Sea Dick Run

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00:20 Jake: Welcome to Jet Kingdom Podcasts, the longest running New York Jets podcast. Ever joining me 266 times in a row Justin how you doing Justin? I'm good. I'm setting up our our thing here Our thing our our thing our our document that we use oh, yes You give me a little stay a little organized. Oh, I like being organized All right, well we got an agenda today while you do that. I'll talk about our agenda. What is that? You're gonna leave that there because it's still looking bad for you. We'll talk about the Jet Game Fantasy League. Then we'll get into our Jet Kingdom Pick'em. We'll pick every single game except for the SCEs. In that we'll do an SCE Throne Picks. And then we'll pick week four, Seahawks at Jets. which we will be attending with a We're the Seahawks fan. I'm a myself Professor Russell Wilson fan. You are. It's a little bit more of a man brush. I love me some Russians. And it's supposed to be raining and... Ewwww. Yeah. Raining and in the 60s. Eww. Yeah. Seahawks weather. Bullshit. It's like their weather. Yeah, they're their their body clocks. It's gonna be like 10 o'clock still gonna be their weather our weather So let's let's what is it just weather? bright and sunny Really, it's uh, I don't know cloudy and depressing. So let's talk about it, dude What happened? We played a game? You know what happened we turned the ball eight times It was eight of the six. Oh he threw six picks Six picks and the Jets as a team turned the ball over eight times and it's You know, you just don't win when that happens and it's really weird because they We're sort of in the game until the very end of the last three picks so like the last three minutes even they were still down only Two touchdowns and had a chance they kept getting the ball back

03:02 Jake: but god damn it if we didn't turn the ball over and If your boy Jalen Marshall didn't Cough up another one for another touchdown. So when he fumbles he fumbles big he does he does like, you know for touchdowns So those are like but those aren't no shut up. You don't control it You don't control the way you fumble, you know how you can roll it you control it by not fucking what fumbling that is true Well, you won't fumble this week. No, he won't because he won't be playing. That's right He's got some fake injury. All right. You can you can get all up on Jaylen Marshall. Jaylen Marshall and his one fumble didn't make up the six picks that your boy fits through. First of all, not my boy. Oh, second of all, do you know what it did do? It took a 10 nothing game and immediately turned it into a 17 nothing game, which changes. everything about what we want to do. If Fitzpatrick hadn't thrown six interceptions, we could have won that game. There's no reason. But if you're down 10-0 as opposed to 17-0, you're playing the game way differently. Because then you go down, you kick your field goal, you're down by seven. It's no biggie. You're not throwing the ball 45 times. And... Right. I understand you should be able to throw the ball 45 times without getting picked off six times Like you know, it's kind of unacceptable. He set a record. He set a record for the Jets, right? Most interceptions in the game He did not set a record an NFL record. I believe many many a player has thrown six Even seven, there were a bunch of people tied at seven, I think eight. So can we talk about... So I had some tweets at me this week like, oh, you know, Fizz, this and that. All right, he had a Fizz game. That's it. Like, to me, again, I'm not... You know who could have done this. I'm not the biggest fan of his. I'm not like thinking he's the second coming of Christ. I picked this to not make the playoffs kind of because of him. So I just... This is who he is. Hey, kids. This is why he's a journeyman. This is why we signed him for one-year deals. Because he has in him the Buffalo game last year and this game. And maybe the Houston game last year too. My question is, is this team, the team that rebounded off the Houston game last year, who got embarrassed in Houston and then went on a huge winning streak and got crushed, Or is this a team that just like is going to show up against what is a very good team coming whether they had injuries or whatever it's a very good team coming. So to me and I know that you don't want to take a game and say a season game but there's a there's a coaching game coming up and so far I've seen this team be able to rebound they've rebound when they got down like they rebounding the bills when they went to quick touchdowns. This team they didn't rebound there was no rebounding. He just went into a spiral and You called it out while we're watching it. We were watching the game together, of course and the you know you you said why are they still playing fits and I think this is one of coach bowls is

