No, there's like eight, eight guys there to catch that ball. Like that's not where to throw that ball. It's a low percentage throw. It's a high risk, low reward type of thing. And it's not worth it. And then the other one was the rolling out to his right, taking a fucking sack of loss of five yards. When

06:04 Jake: Dude, throw the ball away and then upon looking at the replay and looking at it from the all 22 angle he could have hit Jameson Crowder for a fucking touchdown on that play and I Don't know what he was seeing. I don't get it I have no idea him and Crowder seemed to be on the same page all day, but Not on that play and that was at the beginning of third quarter and we could have like cut the game into a one score game On that drive and instead it went you know, take a terrible sack and go three and out Yeah Uh, so walked away from that game feeling like okay same old jets wonderful looking forward to some losses this year. Great. And I mean, come on, man, this is bullshit. And then the injuries, of course, you know, it's not like cashman's any great shakes at middle linebacker, but like he goes out on like the first drive. So now all of a sudden, you're just, you got backups all over the place immediately, you get shuffle around and Avery Williamson wasn't ready. I don't know why they James Burgess, he was pretty good last year. And then, yeah, of course, CJ Mosley just saying, Fuck you, COVID, I'm not playing. We're pretty thin now at middle linebacker. And Avery just like all of a sudden out, like that was not Justin: Yeah, he just wasn't practicing full. It was like, okay, still Jake: coming back from this ACL, but I feel like you should be back. It's kind of weird like it's been a year dude like guys come back from this in less than 12 months it's been like 13 14 months for you like what's going on. Yeah I'm I'm I totally agree about the game it was it was one of those just oh my god it just it did look like two different teams. playing and it didn't look like they were even the same week. It's like, oh, we have Varsity playing JV today. Or we have a preseason week one preseason versus you said mid season. I was like, they were in they were in postseason form. I don't I mean, Alan is is impressive, right? He is good. He could just pull it down and run with it. And he ran more than anybody else. Like we shut down the running game except for Josh Allen. But by the way, those were designed. They were designed. Yeah. Well, he's going to run. And some not. He's going to run. He's going to run for like 50 yards a game. He is Cam Newton from, you know, early Cam Newton years when Cam Newton was like, you know, younger and had a big arm. I mean, this guy has an arm. He makes. throws that are like holy shit is only thing is only thing you look at and i saw it we talked about this last year and talk about i think when he came out is only i think well two things about allen that will. Be negative one we know that running stuff it can lead to getting seriously hurt or popped in the cup of that we had the second thing is the heat he has no touch.

09:03 Jake: is zero touch everyone is a well but there's a couple that like were dropped because he guns it every time yeah as opposed to like percentage was 71% on four six attempts. He was 33 of 46 so like that's not a problem problem for him is overcome that he is. Accurate. But that's the new one. 71. Okay, but he completed 71% of his passes. He threw for over 300 yards. He also happened to run for 57. He threw for two touchdowns. He ran for another. Like fuck. Yeah. But again, his completion percentage last year was 58. Okay. But it was 71. Right. Like that's improvement. There's one game. Let's see. Let's see him play the not a JV team. All right. Throw the he did throw them off 46 times. I mean, a lot of times against a terrible jet. Well, Sam threw the ball only 35 times and we were losing. So like, what is that? The other thing that came out of this game, a few so. A few bright spots. There were definitely bright spots. One, I think Gace is on the hottest of hot seats right now, and that's a bright spot for me. Agreed. He is currently the, he is the leader in terms of odds. He is, he is the odds on favorite to be the first. Code fired. I would like, let's see. So Douglas came in by himself. I'd like to see, what do you think, like, what record does he get fired at? O&5? Probably O&4. I don't know when our bye week is, but that's usually when guys get fired. But I could see like an O&4 start leading to... ...firing. in the spring. Yeah, they can't wait that long. They can't. If it keeps going like this, they can't wait that long. He just doesn't seem to be a head coach. So it's the loss to the Broncos. We go 0-4, lose on Thursday night to the Broncos. Yeah, that's a fireable offense on Thursday night. Then you get the long week if you need it. I mean, Greg Williams can step in and be the head coach. That's the reason why he can't. Right, so I'm I'm not before you know, that's a if you think you can even turn around the season I mean Owen for is almost impossible to dig out of but almost I mean there are teams that have done it and made the playoffs There's even a team that's made the Super Bowl for my employer, but Alright, give me your give me your Fool of the week. Well, hold on. I just want to stay on the bright spots just for a second because okay just for two seconds There were a handful of players that actually look good. I think we have to put a spotlight on Marcus May. Because as we talked about last week, he's going to take the Jamal Adams role. And guess what? He looked like Jamal Adams.

12:00 Jake: He's so dead. He's so dead, right? He had two sacks. He was all over the field. He had some pass breakups. He dropped an interception. He was literally everywhere. He missed a couple tackles fine, but he was the splash player on defense. So now that question that you asked me, like, who do you game plan for? You game plan for Marcus May. Marcus May is going to be all over the damn place. And I think we said this, like, I know I said it when they drafted him, like in their rookie seasons, I said, this guy, Marcus May is just as good as Jamal Adams. He's just playing a different position, that's all. That's really good. Jameson Crowder had a pretty good game. As far as it goes, he had 115 yards, he had a touchdown, he made a long play. Yeah, it's that one play, but that one play little- They checked into that play, which was a nice job. But it's 69 yards. It's the touchdown that basically made the game not a blowout. And if that one play doesn't go that way, everybody's numbers looks like total garbage. Agree. But you know what? He was the target, right? He got targeted 13 times. He was the guy who was Sam's like, I'm going to throw to this guy. So, OK, good for him. He got it open enough times and he did get over 100 yards and he did actually score a touchdown. And then I guess you got to give Becton a little bit of love. The first round pick, left tackle threw him right out there against the Bills defensive line and said, okay, kid, start your left tackle. And he did a really good job. He was like the top rated offensive rookie lineman. So there were a bunch of guys picked before him and he was... the highest rated of all of them and did a by all accounts did a really good job there in past protection and run blocking so if that's any indication i mean we'll see he's got joey boza coming this week we'll see what happened yeah that's a fun fun one two punch of these two really good defenses at the beginning of your season i would give a little star to bless him Oh, bless Austin. Yeah, he was everywhere. He forced a fumble. He was good. I noticed they stopped throwing his way. Yeah, yeah, completely stopped throwing wherever he was. They would throw the other side field. I told Austin's pretty good. The off the other side fields like an open. Oh, God, they need to get Arthur Mollette back on the field. I don't see why he's falling out of favor. But when bless Austin and Arthur Mollette played last year together as the two outside corners. They weren't bad. They really weren't. Again, you just got Josh Allen put out and put up for himself so like something's not happening. I mean, they already decided in the middle of that game they bench here. Okay, you're bench. Let's bring in Nate Hairston. benched last year for Arthur Millett. So I don't understand why it's not for Millett, but whatever let the coaches make the decision. Who's your who's your fool? Oh man, so many to choose. Um, I'll throw this on Sam. Why not?