06:02 Jake: biggest issues is that he's a little bit too oil. Like this is when you should just say, there's no point to having this guy stay in there and throw two more picks, which we knew. I mean, when he went out at four, I said, wait, watch him come back in and throw two more. Like he, and he went right, like there was a chance to say, cause sometimes it's very rare, but it does happen sometimes. You sit the main guy, I don't care if it's Peyton Manning, I've seen Peyton Manning get sit for throwing four picks. You sit Peyton Manning, you put in the other guy, and maybe, maybe that guy sparks something, throws a long bomb, gets a whatever, does a, you know, and the team kind of goes, okay, and maybe we can win. So I... I like Bulls. He was pissed in the conference, the post-game conference, which you buggered off to go upstairs and have dinner or whatever. I watched it because it's painful, but kind of fun. He swore. I've never seen him. He was like, shitty offense, shitty defense, shitty, I didn't say it that way, but he like, he was really pissed. I don't understand why he just didn't sit him. Four is it. Four is the number. You throw four interceptions, you get sad. Four interceptions and still having a chance to win the game because three of them were in the end zone. Well that's the thing, he was off. Everybody on the planet could see this guy is not gonna rebound. That was the weird part. They were driving. Yeah. They'd get to the red zone and he'd throw a pick in the end zone. Right. Three times. Three different times he threw the ball and it was caught in the end zone. But by the wrong team right and if you do the math on that if you said okay We get one touchdown two field goals out of that right and I mean it's like the game is like a different game Totally different game. That puts me through a pick six Yeah, so like the game is our defense while they didn't look great I think they adjusted well to whatever Kansas City was doing and it was exactly the key to the game that not to toot my own horn but I'm gonna I said it on the podcast last week I said this team throws the ball five yards from the line of scrimmage and moves and shakes and gets you running all over the goddamn place and that's all they did that's all they did to us they did not beat us up They didn't beat us deep. They didn't throw anything past us. They ran misdirection after misdirection after misdirection. And we're stuck a step behind the guy. And we couldn't stop. We couldn't stop there, tight end, which. Yeah, Travis Kelsey was very good. Who is very good. He is very good and fast. Holy shit. Happened to play someone like that. So like that gives me real fits. Like Darren Lee and Calvin Pryor are supposed to be the answer for those two for that guy. A lot of it Calvin Pryor was covering him. Darren Lee is a youngster. He needs some time to learn how to play the position and you can't expect every rookie to just be like amazing. No, I was a little perturbed by the fact that Calvin Pryor couldn't check him.

09:01 Jake: Right. But they did adjust and they did shut their running game down and For the most part it was like Alex Smith is sort of a little maestro out there He's got his pieces. He's moving it around and he just like doesn't he can't complete anything down the field It doesn't have second week in a row. We've had zero sacks We had two sacks. Oh, you're right. Sorry. I'm looking at those looking two sacks. OK, so we got to him. That's all right. There was pressure, but he's another guy that. You can't sack certain guys a lot because they will break and move. And he's another guy that's like dangerous. If you let him move around, you want to stay in front of him. Right. Which is the same thing with Terred Taylor is why we didn't really. I don't think we sacked him once. But again, you look at what happened on the field, we've got two rookies starting at linebacker. We're basically in a 4-3, we're no longer a 3-14. We've got two outside linebackers that are rookies. And we've got a great front four and that's where the pressure is gonna come from and it's a little weird cuz I'm I Mean the last ten years the Jets have been at 3 14 minutes a little weird to watch like a 4 3 defense right there And I think guys are slightly out of position like he's got he's got him set up a little weird. He's got Leonard Williams inside of Sheldon Richardson, who's playing outside. And I thought that it would be the reverse of that. Right. But hey, whatever. These guys are making plays in the run game. Jenkins and Lee are just going to get better over time. They just need to play. They're both going to play faster. So that's the thing. You can be fast. but you have to play fast and you can't play fast if you're thinking a lot you just have to react so that will happen with time and unfortunately this was a sucky game at least it was on the at least listen at least this was on the road in a really hard place to win and it's like fuck it Like, just like this week, I want to beat Seattle. I would understand if we went to Seattle and lost, and played like this. If they do this again, I'll be pissed. But here's the thing, when you're evaluating a team that's played three games, you have to say... You know, is it a good team or is it not a good team? I don't know if three's enough. Well, after I'm only about what I can see after the first three of last year, I'm not sure where I would have went with. And I thought the Jets were a very good team last year. Should have made the playoffs. I thought they were an average team who took advantage of a lot of bad teams. That's it. I think they were good. They beat a lot of bad teams. Look at the record. Look at the player. Look at the teams we played in their records. We played. I understand. But you play who you play. Right. But that's not the day. If the Jets took on the Minnesota, the New Jersey high school students, they'd be 19 and 0.