15:05 Jake: Put it on the quarterback. Uh, he had a bad game. He missed a bunch of throws. He made a terrible decision with an interception. When we really needed to score, we didn't. And, you know, I'll just throw that on him. He didn't have a good game. I mean, the one that actually is just looking at the numbers, it doesn't look as bad. But watching the game, I just kept going, where is this guy and why is not doing anything. And then he had you know, what I could see is maybe the there was a little bit of momentum going and he, you know, when you fumble, when when you're a tight end, and you fumble a ball away, like, that's a lot like, so actually, Herndon's like the most disappointing. Because I just like I expected so much more out of him, the fumble isn't the thing. I just I just expect him to be in that role where he's doing much better. And I think he had a big drop and then a fumble. It's like, you're the guy who Sam, you're in him and Sam should be that one, two punch. He should be the consistent guy. He should be the safety net. He should be the third and four. Okay. You just got seven yards with. That's right. That's right. That's who that guy should be. And I just, but we're unfortunately. we're not in third and fourth situations because first down we're running for like a yard or two or we're doing a stupid wide receiver screen for one yard. Like this is Adam Gase's playbook and it fucking, it sucks. It's run up the middle for three yards or throw a wide receiver screen or throw something quick. You've got this guy who can read the whole field apparently. and you're trying to throw bullshit three-step drop four-yard passes to crowd her out of the fucking slot. Like, how about like protecting the guy, letting him take a five seven-step drop and pushing the ball down the field? Yep. The watching our offense is just, it's not, it's numbingly painful of how predictable it is. And if I'm sitting at home, and i can just be like oh here we go then you know that the god damn defense knows exactly what we're gonna do so i just i just i hate it i hate gay so much i'm i'm sorry like i don't you know what you mean is an offensive genius oh god he genius he might be the worst hire i'm trying to look back at all the head coaches like he might be the worst tire ever. The Jats are like total. No, not total ever. There's been so much. No, there's been some really bad. But this is the one. And I actually like having Williams in the in the back. I want Rex Ryan back. I'm starting to I'm going to hire one of those planes to just fly around. You can't fly around the state near make it fly somewhere. Hire Rex back like I want Rex. back on the jets. All right. We get like the entertainment value of having Rex right. Well, let's move on. All right, let's move on. What are we doing? Well, we did the fools the game other big news. Any other big games? Oh, there was a big game. You know, hey, Tom Brady lost.

18:05 Jake: Yeah, that's nice. And he didn't look very good either. I watched that game. Drew Brees looked a lot better than Tom Brady in his new role. You know what else looked like shit? Romm Gronkowski looks like he should stay retired. He looked awful. He looked like he had run in a year and a half. I will say, though, due to life events, I'm not doing fantasy this year, and it did. It changed up my entire viewing. Like it changed up everything about football, like. It's just it's a very strange it's been six years. So but my, my want to watch football from the other than the jazz like really came down. And but but my enjoyment of like just watching some football games was was very different. I'd see like the scroll and I'd see like someone get a touchdown and I bet go that's nice as opposed to is that guy playing against me and remember remember like you were very resistant to joining fantasy football in the first place. I remember when we first met, it was like, hey, did you fancy fantasy? Absolutely not. I watched it. It will ruin my experience. Right. And then like nine years later, it was like, all right, try some fans. Now you're off of a different definitely definitely never you have a different. You should try a year just it's not like I've never never I mean, yeah, I mean, not played not played fantasy football. Yeah, maybe 20 years. 20 years. So when I say never done it and that's more than half your life, I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, but I mean, you're talking to someone who's been, you know, watching football my whole life. So like, I've been, you know, I've had season tickets when I was in 10. So like, you know, going to football games. All right, so let's go. Let's do what we can do. Let's do anything else. Justin: Let's do this little let's talk QBs after week one, but we don't need to do that. Jake: Yeah, let's not do that. Let's do, the only thing that's great, so what do you just, opinion, fan, fan noise, yay or nay, fake fan noise? It doesn't matter for me on the TV, I don't need it. I think it's valuable to have in the stadium. They said they were pumping in like 70 to 80 decibels of noise inside the stadium and I think that that ambient sound sort of should be there, like a murmur, a hush, just so that maybe they can't hear each other so well. But I don't mind. It was fine on TV. It came off fine. I'm used to, again, I've been used to watching like soccer with the fake noise. So it's it's fine. I can't. The only thing is I can't tell whether I, you know, I'm not going to watch soccer just to see what fake no noise sounds like. But I it actually was bothering me because it was so consistent. It was just it was just consistent. And it wasn't I was saying this as my daughter, like. When you're watching TV, you're at home and you're watching and you're hearing the fan noise. The fan