12:05 Jake: They beat the Pats. Yeah, they did. I'm saying. But I think they would be two, they beat one or two teams that had over 500 records. So so far this year we're wanting to we should have won the Cincy game. We blew it because of Fuck hard kicking. Yep. We beat the bills handily. We beat the bills But like and had to go back to me this can't yeah, but we beat the shit out of them this Kansas City game was Fucking weird. It was just a fucking weird game Fucking weird. I can say pick your fucking weird fool. Let's get the fuck off this fucking way. Both of us can just pick Fitzpatrick and move beyond because there's only one I was actually gonna pick I was gonna put Jamon Marshall I was gonna pick my boy give us a really fucked up he fucked and and he did the same thing twice to I mean obviously he's fumbling inside of our 25 right you don't you can't well we'll see how the return is right And the thing is he's too like, he's too trying to make a move as opposed to being safe. Just down it. Take it at the 25. I know that on the one he took back, I don't think he could have because they did the pooch. Right. Up in the air, which is the exact opposite of what the NFL wants to be happening. NFL's stupid. They're such assholes. And... I mean, they should just move it back to the 30. Why are they kicking from the 35 and letting guys pooch it up in the air and be like four yards away when you start kicking the ball? Whatever. All right. So we your boys out. So, yeah, he got hurt. I don't think it was on that play. He just hurt his shoulder, I think. All right. So we re-signed Jeremy Ross. Yeah. To now play special teams and return kicks and punts. Did you see the mill in their news? He was released released gone. He is now no longer a jet. He was on our IR Is that because we had to make a spot on my arm? No, no, I don't need to make spots on IR I think it was just a fuck this guy Okay, or maybe he was just being an asshole and he wanted to play Like he probably wasn't really that injured right like you can probably play now so it's like here go clear waivers do your thing he already cleared waivers actually that's why he was on right are fine your free aging go sign somewhere he'll fucking sign with the fucking Patriots and he'll win a Super Bowl ring and make a interception in the end zone to save a game or something without that okay why who had ever heard of Malcolm Butler He's awesome. He's actually awesome. Danny Woodhead. I would trade right now Revas for Butler, one for one trade. That's Euro Not A Jazz Fan. But we did sign Austin Saverian Jenkins right after he got cut for DUI or DWI or whatever. But tight ends are part of our scheme. So why bring in this guy? Who has talent? The guy has talent. He's a huge dude. Maybe it's red zone stuff. It's like we're gonna just use you in the red zone. We'll split you out wide and pick your poison

15:00 Jake: on who you wanna single up. Possibly. I don't know. JJ Watt went on the IR. Yeah, that's big. Big. They said he might return like in the eight. It's weird this year you don't have to designate your guy. as soon as they go on the IR, you have six weeks to designate the guy, the one guy who can come back. So they're gonna wait and obviously he would be a guy that if he could return in eight weeks or 10 weeks, they would bring him back for sure. They're gonna win the division if Jacksonville doesn't. How about that? The Owen three Jacksonville Jaguars with 4% chance win. The Jags have a rich history of turning things around in London. No, they have a rich history of losing lots of games and being terrible. Rich history of turning it around after the London. So I'm just wondering like, when am I giving up on this? Yes. When it's mathematically impossible. So I think that's like two games. from now. It is. The whole division's terrible. It doesn't matter. There's a mathematical impossibility if they go 0 and 5. That's not true. I think it is. It's not. I think it is. Even if the other, even if the division leader is 5 and 0. Who are they playing in London? Play the Colts. So they're playing, they're playing division. Yeah. Okay. So even if, well, first of all, it's impossible, but even if, let's say Houston. who shit the fucking bed against the 13th quarterback. Let's talk about that. Uh, goes 5-0 and they're 0-5. It's still not mathematically impossible. Let's, let's talk about the AFCs because Jesus Christ. Like the Pats are just good and maybe, you know, maybe Brady sucked this whole time and we had no idea. No, that's not the happening. This isn't even fair. This isn't fair. Wow, the jet fan like real hardcore This is not the one fucking year they lose spray for four games They had the pleasant there in string matter they can't lose and not only not lose I mean Houston did to themselves they gave them, you know, I'd love to see that game I here's the thing they do this all the time say if you play the same game over and over again Why would the outcome I swear to you if you you played that game ten times the Pats win 30% of the time. That would be three. Yeah, out of 10. They don't, but they just got lucky. They got such bullshit, bullshit, touchdowns and drops and stuff like that. And then I think, I mean, Bill Bryan, what game plan was that? Like, we're just going to plan of we're playing against the third string quarterback. So we just. Shouldn't lose. I don't know what the fuck you was thinking. I don't know that was a terrible game You know, you know who's amazing who Bill Bell check Yes He's cuz he's like we're gonna win 27 nothing with our third string quarterback against the team That's doing out because fuck that then the bills went and fucking took the the Cardinals out behind the woods. I was a that was a save rex well no