21:01 Jake: is actually an indicator of what's going on in the field. Like the fans will react to a bad hit. They will react to a touchdown. They'll react to a bad call or a decision before the TV will. So you'll hear like the fans go, and you'd be like, Oh, we they just did something or something happened that you can't see. So I missed that. But then just this It just didn't match. It felt so fake. And after a while it actually started to bother me from just this really terrible fake sound. Like I feel like in this world of AI and whatever, why can't it just be good? Like why can't it just be good? Why not? Why not? It just sounds good and actually works well. Yeah, it should be better and I want to try it without it. Like I want a week where there's no noise and I like to see how that sounds from a jet, from watching the jets. I just wanna see no noise from at home so I could compare because part of me is like, well, is it gonna be so freaking weird that I hate it? That I, oh my God, I'm going nuts hearing like nothing. So I just like to try one week of nothing. Or maybe they could put out one broadcast or something or version you could see without it. Or maybe even the recaps, maybe fun to watch. Can I watch a whole game without it, just so I could hear it? But I wasn't a fan of the fake fan noise. And it's gonna be brutal being there, listening this week, to them fake fan noise us. Like, oh, it's gonna kill me. Like, you're fake fanning me. I don't really know. It's whatever it is. You know what? It's football on TV. I'm going to be grateful for it. That is true. And let's give a props. Like I didn't actually think there'd be football on TV this year. I was, I don't know. I think you've all the stuff they had to go through and watching Hard Knocks. It will be really, I'm really waiting this week. I'm waiting this week. Because this is it, right? I'm going to be two weeks. Like we just what we did is we took a bunch of people from all over the country who have not quarantined together but tested the crap out of we just stuck them in there we made them play on top of each other right like literally yeah you know getting us to play on top of each other breathe on each other for so here's the experiment now what happens right Is there a breakout? Is there something that happens? Or did they do enough to make sure that there's not? So watching that is gonna be super interesting. Because the only way that the NFL stops this season, as I see it, is if one or two teams get wiped out, right? It's like, because then it's 14 days, two teams, three teams, I just don't see how you overcome that. So that's what they're trying to stop. It'd be interesting to see if they can do it. All right, let's go. We have a little less time. Very, very little time. So why don't we go through some pickums? Yeah, how we do last week. How do we do? I don't know each other. I did great. I probably didn't. I'm going to go look at you right now. My assumption is I didn't do as great as you did. I got eight. I got 10. I'm tied for first. Good for you. Because I'm good at this. All right. Yeah.

24:00 Jake: Well, let's do it. Justin: I mean, what is your... Oh, you got eight. Yes. So you're already in... You're already doing... I'm already too bad. That's fine. Whatever. All right. So... Jake: I think we pick... Yeah. Jack King can pick them. We pick all the games. We do it against the spread. And... I try my best to leave the AFC East out of it so that we can talk about those Afterwards in our throne picks. So it is today's Thursday and we have a game tonight Tonight at 8 20. We have Cleveland hosting Cincinnati and Cleveland is favored by six points rookie joe burrow going into cleveland cleaving got their butt kicked by baltimore cincinnati last minute loser uh i like joe burrow though i don't take cincinnati six points too much for cleveland i like the bounce back game for cleveland at home i don't think they deserve any respect They belong in the Jets category. There's teams that are clearly like who are missing preseason, there's teams that aren't. I feel like Cleveland's one of those ones that's missing preseason. So I'm a Cincinnati by the way, with their rookie quarterback. So let's see what the deal is there. Let's see when the shoe falls on that one too. Well, that's true. Now there's tape. All right. That's the other thing about missing preseason. No tape on anybody. Nope, you gotta like kind of figure it out as it goes. All right, um, Chicago is hosting the Giants Chicago's favored by five and a half. Uh, they won their game luckily against Detroit and the Giants did not look very good. Um, So let's say Juan Barkley can't run it's weird Like one of the best talents in in the league and you can't even get a yard. Uh, I like Chicago here I do too. Chicago at home. We'll see the Trubisky. Whatever that is continues. It's working so far. I want to know. Alright, Dallas is hosting Atlanta. Dallas favored by four and a half. It's just a little too much. I like Atlanta. Yeah, agreed. I did not watch that game, but I don't like Dallas four and a half. I'll take Atlanta. Yeah. All right, Green Bay is hosting to tripped Green Bay favored by six. I like to I like green Bay. I think they're good green Bay at home home opener I'll take it. Yeah All right, we keep moving at 1 o'clock. We got Tennessee hosting Jacksonville and laying nine Just think that's a little too much Jacksonville might back door cover that so I'll take Jacksonville Agreed. It came down to down from 11. So I'll take that as well. All right. We have Indy posting Minnesota. It's a weird matchup. Indy favored by three. I like Minnesota not to go 0 and 2. So I'll...