18:01 Jake: someone who I enjoy listening to calls out a kitchen sink game that was a we're all in this is a playoff game for us right you can't go 0-3 you can't you can't go 0-3 you can't go 0-3 you can't go 0-3 Great, they fucking beat Arizona. Good for them. Have fun the rest of the way. And then the Dolphins. How fun this week. The Dolphins we watched because we were watching on the whatever. They squeezed past. Oh my god. They squeezed past. Barely won against a third string quarterback. Terrell Pryor and the Cleveland Browns. Terrell Pryor. He's doing everything. He's everything. He really was. So now why can't our second round rookie guy? Like do anything? Why am I watching like Dak the cack? Like playing well for Dallas and why I just not know how to do no History, I'm gonna play revisionist history. I'm gonna go back to August of last year. Maybe it's July and July early August The punch to hurt around the world if they just said, okay next man up Bryce Petty You're gonna fucking start the season like every other team was doing right now. Just putting in the rookie Let's go they get he has all preseason get ready and we go in there and we play the entire season We win eight games and we have a guy It's not what we did. We now draft another guy who we don't know what can do. We have two guys. We don't know what they can do. They're both sitting there holding clipboards. Justin: You gotta tag the cack. Jake: There's so many of them. Why don't we just play them? We have semen. Stop with this bullshit. Like, it's so conservative to be like, well, we have a better chance of winning. But you don't have a better chance of winning long term because Fitz is Fitz. Yeah, I guess what this offense is. only built for a year or two more of It's gonna have to turn completely over guys. We have huh who? Quincy's young Quincy's it who else who else is young on this Anderson? Really? Yeah, an undrafted free agent. Yeah, Marshall Mr. Fumbles. Yes young, right Okay, those are young guys and and never is a complete role players these guys well total role players Maybe cats who grow into something that's why you then go draft that year after you get the quarterback you go draft a high White receiver and give him a defense target in a much better shape long term Yeah, except for they're not winning games. Like, great defenses win games. Last year, watching the Denver win games outside. Didn't matter how many picks fucking Peyton Manning threw or whatever, they would still win the game. And that was the Super Bowl. Seaman. He's winning. Seaman. Winning. Seaman. Wrong. Ache dropped. Alright, let's go. Uh, JKN of Fantasy League? How you doing, buddy?

21:00 Jake: Awful, I think. Am I 0 and 3? No. Is that possible? Let's go here. Uh, last week I took on somebody and beat them. Sure, I lost. Uh, I'm 2 and 1. You are 1 and 2. Oh, I did win. Alright, cool. Yeah, you won. Thought I was 0 and 3. This week's actually big, cause the east... might be decided because Genoside and me are taking on each other. So it's the sort of a fight for the first place. You guys banging? We might be banging. He's the only undefeated team. So if I can beat him, I'll be in good shape. It's tough with the people flying. I keep waiting for them to cut Bosswick. Every time I see a transaction, I'm like, are they gonna cut that? I'm like, just. Signed a tight end they face. I don't wait up some fairing Jenkins someone dead I went to try and it didn't happen. Yeah, they might pick up Ross I'll be you under just stash. Yeah, it's like whether Jeremy Ross always a free. I'm playing as a wide receiver though It just sucks I'm happy with my Quincy and noon one Works for me. Yeah that works for you. Yeah, I love I love them. I like watching anyway, so You know, it's gonna be fun to watch Jeremy Ross on my team. You know, it's gonna be fun. It's just fun to watch. Just to skip ahead for a moment. It's gonna be fun to watch Quincy and Nune what in the middle of that field with those safeties lurking on Seattle. Those are some big hitting boys Two weeks in a row with the best pick at of nine nine was tough. This is a tough week bad week I hit a I won all the early games and lost all the late games I got a fiver and you got a sixer So you're still pretty much ahead 21 to 16 so I time plenty of time all I care about plenty of time Okay, let's get there and make some pics right we start on Thursday night. No all right so we start on Sunday in the early of it 930 Whatever. It's a crappy game. Indy is technically at Jacksonville in Wembley, I guess. Maybe it's not Wembley. For those who are over there, you can tweet me later. All right. So Indy's favored by two and a half and I got to go with my home team. Jacksonville is such an idiot. They're going to sack the shit out of Andrew Locke.

24:00 Jake: Yeah, I'll take Indy. Thanks. Such an idiot. 0-3 Jacksonville Jaguars that are gonna win the division. Alright, let's go to 1 o'clock. I'm just gonna win it. How many 4's do we have? 1, 2, 3, 4 4's. 4 4's, that's a good number. That's good. That'll be good to come back for the game. And by the way, bye weeks this week. There are bye's. Green Bay and Eagles. Way too early. Who the fuck needs a bye week in week 4? Too early. Too early. Too early. I'll tell you, I picked up Carson Wentz and put him on almost every one of my teams. That's a good move. Alright. Let's go with... Carolina, who's 1 and 2, Atlanta, division game, Carolina favored on the road by 3, I like me, Carolina did not go 1 and 3, so I will take them and give Atlanta the 3 points. I agree, I'm so surprised about last week, I think the Vikings the real deals I don't think they land the land of not the defense of real deals not real deals so I seek as it is as a comeback game, I think also that should not be overlooked that that Carolina game was in Carolina with all the stuff that was happening in in around right, Charlotte but probably just feel like they were asked a lot about it. Go to Atlanta and get I had game. I had a was on. I'm like, fuck this. Oh, I watch both. I don't care about the command center back up and I don't even care about this football game at all. That wasn't Monday night. That was Sunday night, night Monday night. Weird. Detroit favored by 3. Give me Detroit just cause they're definitely better. I am taking Detroit as well. Alright, Washington is hosting Cleveland. This line jumped. Yeah, it did. Washington was favored by 9 and 9 and a half and it's now settled at 7. Not sure what happened there. Might settle this at seven and a half, but I'm going to take Cleveland. You take the 0 and three Cleveland round to the points. I don't think Washington's all that good. Justin: I don't either. Jake: Cousins just doesn't strike me as being good. Their defense not good either. Maybe this line came back because maybe McCown's playing. I don't know. I can't trust in Cleveland. I'm gonna pick Washington. I'm not really trusting. I'm just saying I can see yourself getting to a certain to blow out really sucks

27:01 Jake: alright Baltimore's Hosting Oakland and their favorite by three and a half Baltimore is three and oh, but they've beaten nobody and they've beaten them by the, the slimmest of margins Yeah, so I don't trust them. I'm gonna take Oakland and the the hook. I really like the points. Maybe Baltimore wins by two or three, but that half is getting me to pick Oakland. I don't like West Coast going East. one o'clock game. I'm going to take Baltimore. I like the sounds of that for our game. All right. I'm hosting and division rival Tennessee. Houston favored by five and a half. It was six and a half. So JJ Watt moved that line a point You would think and I like the underdog. I like Tennessee here five and a half They've been playing a lot of close games. They're not too shabby I don't think either of these teams are that great and Houston without JJ Watt that is a much different team I think this is the do it for JJ Watt. We got creamed last time. They've had 10 days to rest. I'll take Houston. Okay. Four o'clock games. Denver travels to Tampa and Jamis doesn't know what to do with himself against that defense. Denver by three. I'll take it. Taking the Denver, making the semen. We need Zach the cacti place even or Brock the cock the place is so good if we could just Call him duck butter. We just call him duck button who semen. Yeah, all right fine Semenian DP. All right Arizona is hosting the LA Rams Who had a scoring outburst? Yes scored some points And Arizona's favored by 7.5. This line came down from 9. I'll still take the 7.5. Wish it was still 9. Arizona... I think... The idea here is that they're not gonna go 1 in 3. But I feel like these division games are close. So 7.5, I'll take the Rams. I think Arizona again, embarrassed last week. Carson Palmer not the same. Back at home, I feel like they're gonna crush these Rams. Carson Palmer not the same. Last year he hurt his finger. Had an awful, awful game. I just don't think he's good. Like, I know he had like all these statistically good things, but I don't think he's... good I never thought he was good and I was scared of him when he was with the bangles as for not like something's not like a Brady or a Manning or something you like no longer scared of Brady I'm just scared of the paths all right he just happens to play with whoever it is fucking throw this berserk brissett brisket guy out there I don't know whatever his name is Um, who know, who the fuck is playing quarterback for them? Well, we'll talk about it when we get to it. Bill Belichick's gonna play quarterback.