27:00 Jake: I'll take the points and I think they went out right. Very, very agreed. I think Minnesota will be fine. Very cool, let's skip a couple and talk about the Rams from LA going to Philadelphia and this line flipped big time it looks like. Based on the... I don't know, maybe the Rams having one on like Monday night. I don't know. These lines you published before the before the Billy was favored at one point. Now the Rams are favored by one. And I like that. I think I like the Rams favored by one here. Since I think, don't I have the Rams in the Super Bowl? You do. So yeah, let's just stick on that train. Yeah, OK. 1 o'clock still, we have Pittsburgh hosting Denver. Pittsburgh with Big Ben. It looked pretty good. The defense looked really good. I don't think Denver's going to be able to score. So I like Pittsburgh 7 and 1-2. Don't care. I totally agree. Wow, too much agreement. Alright, last one o'clock game, we have Tampa hosting Carolina. Tampa favored by nine. I don't think so. Carolina, I know that it's Tom Brady there and all that, but Teddy Bridgewater is not no slouch on Carolina. We might have made a mistake. Another mistake. Titty Bridgewater wins football games. That's all he does. He just wins. By the way, he hooked up with Robbie Anderson for over 100 yards in a touchdown in that game. So you've got these guys who kind of have this chemistry because they've played together in the preseason before. And they did pretty well. So anyway, Karla and I like it. I'll take care of mine as well very strange right here we go four o'clock we've only got three which is like really strange for early in the season um Arizona is hosting Washington Arizona favored by six and a half hours on a surprise they beat the 49ers and I don't think Washington's all that good so I'll take Arizona Me too. Oh, we're agreeing too much here. Kansas City is going to LA to play the Chargers. Kansas City favored by eight and a half. They're a machine. I got Kansas City. Eight and a half's usually where I start to go towards too many points. At home. You know what? I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna go Chargers. Come on Chargers. Stick with them there. Baltimore at Houston. Another... Big home dog here. Baltimore favored by seven on the road. I like Baltimore. Again, I just think that's a lot. I think Houston's going to do a rebound. So give me Houston. Just don't know what road means. So like, yeah, whatever. Seattle is the players. It's also a players thing. There's a tired factor. There's a just. being at home, like not having to do all that. So there's there is still the home feeling that's not the game itself,

30:02 Jake: but there's the other stuff that goes around. Right. All right. Seattle is hosting New England on Sunday night. I actually want to watch a Sunday night football game. That's good. Yeah. And I mean, do they think Tom Brady is still playing this game? Why is this like a big game? I don't understand it. Seattle is going to crush New England, I think. Where is the line? I got Seattle. I will take Seattle at home. Thank you And New Orleans to round us out on Monday night. New Orleans is at Las Vegas And the line is six New Orleans is favored on the road. I'm gonna take Vegas I'm not taking Vegas, I'm taking Nola at home. Okay. On the road, sorry. On the road. Let's hop into our throne picks. So we have... As we do last week, we've... We each split, so we both got New England beating... Oh no! You did not. Sorry, sir. You did bad. You have a zero burger from last week because I had New England beating Miami and obviously the Jets beating Buffalo. You had Miami winning and the Jets winning and neither of those things happened. All right. So this week we have Buffalo at Miami. Miami is an underdog at home by five and a half points and I think Buffalo takes care of business. They look like a really good team. They look like they have a really good defense. They're going to shut Ryan Fitzpatrick down and they can score. They can score some points. So I think they scored 23 and