30:00 Jake: Alright, the San Diego Superchargers are hosting New Orleans. Chargers are giving three and a half. These are two shitbag teams, but New Orleans really sucks. They have no defense. Nothing. San Diego River's always dangerous. I think they cover the three and a half at home. Uh yeah, I think San Diego at home. Norah Lynx is their defense. I'm gonna give it 45 points to the Falcons. That's a lot. That's a lot of points. And Julio didn't even do anything. And that's without Julio touching the ball. The running backs did most of the damage. I think half my fantasy team is on these two teams. So I'm hoping this is like 51 to 50. Alright, last of the four o'clock is probably the national game because it's an old school rivalry from the 90s. Dallas at San Francisco. Dallas favored on the road three. Don't like that at all. I think Chip Kelly when he was with the Eagles knew how to beat Dallas. Rookie quarterback on the road. the I like San Francisco at home to me the three and was their quarterback playing ever give me the deck over the plane to be the ca Monday night Sunday Sunday night Pittsburgh by the way guys are certain to come back now off of their their suspension stuff, so like this week, LaVie on Bell, Vonta's perfect. on the Bengals, who we'll talk about in a minute against Miami. So Leveon Bell is coming back for Pittsburgh. Next week a whole other round of guys will come back off the four game suspensions. So Pittsburgh's whole. They have their Leveon Bell back, and they are hosting Kansas City after getting embarrassed. in Philly lost about 30. And I think they're favored by five and a half. And I think they're much better than Kansas City. So give me Pittsburgh. I agree. I think this is, I think this is a. A revenge game kind of week. It's one of those, we just got embarrassed. Now we're back at home. We're back at home. You're going to see that real tough at home at night. And they've got Le'Veon Bell back. They're one of their they've got these two weapons They're both like the best you got the best running back the best wide receiver in the entire league on the team with a really good quarterback Pattern the pattern for this week. I'm hoping is home home team revenge home team revenge shots Pittsburgh Arizona Arizona that's your thought. Yeah, all right and then Monday night We got a good one Yes, I i'm excited for this because I actually want to see the stadium again. This is great Justin: Jack all over the stadium like oh my god, it's the greatest stadium. Sure. It's the greatest Jake: Minnesota is hosting The new york football giants New York football Giants!

33:14 Jake: Eli and frustrate. You saw what happened when Beckham gets frustrated. He just starts throwing shit on the sidelines and it's really childish. He's he's a fucking pima Donna is and we have a guy. See, it'll be interesting to see if he can do what Marshall has done with himself. You think of Marshall now right now that he's on our team, but he was a pima Donna. Oh boy. And he was terrible. He was a terrible person. Be like, that's a terrible person. But he's really turned his entire life around. He's great on TV. He's articulate. He's smart. He's a leader in the locker room. You could tell he's very well respected. He pulls young guys aside. He's a real leader. So I'm hoping that O'Dell is trying to get the team back together last week. I hope O'Dell could turn himself around a little bit, but I'm going to pick Minnesota here favored by four and a half just to finish that off. What do you got? Oh, I have Whatever you do. So that was ready my scores the other one got me, sir Gotcha okay, so why don't we move right along and Go into the AFC East into our throne picks. So Miami is at Cincinnati Cincinnati's favored by seven at home against Miami Um, Miami sucks. They're terrible. They fucking blow. They're horrible. They can't run the ball. They can't, they don't even have a capable running back, let alone the blocking for a capable running back to go through. Tannehill, I think, I'm pretty certain we can say Tannehill's a bust. Can we say that? I think he sucks right? He's like a bah. Like what's this? He's a bus. Fifth year? Yeah. Do we think he's like an Alex Smith where he's athletic, he's got an arm, and it's just gonna take a change of scenery for him to just be good or the right coach who a lot of people thought this guy was? Adam Gace. but he's a look good to me Scott weapons jar's land is really good and they put their they play a lot of like catch up stuff so I also see who they played they started with the not for other games but another play the browns as played the browns and I Justin: barely barely and they were kicking their ass and then all of a sudden they're like losing Jake: All right. Yeah, I'm not impressed with Miami. I'm not scared of that at all. They'll play us tough because they're a division rival. Sure. But I think Cenci is a better team. Since he's much more balanced, since he can run the ball, since he can whatever. He's a Thursday night game. Generally don't like Thursday night games.

36:02 Jake: I reversed this score so I'm pretty good away. Yeah, you did, I'm giving you the stink eye. Yep, I did the run away. What's your problem, dude? I see since he winning this pretty handily and I think it'll be a high score They say that you usually don't high score on Thursdays, but I think this but we did we went bananasos Yeah, crazy both teams. So I think they will at since the since he at home. I like them 30 21 the bungles I like them too. They get perfect back that makes their defense a whole lot better because he's a maniac I like the Bengals 28-13. Alright. Not a lot of scoring out of Miami on that one. Alright, let's move on to an AFC East matchup. A real AFC East matchup where we have Buffalo going to New England. Where New England will play without Tom Brady for at least for the last time this year. Barring injury suspension, right and Who the fuck is their quarterback? I think it's Garoppolo. They're trying to get ready again I think he'll be healthy because I think it's the finger of The biscuit is not good and they have the backups are still Edelman and another receiver Like the two backups just in it won't even matter So I think it will matter I was impressed by the way that that Buffalo played their D against Carson Palmer. They played us pretty tough to start. I think I have a feeling. I feel like I have. I just have a feeling. I feel like Buffalo is going to win this game. I really do. Do you want to bet on that? Yeah, sure. What do you want to bet? Well, we can do a gentleman's bet. Justin: I just really don't want to bet on it. No, I'll bet. Jake: Like you want double or nothing on your Jags bet? Your 0-1-3 Jags? We can double or nothing on the bet that you haven't paid me on yet. I don't have to pay you on it until all bets are settled. They're for different things. Oh, that's true. It's in New England isn't it sure as fuck is I just have this I just have this feeling that the bills gonna go in They just be used to 27 Nothing you think the bills aren't capable of fucking up just like Houston fucked up to give them that game I think they are but I think there's also I've seen a Rex Ryan lead team go into New England and beat them so am I That's great. It was a different team I don't know. I just I just something I know is hopeful. No, I'm not going to bet because it is more hopeful than realistic. But I think that I think the bills are going to pull it out. I feel like their luck of just having everything go their way. They're not going to get too. They're not going to get too easy touchdowns to start the game. They're not going to like all that stuff's not going to happen. They're going to play a real game. And I don't think that either one of these quarterbacks can play a real game. And I think Rex can play real game Rex Ryan get that right like he can not Rex Ryan's one thing

39:00 Jake: we said about him that we liked about him was him against rookie quarterbacks is not a rookie does he's a rookie he's not a rookie he's not a starting quarterback not a rookie he's a backup quarterback that's in his third or fourth year in the league behind Tom Brady and knows this system in and out here's the thing if it was the Jets against the the Patriots It was they were playing if it was Brissette, I would say okay I'm just telling you I don't feel you know where I where I actually would say No fucking way the bills win is it as if it was Edelman I? Actually think the bills have a better chance against Garoppolo than they do against the chickenery because Rex lines up and plays defense He's not, but he loves to confuse. He loves to bring in different places, but he's also easily confused I'm just telling you I think Buffalo pulls us out 2119 Buffalo. I have it opposite 2417 New England All right. 4-0 fucking New England. Let's getting Tom Brady back. What was me? They might go and feed it. Very complete fuck you mode. Yeah. Bellatric loves this shit. He does. So annoying. So annoying. So let's talk about the game of the century. Game of the week. Game of the millennium. All right, so we got injuries. We already mentioned Joe Marshall's out. Joe and Thomas. So we've got Jeremy Ross back. Thomas? Yeah, another guy's out too. Thomas who? I don't know, I have to look it up. Who's Thomas? Hold on, I'll get up. Go keep talking. Shouldn't you know the names that you're writing? Great, thanks for bringing that up. Lawrence, who is that? Defensive lineman. Alright, he was playing, he actually had some plays. So like he's on IR. Fine, we're very deep there. So injuries, I think Seattle's injuries are actually more pressing than ours. I know Decker's not practicing, he had an MRI on his shoulder. Yeah, what's the Decker news? I don't like this. Decker seems always injured. That's annoying. Yes. Yes. He is but the year that he was always injured he did terribly the year last year when he wasn't really that injured He did very well. Well, he also had Brandon Marshall. That's true Let's see. He did not have Brandon Marshall the year before that to help him out, but so Decker not practicing jail Marshall out Other than I think we're fairly healthy right Brandon Marshall still just dealing with leg issues Generally speaking though, the offensive line is still doing its thing on the right side there with the right tackle. Kweli and Ejolana are just going to go back and forth. I think they've been like alternating. Yeah, they've been doing quite a bit. Interesting way of doing that. And we'll see if this injury to Jalen Marshall actually impacts the offense because he was playing.