I think they hold Miami to 10. Yeah, I don't I mean, it's still Fitzpatrick. Are you kidding me? It really is like, why can't they get why can't a team who drafts a rookie in the first round? Just cause it's Patrick immediately. Like just get rid of him. You don't want him on the team. You know what he does to so he prevents that guy from. Getting a chance coming good. So I will go. Yeah, I just don't think that's gonna happen. Buffalo looked really good They looked they look postseason form I mean they just they just love what happens when you have this fucking continuity of coaching and players like you Okay, and this season that's gonna mean a lot 77% or something 75% of their team is back like that's very good. My I'm saying I don't know who Miami is. I don't know what that team is. Any team that's led by freaking Fitzpatrick and you got this rookie in the back. I just like the whole thing's just a trash fire. 2413 Buffalo. Okay. Then we have New England at Seattle, which did we just pick that? We did. Fuck, I Justin: I fucked us up. Yay! Yay, yay, yay! Ooma, ooma, ooma, ooma, ooma, ooma! Yay! I love it when you screw up. All right. Well, I fucked it up. Anyway, I think Seattle is going to win this game. Yeah, Jake: I do. And I think they're going to win it kind of big. So I've got a 31 13 Seattle.

33:04 Jake: I don't think New England is going to only score 13 points. All right. Why do you think that they're not New England? Do you got to remember this This is Cam Newton running an offense with. Julian Edelman. I just don't think that a Bill Belichick product and again, this is what's fascinating about this this year and I'm this is a game I'm tuning into obviously the Jets game. But I think Seattle is just going to crush them like a bug, but they're not going to they're going to put up more than 20 points. They just put up 21 against the Dolphins. Why would we think that Seattle at home is going to be worse than that? I don't know. 34-22 Seattle. By the way, Russell Wilson might be the best player in the NFL. Just saying. Right, and then we have our game. Yeah. the game of the Week the game of the day at 1 o'clock that is probably the fifth Baby we're home we get to go nothing. It's on Fox I got to figure out like how I can even watch this one. I think according to my plans like this weekend I think I have to drive by the stadium Sunday morning. Oh, that'll be fun. It's going to be terrible. It's going to be terrible. Stop in and see if you can like, I don't know, tailgate. Just me by myself. Yeah, like, hey, I'm social distanced. And then it's me. Well, that's the thing. I know that the teams, I know they said no. And they didn't want to figure it out with the fans or anything. We saw fans on Thursday night, so they did. There are fans. There are about six teams with fans, and Tennessee just said that they're going to have fans starting in October. OK, so I mean, we are in a very low infectious rate area, right? In terms of New Jersey, New York is doing great. We're under 1%. We got hit really hard, but it's been really great. I kind of want the Jets and the Giants to, hey, look, you got all freaking weak. You got all you know, or week you have the last four months to figure this out. Come up with something. It's not them though. It's it's it's it's the same. I deal with Governor Murphy and I don't think he wants anything to do with it. So let's not talk about that. It's they're not no fans. It's not happening. Like try. I guess I'm with you. They should totally. Like there's one guy in the middle of the section. Hey, dude, I get it. They should try. But like. They need to get school right first, so like priorities. So we have San Francisco. Let's go. Let's go. You can do a stadium at 25%. OK, go. So we have San Francisco coming here to New Jersey to play us. And just the line, we're a big dog at home. We're getting seven points. We do not have Lady Onville. Which we did not mention, or we did briefly. He's on the IR. He's out for at least four weeks. So he's coming back week five maybe.