42:05 Jake: He was, but he was... Well, no, he was... The Jets line up in four receiver sets a lot and he was the slot fourth receiver. Right. I would like to see... Anderson out there on the outside burning down the field right and Ross and I remember remember seeing raw I'm every bit is very close very close They're gonna cuz he was a rookie and he's cheap right pick Marshall right? He's rookie. He costs you nothing. He's undrafted. Hey upside so Alright on their side. I don't know if Rawls is playing Don't think so. Still not playing. Chris and Michael at running back and Russell is dealing with a high ankle sprain on one side and an MCL sprain on the other side. So both his legs are fucked. We ought to be able to get to him because his offensive line sucks and he can't really escape because he's got two bum wheels. It should be an eat. This should be like the sacking the fuck out of Russell. So. I do make that my key to the game very very often. The key to the castle is win up front and I think that'll be the key to the game this this week is win up front. We must sack and have Russell be under. under attack at all times. We can't let him sit back there and we can't let him do the run around schoolyard, because that's the 60 yard place or the 40 yard places when he's running around and all of a sudden Tyler Lockett's just waving his arms around. Right. So. You know, they've got a couple bald ones good. Yeah lock it fast curse is big That's it. Right? You've got like three different styles of receivers to cover Jimmy Graham I think is questionable. He might play might not but he had a really good game last week. Yeah, a hundred yards So as always the Jets by the way are underdogs at home, of course getting one and a half And I like our team to win. I like our team to put up some points too. I like our team to put up some points. I like a 24-14 victory. My key of the castle for, I mean it's just become obvious, right? We can't just you can't be stupid. They still have a good defense Right that defense has quality people in it. No doubt this comes down to it. It's a fits game to me It's fits good fits magic or fits Patrick Fitzpatrick shows up those two picks We're not winning this game fits magic shows up and actually has one of his better games You know, I we have a chance to win this game. I actually think it's going to be a cold, rainy day or it's going to be rainy.

45:00 Jake: And that's what the weather. So I think it'll be more of like a ground and pound kind of like everybody running the balls won't be going so well and whipping around in the air. I don't think this is a lot of throwing. So I'm I think this will be low scored. We really just need to receive rebound from Fitzpatrick and I think this is like I Don't know. I see him throw like four picks in this game I'm hoping the coach sets him and then moves on and then we need to move on Because that was just embarrassing. It was embarrassing watching that game last week So I'm gonna say Jets win, but I think it's close. I don't think it's be high scoring to be a lot of back-and-forth A lot of defensive stands, a lot of third and outs, a lot of punts. If you have a fantasy punting league, pick the punters. So I just feel like it's going to be punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, three and out, three and out, three and out. But I think the Jets will win. So give me the Jets 17-14, J-E-T-S, just the Jets. That's it for us. We'll be back. Ooh, next week is tough. Oh, we'll be on the road. But no, next week is tough. We're traveling. So... I don't know if we'll be able to squeeze in a pod next week. We'll try. But if we don't, we don't. If you're still picking, keep picking. And other than that, we'll be at the game enjoying. And we'll see you when we see you in the next podcast. Jake and Justin saying, let's coach up. Thanks for watching! You You You You

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