36:03 Jake: So that's a blow. So we got Frank Gore and Adams. And if P. Ryan is healthy, maybe they just signed a guy who, what's his name? Balaji, who is on the Dolphins. Obviously, Adam Gace has some connection with, I'm sure. Which, again, means nothing to me. So, San Francisco just lost. I don't see San Francisco going, How is Beckton questionable? He's fine. He'll play. He just, he has a little thing that he picked up. He'll be fine. He practiced yesterday. Anyone get, they get the designation. Don't worry about it. He's playing. San Francisco lost and I can't see San Francisco going 0-2. And we lost Cashman too. He's out on IR. Cashman's on the IR. Yeah, he's done. Mimms is on the IR. Yes, Denzel Mimms is on the IR. So in week one, we've already lost the second pick in the draft. Our second round pick, our number one option on offense. and our starting middle linebacker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That all happened in week one. It's great. I mean, this is not the way the season should have started, but it happened. And by the way, we're going to get our ass kicked. San Francisco is going to kick our ass. They have a defense that's going to fly around and do things to us that we don't like. And we're not going to have any time to pass. It's going to be sucky. There's no key. There is a key. There's no key to winning this game. It's not happening like flawless football. Sure, but that's not the Jets. Here's what's going to happen. San Francisco is a big misdirection team. You just saw what happened with the Bills. They're kind of a misdirection team as well on offense. Our defense is going to need about. the first half to really catch up to that. And by the end of it, we're going to be losing 24 to three. So like, so we end up losing this game, let's say they pick it up, we'll lose 30 to 13. We're gonna get our ass kicked here. Sorry. Wow. I can't pick against my own team. I will not do it no matter what. We've been up against the Patriots and I haven't picked us to lose. Taki's the castle, obviously, it's gotta be a rebound week. It's gotta be a flawless game. You gotta win the turnover battle, meaning every time you get the turnover, you gotta score with it. I don't know the 49ers. I don't know what that team is. I don't know who they are. At least we have them coming from the west. I mean, that's our advantage. They're at West Coast early time zone. Maybe they're asleep for the first half. And we can- I don't think so. Well, I'm just saying, like the one thing I could think of that we maybe have an advantage to. Other than that, you're right. It's a bloodletting, but I never pick against the Jets. So play a flawless game, be a bounce back, figure out how to get Herndon actually into the game.

39:02 Jake: Rookies stand up. The line, you know, is a little bit better. Same got three sack. Let's keep that down again. Hard. No, he was under extreme pressure, by the way, like Top, I think it was the number one worst performance in the league in terms of he was pressured the most on throws. Like last year it was number one and then that carried right into game one. He was pressured on like virtually everything. You saw he was running around rolling out, rolling this way, rolling that way. It's because he could not step up into a clean pocket. And so I say all that changes this week. Everything goes better. COVID's secured, vaccines out, world opens up. They actually get us into the stadium. Everybody comes in, we rock the house. Jets win 26-21. Jazz, TCS, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz. That's my thing. Hopefully one of those things actually happens. Anyone of them, I don't care. All of them. Oh, that's terrible. All right. Well, we got to get out. We have other things to do. We do. It's been fun, but hasn't been real fun. Look, we got football. At least we can watch. At least we can see something I would the only thing I'm really hoping for is just I'd like to see a Sam bounce back game. Yeah, we need to see him play good. I just want to see a bounce back game. I just want to see a loop again. It's the I don't want to go into the draft going. Oh, quarterback. This season is so about seeing him. He has to put his stamp on the team and I know we're going. I know we have to. I know he did. It's weird. I know we have to go. But if you can find it, go find a tweet from the New York Jets. You just go to the New York Jets official Twitter account. It's from Sunday in like. Right before the game time. Yeah, I had a tweet that they put out a video of Sam Like breaking the team down, you know, he was in the middle of the like big scrum. Yep, very uninspiring Oh really it is not what you want to see. It's it'll make you cringe It's like oh fuck this is our fucking leader. No, he shouldn't even be doing this like someone else do this This is I thought we lost right there. I was like, oh, we're losing. This guy is not inspiring. He's not this type of leader. Like you have to watch it and see what I mean by that. All right, we gotta go. We're out. It's Justin. It's Jake. It's the Jets. Let's go Jets. Thanks for watching!